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A crime against Rihanna was committed during karaoke at the Saddle Ranch last night -- some wannabes absolutely butchered one of her songs -- and this time, Chris Brown was a witness.
Though a group of girls totally assaulted RiRi's song "Umbrella," Brown appeared unfazed and continued talking with a group of chicks at the Sunset Strip bar.
We apologize in advance to your ear drums.
Filed under: Music, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Exclusives
Diddy is such a baller, even his umbrella has an umbrella.
Puff Daddy and his executive umbrella assistant made their way to dry ground in NYC yesterday.
The 39-year-old mogul's umbrella is so expensive, you don't want to get it wet.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, p. diddy
How many public relations minions does it take to keep Miley Cyrus dry?
Fortunately, not one drop of water got through the rain shield ... no word if she ate after midnight.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Miley Cyrus
Anyone looking for proof that opening an umbrella indoors leads to bad luck, look no further -- Marisa Tomei got smacked in the face by hers as she walked through LAX.
Hope this streak doesn't follow her to the Oscars ...
Law enforcement sources tell us even though the police report in the Chris Brown arrest refers to assault with a deadly weapon, there was no weapon involved in the alleged attack.
The police report cites Penal Code Section 245 -- Assault with a Deadly Weapon. However, we're told there was no weapon involved.
We had been hearing there was an umbrella in the car -- which would have been the most ironic thing ever -- but again... no weapon is alleged. By the way, a persons foot or other body part can be considered a deadly weapon depending on the circumstances.
One law enforcement source who has been dead-on so far claims Rihanna suffered contusions and bite marks.
Story developing...
Filed under: Music, Rihanna, Chris Brown
Winter's coming. Days are getting shorter; it's getting chilly and threat of rain looms. Sure, you could check out the weather report in the morning before you leave the house, but then you lose that extra five minutes of sleep that are oh, so important.
For those who enjoy the warmth of their bed more than sitting through the weather reports of zany morning television hosts, here is the Ambient Forecasting Umbrella. The umbrella's handle has a built-in receiver that retrieves daily weather reports from Accuweather.com. A blue LED light on the handle will flash to let you know the exact possibility of precipitation. The more likely the chance of rain, the quicker it flashes!
Now you can sleep in and stay dry!
Filed under: Celebritoyz
Remember last February, when the pop wreck shaved her head and went nuts on a Ford with an umbrella, before her mom shuttled her over to rehab? Seems like just a few weaves ago. 
Now you can drive yourself crazy -- in the same 2002 Ford Explorer -- along with the busted green umbrella tossed in for rainy-day angst! Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Bidding starts on this mad eBay auction -- at $25,000, y'all.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears, Celebrity Auctions
Britney Spears makes a bald move once again. 
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.
The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."
Britney rolls on!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears
The normally camera-friendly Gwyneth Paltrow decided to cover up her golden locks and hide behind a sweatshirt and umbrella as she made her way inside LAX yesterday.
Fortunately for Gwyneth the Oscar winner didn't run into anyone while her vision was- how you say- impaired.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police
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