Here's some video of Vanilla Ice performing this weekend in Las Vegas because, well, it's Labor Day and why the hell not.
While at New York, New York's Rok bar, Ice sang the best song ever willed into existence -- "The Ninja Rap" from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze."
Remember that time you were sitting around with your friends saying, "Wouldn't it be really cool if MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice staged a comeback concert in Utah?" Of course you don't -- because no one has ever thought that.
But alas, it's happening! The '90s has-beens are headlining an event at the McKay Event Center in beautiful Orem, Utah. Orem, whose population is 90% white, is often referred to as "Family City USA." And how!
The gig goes down February 27 and tickets range from $29.50 - $35.00 (which includes a $3.00 parking fee). All of Hammer and Ice's proceeds will go toward rent.
Vanilla Ice drowned his sorrows -- and those of anyone around him with an open mouth -- while hosting a party at an McFaddens at the Rio in Vegas this weekend. Jäger -- too cold, too cold.
Despite being a '90s punchline, Caucasian rapping fluke Vanilla Ice still busted something sorta resembling rhymes outside Porky's in the Hamptons this weekend -- before making light of his alleged attack on his wife earlier this year.
While the battery charges were dropped, that's not exactly what they mean by a good beat.
It was the Battle of the Babies over the long weekend -- with Christina Aguilera's boy Max trying to outcute Gwen and Gavin's tot Kingston. May the fiercest child win!
Also -- TMZ's favorite stripper-heel wearing street walker, Shauna Sand, turned "22" and Vanilla Ice tried to bust a rhyme. It didn't go well.
Barack Obama has been dogged with accusations that he's stealing stump speech material from Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick, including his famous slogan "Yes, we can."
Several observers have pointed out that one of Obama's chief policy advisers used to work for Patrick, but as this hot-off-the-YouTube video suggests, maybe he's better off using a certain early '90s rap sensation -- if he really wants to convince the people that he's not a plagiarist.
The 39-year-old, born Robert Van Winkle, cleaned himself up for a charity event in Miami on Saturday and looked -- dare we say -- presentable, yo! Since reaching one-hit wonder status, the original Federline has starred in several reality shows. Mind-bogglingly, Vanilla still manages to tour.
David Arquette was about as smooth as sandpaper during a pick-up game of basketball. While trying to get a handle on the rock, Dave hit the ground hard and flipped upright. He might want to consider wearing safety equipment.
Did Brit lose her lunch? After the pop star was ushered from her SUV to a hotel, the waiting crowd noticed that the interior of Brit's ride was covered in puke. Ewww. Vanilla Ice may be an embarrasing footnote in the history of rap music, but don't tell the Ice man or the ladies he bestowed Jager shots on at New York's club Stereo.
Alright stop, collaborate and listen -- Ice is back with a brand new invention!
TMZ partied with rap relic Vanilla Ice, aka Rob Van Winkle, last night at New York's club Stereo. The rapper-turned-Surreal Lifer played the role of MC for the night, to celebrate club owner Mike Satsky's birthday.
Cameras rolled as Ice asked who in the crowd was horny, poured shots of Jager down the throats of female clubgoers and even rocked the mic like a vandal -- by breaking into an impromptu version of "Ice Ice Baby." He's really come a long way.
The only thing better would have been a little "Ninja Rap." Ice this.
So, what rhymes with "1099" and "itemized deductions?" We know who would know -- Vanilla Ice, of course. Vanilla who?
Those crazy tax software pros at Intuit have gotten the most infamously un-entertaining white boy of all -- Vanilla Ice -- to shill for them during tax season. In a gloriously nonsensical (and possibly brilliant) promotion, the company recruited Vanilla (also known as Rob Van Winkle) to help pimp its TurboTax software in a contest they're calling The Tax Rap.
Civilians can post their own rhymes about W-2s and Schedule Bs to www.thetaxrap.com. Former "Surreal Life"-er Mr. Ice will judge the entries and announce a $25,000 winner on tax day, April 15, but for now he's graced us with his own tax-related masterpiece. Also, if we didn't before, we now know exactly where Kevin Federline got his artistic inspiration.