All posts containing the tag: "ZsaZsaGabor"
Achtung! The Apocalypse must be near -- Prince Von A-Hole is now a spokesman for Lupoline lingerie. 
The creepy new billboard boy apparently even designed a line of garments for the company. Wonder if Zsa Zsa was the test model?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
It's hard to believe Prince Von A-Hole doesn't support gay rights, he cruises West Hollywood all the time!
The Prince got into a testy argument with a photog in front of the Ivy yesterday, with A-Hole slamming gay marriage as "not normal." Right, because the guy who married Zsa Zsa, got handcuffed in his car naked and wore lederhosen in public should set the standard for "normal."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Get near Zsa Zsa Gabor and Prince Von Anhalt will have your ass.
The Prince is in court right now for this alleged attack of a paparazzo caught on tape back in May of 2005. A-hole's being sued for battery and emotional distress. We hear Zsa Zsa is scheduled to stand take the stand!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Fights
Eva Longoria opened her new restaurant Beso last night -- taking steps toward securing her future when "Desperate Housewives" goes off the air, and she can't find work.
Also out in L.A.: Mario "AC Slater" Lopez, Nicolette Sheridan, Kyle MacLachlan, Michael Rapaport and William H. Macy attended Eva's watering hole. Jonah Hill shopped on Robertson, Lauren Conrad celebrated her birthday, and Rebecca Romijn and Vanessa WIlliams looked smoking hot in Hollywood.
Filed under: Star Catcher
The Teutonic nitwit loves the cameras -- but yesterday he railed on TMZ for filming him with wheelchair-bound wife, Zsa Zsa Gabor -- who turns 91 today! Hoppy birzday, dahlink!
Von Ahole, who said he gets Botox treatments ("Vy should men look like s**t?!), also said that "Zsa Zsa has been entertaining for centuries," and we ought to give her a break by not filming her. The Prince, who is truth-challenged, said Gabor, Miss Hungary of 1936, is only 85. She was a 12-year-old Miss Hungary?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
The usually prattling pseudo prince has no problem chatting up TMZ when he's cruising around West Hollywood solo -- but add wife Zsa Zsa Gabor to the mix -- and the gonzo schmendrick gets pissed!
He was glad to see us outside the Ivy, but a few hours later -- wheeling 90-year-old Zsa Zsa around a parking garage -- he hated us so much, he wanted to call the cops for backup! What's Ahole hiding from Zsa Zsa?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
It seems that Paris Hilton will hook up with anybody -- but TMZ has found one guy who wants nothing to do with her.
Attention whore Prince Von Ahole was at the Ivy, again, where he went off on the heirmess, again, saying he'd "never take a woman in bed with such big feet" and an "ass like a guy." He apparently knows guy ass.
He also said he'd kick a woman out of bed who doesn't please him -- nice touch. It seems that Zsa Zsa, at 90, still has it. You go girl!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Prince Von Anhalt's been making a horrid name for himself lately and dropping his wife's name whenever possible -- but they've barely been seen together in public ... until now!
TMZ cameras caught 90-year-old former cop-slapper getting wheeled out of the Guiseppe Franco Salon in Beverly Hills today, where she was getting her hair did. Oh dahlink, zat 'do iz to die for!
Neither of them looked thrilled to see the cameras -- a shocker for Gabor's fame whore, fake Prince hubby.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
TMZ's favorite wannabe-prince -- Frederic von Ahole -- actually did something good yesterday, when he donated 200 turkeys to charity, but wife Zsa Zsa did not show. He also had his PR firm issue a press release announcing the selfless deed.
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Filed under: Wacky & Weird
TMZ captured the Bavarian cuckoo in the heart of West Hollywood, just after his workout at the fabulous Crunch Gym, a favorite of musclebound underwear models and up and coming actors.
While the housebound Zsa Zsa Gabor, 90, rests in her disputed Bel Air mansion, her buy-a-title Prince trolls the local shops after his exercise. TMZ cameras asked if he was getting in shape to be able to fend off any future "attackers," and gold chain enhanced royal pain said, "Ziss vass not fun, ziss vass not a fun sing."
Von Ahole is involved in a continuing monetary dispute with Zsa Zsa's daughter, Francesca Hilton, who is Paris Hilton's aunt.
Repeat: "Ziss vass not fun, ziss vass not a fun sing."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, the wacky Freddy von Anhalt, 64, was photographed after a trio of women robbers (he says) pulled up next to him, asked for a photo, but instead robbed him at gunpoint and left him naked and cuffed to his Rolls-Royce. Don't ya just hate when that happens? 
The imbecilic 9th husband of 90-year-old Zsa Zsa previously injected himself into the national news by claiming to be the father of Dannielynn Birkhead, saying that he had an affair with the late Anna Nicole Smith. No one has corroborated that alleged liaison. There were also no witnesses to the "robbery."
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Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds
On this weekend's edition of "60 Minutes," Simon Cowell tells Anderson Cooper that he regrets saying no to a Hollywood couple who wanted to pay him $100,000 for a private critique of their bedroom lovemaking.
If only the following folks had also been blessed with the wisdom to remain behind closed doors this week.
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Filed under: The Z List
Sources tell TMZ that Zsa Zsa Gabor might be a virtual prisoner in her Bel Air home. We're told she doesn't leave the house and is not allowed to have visitors. Is the "Prince" preventing any contact with the much-married star of "Queen of Outer Space?" She has not been seen in public for over two years.
A source tells TMZ that Zsa Zsa's own daughter, stand-up comic Francesca Hilton, is not permitted to see her mother, because her ninth husband, the "Prince," keeps strict guard on the former Miss Hungary of 1936, who is now 90. Zsa Zsa was last spotted in 2005, when a German tourist photographed the couple on a Beverly Hills street. It led to an alleged assault on the tourist by the "Prince," -- subsequently sued by the tourist, who was hospitalized with injuries. The litigation is ongoing.
A German princess adopted and transformed the former Hans Robert Lichtenberg into one Frederic Prinz von Anhalt in 1980 when he was about 50; exact arrangement unknown. He married Gabor in 1987, making her Princess von Anhalt and Duchess of Saxony, and of course, Queen of Outer Space, and him a possible Anna Nicole Baby Daddy, and he says it almost made Anna Nicole a princess by adoption, but Zsa Zsa wouldn't sign the papers, dah-ling.
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Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
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