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Harvey Walden has worked with a lot of wannabeens on "Celebrity Fit Club" -- but there's one guy in particular he says belongs on Celebrity "Piece of S**t" Club.
The fatty in question: "Dustin Screech Dumb Ass Diamond," who Harvey despises soooo much, he threatened to "rip his head off and fill his throat with low fat yogurt."
Someone get him some Yoplait!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
We were all prepared to shred Dustin Diamond when we discovered he booked a comedy show at a small town pizza joint this past weekend -- turns out Screech is the one laughing ... all the way to the bank.
TMZ has learned the former "Saved by the Bell" dork got paid $2,000 for a 2-night stand-up gig at Listrani's -- a local pizza place-turned-comedy club in Arlington, Virginia.
Besides the paycheck, the pizza joint also forked over enough dough to cover ...
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Filed under: Exclusives
The release of the Screech sex tape was no accident.
Dustin Diamond previously shot down TMZ's report that he was involved in the release of his infamous sex tape, but now admits to Details magazine that he was in on it from it the start.
He explains in the interview that someone was threatening to let the tape loose, so he called up Red Light District and struck up a deal with them to beat the "sleaze guy" to the punch and make some money. "We backdoored them," he says ... bringing back all those icky "Dirty Sanchez" memories. Thanks a lot.
So much for Screech's public war of words with David Hans Schmidt.
Can't get enough Screech? Check out more of the interview on Details.com.
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Celebrity Feuds
They rant, they strangle, they drink and drive and go to rehab. What's a year in Hollywood without a mess of celeb bad boys making a mess? Here's a look at the dirty dudes of 2006. 
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em -- that's how Dustin Diamond, aka Screech Powers, feels about cashing in on his leaked sex tape.
Diamond defended his recent decision to profit from the tape to Rita Cosby on MSNBC's "Scarborough Country" Wednesday, saying "We could spend a fortune fighting it in court, with little bits already being leaked out on the Internet or we could suck it up and say you know what, it could be a losing battle, we'll make money if we just side with it."
Screech also confessed that he had formed a different opinion of his former arch-enemy, video kingpin David Hans Schmidt, even paying a backhanded compliment to the man who has exposed sex tapes of Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell and others. "I tip my hat to the guy ... if someone has a tape out there, they gotta watch out 'cuz chances are he's gonna get a hold of it... the Sultan of Sleaze has done it again and I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar."
Schmidt also appeared on the show and boasted of four more celebrity sex tapes which have recently fallen into his possession -- one featuring a rap artist, another of a celeb who stars on the Bravo network. We're just hoping it's not James Lipton.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
In the greatest fashion prat fall of Paris Fashion Week, we learn that fashion and watering buckets equal disaster and more importantly, hilarity. Of course those horrid shoes probably didn't help. 
No one steals Moakler's man. Shanna Moakler got in a tussle with heiress Paris Hilton early Wednesday morning. Shanna alleges that Paris posse member Stavros Nairchos shoved her down some stairs. Watch the exclusive video of Shanna's conversation with the police.
Meanwhile, Paris contends that Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist after screaming profanities at her that night. After exiting Hyde, Paris and her publicist Elliot Mintz went to the police station and filed a police report against the "Dancing with the Stars" contestant.
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Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape
TMZ's preview of Screech's sex tape, "Saved by the Smell," has been burning up the Internet. You've seen excerpts featuring Screech, and now TMZ has obtained footage of his supporting cast.
David Hans Schmidt, the agent who's now selling the rights to the tape, tells TMZ that the two women are from the heart of the Midwest and in their early 20's. One is blond, the other a rather striking brunette. In the exclusive preview obtained by TMZ, we have altered their voices. Schmidt says the tape was shot in a Midwest hotel suite -- complete with hot tub and champagne -- earlier this year. 
Schmidt will appear on Howard Stern's radio show next week, where the shock jock will narrate the play-by-play scenes for listeners, ending with the now infamous "Dirty Sanchez." After the appearance with Stern, Schmidt will appear live with MSNBC's Rita Cosby and debate Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) live on her show. It is unclear what the former "Saved by the Bell" star will be debating.
Schmidt tells TMZ the tape will be available soon for $49.95 though a major distributor. The tape is already causing a media ruckus. The season premiere of "Saturday Night Live" featured a parody of the video and Jay Leno used the tape as material for his monologue.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
When Screech stars in a sex tape and his Saved by the Bell co-star Mario López appears on Dancing with the Stars, rather than the other way around, it would seem to confirm that things in the celebrity world often don't make sense. But thankfully for this weekly column, they are not alone.
Anna Nicole Smith: It's hard to believe that, during this difficult time, Anna Nicole could be part of something more offensive than her new sci-fi comedy Illegal Aliens, in which she co-stars with Joanie Laurer (sample line of AN dialogue: "Who do I have to screw to get off of this movie?"). But by marrying her attorney Howard K. Stern only 18 days after the death of her son, with some pink bikini frolicking reportedly thrown in for good measure, the 38-year-old bride proved that the third time was anything but the charm. Over the years, her surgically enhanced breast size has hovered between 36A and 42DD, but what she really seems to need now is a brain implant.
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Filed under: The Z List
Our memories from the teen sitcom "Saved by the Bell" have forever been tainted by Screech and his new sex tape. Dustin Diamond is the latest in a series of stars whose sexual escapades have found their way to your local adult video store. It's part entertaining, part creepy. We're just not sure which part is which. 
Psuedo-punker Avril Lavigne has been getting all llama on the photogs outside of Hollywood hotspot Hyde lately. After celebrating her 22nd birthday, the Canuck decided to let loose with a loogie, hitting a photographer in the face. Afterwards Avril let out her new battle cry with the aprés peau "Bitch!"
Lindsay needs to watch where she's going. The party girl walked right into a parking meter with her cast this week while trying to dodge paparazzi. Maybe she should get a hat with eye holes.
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Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape
Dustin Diamond went on the MJ Morning Show in Tampa, Fl. this morning to refute an article on TMZ that suggest that Diamond knew the sex tape starring him existed and would be released shortly. 
According to Globat.com, the Web hosting company that signed Diamond as its spokesman just weeks ago, they were told that they were "lucky" to get him because something huge was about to happen. Diamond maintains the something big was a "Showtime special" and a new ABC show called "Knights of Prosperity."
He also went on to tell the morning show, "I am not pushing this video in any way. I am not condoning this video."
OK, let's start with that last quote first. Um, how do we say this without being rude? Yeah you are and yes you do. It's okay. There's nothing wrong with it. Look what it did for Paris -- you'll be a regular at Hyde in no time.
Now onto the whole "I've got a Showtime special" thing. No you don't. You're on a show called "White Boys in the Hood." It's a 10-episode series (think "Showtime at the Apollo") that was shot in New York and you're one of dozens of comics who appeared on it.
As for the "Knights of Prosperity," he's making a cameo in one episode -- though the show tells us "it's hilarious."
Diamond went on to tell the MJ Morning Show, and CNN's "Showbiz Tonight," about a celebrity club that exchanges sex tapes and gives the tape a score based on things that are accomplished on the tape. Ew.
So Screech, if you're out there ... come clean, man. It's ok. Look at Paris, Pam, Colin and R. Kelly (OK, maybe not him) -- there's nothing wrong with making a little cash on the side with a sex tape.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from "Saved by the Bell," may have known that a sex tape featuring him existed and that it was going to be released soon.
According to a source at Globat.com, the Web hosting company that recently hired him to be its spokesman, Screech's management told them that something "huge" was going to happen next week and that they were "lucky to have him."
This, of course, was not what the company had in mind.
The company says they are seriously concerned over the recent headlines and is contemplating its next steps. In a statement released to TMZ, Globat says: "We signed Dustin Diamond based on his persona as the recognizable lovable nerd. Through talks with his management, we knew they had something big planned -- but never expected this! We have not seen or received confirmation from Diamond's management of the alleged tape. We are reserving any judgment until further information is available."
Globat.com recently conducted a video and photo shoot with Diamond and was planning on a full launch of Diamond material on their website and sister site DefyingGravity.com. Currently, Globat.com features a picture next to the words, "Our nerds do it best and go all night long!" Another ad features Screech with his pants stuffed and the line, "Our nerds have the biggest packages!"
Diamond's reps tell TMZ: "At the time of the signing with Globat we were looking for easy ways to help with cross promotion. At the time there were three things that were drawing a lot of attention -- the first being the save the house campaign, the second being a televised Showtime comedy appearance and the third is an appearance on the ABC show, 'The Knights of Prosperity.'"
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
TMZ has obtained portions of the latest celebrity sex tape, featuring former "Saved by the Bell" star Dustin Diamond, who played Screech. To say the least, the video is unique and, dare we say, entertaining.
David Hans Schmidt, who has become famous in the sex tape industry by peddling videos featuring Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell and others, claims ownership to the Screech tape. It was shot in a hotel. Diamond is holding the camera and narrating, as he engages two women in various combinations and positions.
The tape begins with Diamond in a bathtub, narrating what's to come. It ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a "Dirty Sanchez." Suffice it say, it is unbelievably graphic.
Schmidt is out shopping the tape and we're told it has been generating significant interest. What's unusual, we're told, is that some mainstream media companies are interesting in purchasing the rights.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Colin Farrell ... and Screech? If an alleged new sex tape is any indication, Dustin Diamond (aka Screech Powers from the classic sitcom "Saved By The Bell") isn't just a threesome-loving stud -- he gets down and dirty (and we mean dirty) with his hoochies.
TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the "Dirty Sanchez." TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech's reps, who did not immediately return our calls.
Rush & Molloy report this morning that the tape is in the hands of Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered other such celeb-skin deals, and that Schmidt is shopping the digital video tape around to Hustler and Vivid Video, among other outlets.
It might not exactly be Oscar-caliber work, but Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, seems to be at least a little happy about the development for his client. "Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings," says Paul, who says he hasn't seen the tape.
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Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started
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