All posts containing the tag: "PrinceVonAnhalt"
For all the garbage Paris Hilton and fam receive from Prince Von A-Hole, you'd think an impromptu family reunion at the Ivy would be the perfect time for forgiveness ... or WW III.
At first the Prince was surprisingly quiet and cordial to their faces -- maybe he didn't recognize them.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
Achtung! The Apocalypse must be near -- Prince Von A-Hole is now a spokesman for Lupoline lingerie. 
The creepy new billboard boy apparently even designed a line of garments for the company. Wonder if Zsa Zsa was the test model?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
While political pundits debate whether the First Lady is fair game, Prince Von A-Hole reiterated his disdain for Michelle Obama -- and his fondness for Bush -- as in Laura.
And if you want to see the Prince scream at the top of his lungs outside the Ivy -- keep watching.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Where to start ... Zsa Zsa's Husband, Prinz Frederic von Anhalt, aka, Von A-Hole, tells TMZ today.....
- Barack Obama's wife Michelle is a racist who hates white people
- Michelle would look like a "washerwoman" standing next to the other first ladies
- If she wants to be first lady she has to look good in the face and all over the place
- At least Barbara Bush wore nice dresses
- Al Sharpton is a racist and a cheap actor
As for Von A-Hole, he says he can't be racist -- he's from Germany.
Watch the video. A sight to behold.
Filed under: TV, Prez Election 2008
How's this for a cage match we'd kill to see -- Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband vs. Reverend Al Sharpton.
The Prince challenged Al to a fist fight yesterday, claiming he's a "big mouth" and that he could K.O. him.
VAH also called BS on Barack and Michelle Obama's claims ... that they knew jack about crazy Rev. Jeremiah Wright when they went to his church. As for calling Michelle Obama a "washerwoman," VAH says it's his opinion and she hates the US and should "go the f**k out of America."
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Prez Election 2008
Last time we checked, 91-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor wasn't dead yet, so what's her daffy hubby doing looking for a new princess?
It's for some new lame-ass reality show, which begs the bigger question -- while we give him a few minutes here and there, why in the hell would anyone give him his own show?!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
For the low price of only $5 million, you too can call Prince Von A-Hole "daddy."
The Prince has already adopted four grown men -- all in their thirties -- to carry on his untarnished name. Take that Brangelina!
Members of the ever-growing Von A-Hole clan include Prince Marcus, a strip club king in Europe, Prince Oliver, a strip club king in America -- and a surgeon who wants to remain anonymous. Go figure.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
The Prince held court in front of the Ivy today to talk about his recent court victory ... dressed in lederhosen. You win some, you lose some.
BTW -- You have to check out his stance on gay marriage. You can't make this stuff up.
It's hard to believe Prince Von A-Hole doesn't support gay rights, he cruises West Hollywood all the time!
The Prince got into a testy argument with a photog in front of the Ivy yesterday, with A-Hole slamming gay marriage as "not normal." Right, because the guy who married Zsa Zsa, got handcuffed in his car naked and wore lederhosen in public should set the standard for "normal."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Poor -- literally -- A-Hole testified that Zsa Zsa hates the paparazzi. Well, sucks for her that her ninth husband is an attention seeking famewhore!
Just check out these "greatest hits" of the camera hunting Prince. We apologize in advance for that thong shot.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
TMZ has obtained exclusive audio from Prince Von A-Hole's interview with Beverly Hills PD -- recorded in 2005, five days after he allegedly kicked a paparazzo's ass.
The Prince will be back on the stand today at the TRIAL OF THE CENTURY-- and TMZ will be there, LIVE!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Prince Von A-hole was steaming when he left the courtroom for lunch today -- trashing the photog who's suing him while singing the praises of the American justice system.
The Founding Fathers couldn't have put it any better.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Get near Zsa Zsa Gabor and Prince Von Anhalt will have your ass.
The Prince is in court right now for this alleged attack of a paparazzo caught on tape back in May of 2005. A-hole's being sued for battery and emotional distress. We hear Zsa Zsa is scheduled to stand take the stand!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Fights
Prince Von A-hole is nuclear over being hauled into court today, for the beginning of his trial of the century.
A pap is suing the Prince for battery and emotional distress. The camerawhoring ninth hubby of Zsa Zsa Gabor went ballistic yesterday -- screaming at paps, at the Ivy of all places, "If you need to make a living, go and f**k a rich woman." Speaking from experience, no doubt.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds, Fights
Britney has reunited with her sons today -- the first time since her January 3rd meltdown.
Brit's boys were driven by K-Daddy's bodyguard to Spear's Studio City home, according to People.
And as we first reported yesterday, Jamie Spears and a psychiatrist must be present for every visit.
Filed under: Britney Spears
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