In hockey, you can get a five-minute penalty for fighting, two minutes for high-sticking -- and thrown off your team for making lewd comments about Elisha Cuthbert. The Dallas Stars say Sean Avery will not be rejoining the team after serving a six-game suspension, saying: "All parties said there is a clear understanding that a return to the Stars is not in the best interest of either the hockey club or Avery."
Avery was originally suspended for his "sloppy seconds" comment about his ex girlfriend, Elisha, that he made to the media during practice.
Hockey hothead Sean Avery is scrambling to make up for the foul comments he made about his ex girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert, by releasing this apology:
"I would like to sincerely apologize for my off-color remarks to the press yesterday from Calgary.
"I should not have made those comments and I recognize that they were inappropriate. It was a bad attempt to build excitement for the game, but I am now acutely aware of how hurtful my actions were. I caused unnecessary embarrassment to my peers as well as people I have been close with in the past.
Hockey Fun Fact:You can punch the hell out of an opposing player on the ice, but when you refer to his girlfriend as your "sloppy seconds" -- that's where the NHL draws the line.
The NHL suspended hockey's most hated player, Sean Avery, for talking trash to the new player dating his ex girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.
Here's the deal -- Cuthbert's new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf, plays for the Calgary Flames -- and during a practice session in Calgary today, Avery got the media's attention and said the following:
"I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."
Avery is out pending a hearing with NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman.
There's no doubt Chris Brown is hot ... but should an 8-year-old really be screaming how "sexy" he is?
Also in NY: Brown's galpal Rihanna and Sean Avery showed off an impressive shiner.
In L.A.: A condom holding Brody Jenner fended off underage fans, Keanu Reeves ignored everything at LAX. Everybody else went to the "secret" Price concert at the Green Door -- including "American Pie" wannabeens Tara Reid and Thomas Ian Nicholas, Melanie Griffith and her kids, Ryan Cabrera and girlfriend Riley Keough, P!nk and Adrian Grenier.
Are Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert the new "It" Couple?
The "Girl Next Door" actress was spotted heading into Hyde with boyfriend Sean Avery, but that's not who she left with. Cuthbert took off with gal-pal and "House of Wax" co-star Paris Hilton, leaving her hockey star boyfriend to fend for himself inside the club.
The two jetted away in Hilton's Range Rover, leaving a bummed out looking Avery with only his pudgy male friend to console him. Yeah, we'd be disappointed too if Paris stole our girl ... unless it resulted in a lingerie-clad pillow-fight of course.
Hockey hothead Sean Avery is scrambling to make up for the foul comments he made about his ex girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert, by releasing this apology:
