All posts containing the tag: "SavedByTheBell"
Harvey Walden has worked with a lot of wannabeens on "Celebrity Fit Club" -- but there's one guy in particular he says belongs on Celebrity "Piece of S**t" Club.
The fatty in question: "Dustin Screech Dumb Ass Diamond," who Harvey despises soooo much, he threatened to "rip his head off and fill his throat with low fat yogurt."
Someone get him some Yoplait!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Those crazy kids from Bayside made it work -- because last night, Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski were out together in NYC.
The two married in 1994 -- "Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas" anyone? -- and apparently lived happily ever after since.
O.K. ... so both Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen are married to other people in real life ... but we can dream, right?
Filed under: Hook-Ups
Elizabeth Berkley was thiiiiiiiis close to getting a parking ticket, until our photog stepped in to save the day. 
If only he was there when Elizabeth got offered "Showgirls."
We were all prepared to shred Dustin Diamond when we discovered he booked a comedy show at a small town pizza joint this past weekend -- turns out Screech is the one laughing ... all the way to the bank.
TMZ has learned the former "Saved by the Bell" dork got paid $2,000 for a 2-night stand-up gig at Listrani's -- a local pizza place-turned-comedy club in Arlington, Virginia.
Besides the paycheck, the pizza joint also forked over enough dough to cover ...
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Exclusives
Lark Voorhies is calling total BS on the new Dustin Diamond rumors -- claiming she and her fellow "Saved by the Bell" alums aren't furious about Screech's new tell-all book ... because they have nothing to hide. 
As for Diamond owing more than $21,000 in taxes -- the cast makes residuals from syndication, "he should be fine."
Dustin Diamond needs to be saved by the bill, as in dollar, because he's been accused of owing the Department of Revenue some serious cash.
We got a hold of a tax lien filed in January in Ozaukee County, Wisconsin -- showing Screech owes $21,015.62 in unpaid taxes. An Ozaukee County court clerk told us as of two days ago, it still hasn't been paid.
We hear the t-shirt business is booming this time of year.
Filed under: Celebrity Pay Dirt, Exclusives
Elizabeth Berkley made our photog go temporary insane -- seriously -- and all it took was for her to sing a few bars of Jesse Spano, Lisa Turtle and Kelly Kapowski's workout smash "Go For It." 
If this doesn't make you long for a Hot Sundaes reunion, you got a problem.
Seriously the best thing ever: Zack Morris was on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" last night -- yes, THE Zack Morris, not Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
Good news: He can still do "Time outs" and sings a mean cover of Zack Attack's #1 hit "Friends Forever."
The bad news: He and Kelly Kapowski got divorced.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Mr. Belding is half the man he used to be -- and dude claims it's all courtesy of the unofficial TMZ diet plan! 
Apparently, we gave Dennis Haskins a complex back in '07 when we ran a story on him called, "Saved by the Taco Bell."
Our apologies -- but keep up the good work.
Just like on "Saved by the Bell," Mr. Belding awkwardly forced himself into the lives of younger, more attractive people while in Las Vegas this weekend.
Not even detention could have kept Beldy, 57, from appearing in every single SpyOnVegas photo taken at Body English -- whether he was gettin' down with hot girls or hamming it up with dudes.
Filed under: Hot Vegas
Does anybody even know what Mr. Belding's real name is anymore?
His birth certificate may read Dennis Haskins, but this guy's got no problem being forever known as the Bayside High principal who busted Zack Morris trying to sneak a locker room peek at Kelly Kapowski.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
"Saved by the Bell" principal Mr. Belding aka Dennis Haskins, exited the FOX Reality Really Awards in a giving mood -- spoon-feeding chocolate ice cream to a hungry photog! Gee, thanks, Mr. Belding!
The swelling Belding's a bit bigger than he was during his days at Bayside High. Is he dating a lunchroom lady?
No one quite knows why he was there. He's Mr. Belding. He roams the halls.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Each week, as Principal Belding on "Saved By the Bell," Dennis Haskins helped teach Zach and company right from wrong. On the streets of Hollywood last night, Haskins taught everyone a lesson in chivalry.
Our photogs caught the portly former principal outside of Koi, where he bought a handful of roses for a bevy of ladies. He picked up five, at $5 a piece, explaining, "My momma raised me right."
Smooth move, Mr. Belding!
Filed under: TV
Trust fund gigolo Brody Jenner helped everyone's favorite early '90s syndicated TV emasculated high school principal with some much needed dough -- by giving "Saved by the Bell's" Mr. Belding $5 at Vegas' PURE nightclub on Friday! Spare some change?!
Belding, aka actor Dennis Haskins, shouldn't feel too bad -- he now has $5 more than his "Bell" co-star, Dustin Diamond, aka Screech! And all without the help of a sex tape!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Hot Vegas
Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from "Saved by the Bell," may have known that a sex tape featuring him existed and that it was going to be released soon.
According to a source at Globat.com, the Web hosting company that recently hired him to be its spokesman, Screech's management told them that something "huge" was going to happen next week and that they were "lucky to have him."
This, of course, was not what the company had in mind.
The company says they are seriously concerned over the recent headlines and is contemplating its next steps. In a statement released to TMZ, Globat says: "We signed Dustin Diamond based on his persona as the recognizable lovable nerd. Through talks with his management, we knew they had something big planned -- but never expected this! We have not seen or received confirmation from Diamond's management of the alleged tape. We are reserving any judgment until further information is available."
Globat.com recently conducted a video and photo shoot with Diamond and was planning on a full launch of Diamond material on their website and sister site DefyingGravity.com. Currently, Globat.com features a picture next to the words, "Our nerds do it best and go all night long!" Another ad features Screech with his pants stuffed and the line, "Our nerds have the biggest packages!"
Diamond's reps tell TMZ: "At the time of the signing with Globat we were looking for easy ways to help with cross promotion. At the time there were three things that were drawing a lot of attention -- the first being the save the house campaign, the second being a televised Showtime comedy appearance and the third is an appearance on the ABC show, 'The Knights of Prosperity.'"
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
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