Oba-Ma Kenobi Senses Disturbance in the Force
Life Lesson #321 -- don't pick your nose when you're standing behind the President ... people will see you. 
Filed under: Barack Obama, Politix
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Carrie Fisher -- 'All About' Incest and Pedophilia
Wanna get Princess Leia to lay ya? Well, according to Carrie Fisher herself, she has only two criteria for hookups: You gotta be related ... or you gotta be a child?!?!? 
Anakin Skywalker in 'Star Wars': 'Memba Him?!
Jake Lloyd is best known for playing little Anakin Skywalker in the sci-fi follow up "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace." Guess what he looks like now!
Filed under: 'Memba Them?!
Angela Lansbury: Yoda, She Wrote
Here's legendary actress Angela Lansbury, 83, in NYC recently (left) -- and a model of Yoda, 900, from the "Star Wars" films (right).
May the force be with you.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin'
Carrie Fisher -- Like Buttah
Here's 52-year-old female "Star Wars" icon/celebuspawn Carrie Fisher (left) at a comic convention in San Francisco this weekend -- and "Austin Powers" himself Mike Myers (right) at some event a while back.
Does one of them make you horny?!
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, We're Just Sayin'
The Force Is Not Strong With This One
If you've ever wanted to go after George Lucas for ruining the "Star Wars" franchise, be warned -- his daughter will lay you out.
Amanda Lucas made her MMA debut in Auckland, New Zealand over the weekend, losing in one of ten fights as part of an event called Princesses of Pain -- which also accurately describes Natalie Portman's acting in "Attack of the Clones."
According to a fan at the fight who posted a comment on a local news site, Amanda's fight was "a total mismatch and she got badly beaten. To give Amanda her dues she kept coming back for more, but the ref in her corner should have stopped the fight after the first round."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports, Fights
That's a Spicy Robot
The culinary world has entered a galaxy far far away.
Japan will begin selling what is possibly the greatest spice dispenser ever created. The Star Wars pepper mill shaped like R2-D2 is available in two color schemes, the famous blue and white made famous in the George Lucas films and the black and gold R2-Q5, which may or may not be R2-D2's doppelganger.
Pre-orders are available now for the February 29th, 2008 release date.
Filed under: Celebritoyz
Lego My Lando
Take two great things; LEGO and "Star Wars," mash them into a tongue-in-cheek take on the entire "Star Wars" storyline -- and you've got yourself some good times!
The newest addition to the LEGO Star Wars franchise covers all six movies. Even if you know the entire series verbatim, the game brings a new humor to the storyline and is a refreshing re-imagining of George Lucas' contribution to modern cultural history. With over 160 playable characters, you can finally see what it's like to be Jar Jar Binks in the Ewok village ... you can even create cross-trilogy, mash-up characters like Han Windu and Amidala Vader.
LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga will be available in fall 2007, for Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Nintendo DS and Wii.
Filed under: Celebritoyz
Up Up and a Vader
Darth Vader is Back ... and full of hot air!
An 85-foot tall hot air balloon fashioned to look like the infamous helmet of "Star Wars" warlord Darth Vader took to the skies Thursday to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the the original film. The $135,000 gas bag took flight in the small town of Ceroux, Belgium as part of a hot air balloon festival.
It is unknown whether the balloon is impenetrable to The Force.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
R2-D2 4 U 2
How are you celebrating the 30th anniversary of "Star Wars?" 
Yes, this May marks 30 years since this adorable little robot crash landed on Tatooine, into film history -- and the hearts of movie fans around the world.
This 8" battery-operated replica can be yours on eBay. Blooop ... woop ...wooo bleeeoooop! (Batteries not included.)
Filed under: Celebrity Auctions
Finally Kill Jar Jar
No character in science fiction is more despised than Jar Jar Binks. George Lucas' attempt at humor in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace" was panned by critics and fans alike. If there were only a way to exact revenge on Jar Jar for sullying the Star Wars franchise...
An eBay auction is here to make your Jar Jar-icide dream come true! A lucky eBay seller won this life-size Jar Jar statue from an Albertsons supermarket when Episode I was released. How the seller was able to control his urge to completely destroy the thing is beyond us. Now you can take care of something that should have been done a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
May the force be with you.
Filed under: Celebrity Auctions
Join the Dark Side of Flash Drives
Star Wars and computer nerds go together like BSD and terminal commands.
Aware of this undeniable fact, the Mimoco company is introducing a limited edition version of our favorite Sith lord in the form of a USB flash memory drive.
The flash drive, which measures at just over two inches in length, is available in three sizes starting at $79.95. The foreboding figure of Anakin Skywalker will certainly bring terror to your other inferior flash drives and any rebels residing in nearby cubicles.
The only problem is that we don't remember Darth Vader having bunny ears.
(TMZ apologizes for the numerous nerd references in the above story)
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebritoyz
'Star Wars' Pirate Cops a Plea
Marc Hoaglin of Huntington Beach, Calif. pled guilty yesterday to one count of uploading a work being prepared for commercial distribution. Hoaglin was nabbed for uploading a stolen copy of 'Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith' to the Internet the day before its theatrical release.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Movies
