Posted Jul 24th 2009 1:33PM by TMZ Staff
In perhaps the most meaningless punishment in the history of sports, Major League Soccer has decided to fine David Beckham $1,000 for challenging some L.A. Galaxy fans to a fight during a game last week.
For the record, $1,000 to David Beckham is like 14 cents to the rest of the players on his team.
If you recall, Beckham -- a member of the L.A. Galaxy -- got all testy during the game when Galaxy fans booed the crap out of him in his home stadium.
After the incident, Beckham said he had no intention of apologizing -- meanwhile, Galaxy fans have no intention of ever cheering for him again.
Filed under: Becks & Posh, Talk Sports
Tags: AC Milan, AcMilan, david beckham, DavidBeckham, fans, fight, fine, galaxy, soccer
Posted Jun 17th 2009 9:58AM by TMZ Staff
This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic.

Euro-Greasy rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.
Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Talk Sports, Cristiano Ronaldo
Tags: ac milan, AcMilan, cristiano ronaldo, CristianoRonaldo, manchester united, ManchesterUnited, real madrid, RealMadrid
Posted Apr 22nd 2009 1:00AM by TMZ Staff
After his team scored a goal, David Beckham celebrated by throwing one of his fellow AC Milan players over his shoulders.

There are a lot of perks when you play on David's team.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Becks & Posh, Talk Sports
Tags: ac milan, AcMilan, bend, David Beckham, DavidBeckham, player, soccer, team