The Phillies dominated the Yankees last night -- and according to this PA congressman, not even the combined powers of Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kate Hudson and all the celebrity Yankees fans in the universe can help them pull ahead.
We got Robert Brady (D-PA) -- the same guy who issued The Mohawk Challenge -- today in DC, where he said having hardcore athletic support from celebs is great and all, but "How many home runs did Kate Hudson hit?"
TMZ has learned a woman has filed a paternity case against Beyonce's dad, Mathew Knowles.
We've learned Alexsandra Wright filed the case in L.A. County Superior Court. Wright lives in L.A. -- she works in the name-branding business. We're told she's in her late 30s.
Wright, who is 6-months pregnant, filed the case last week, alleges Knowles is the father. Sources say Wright is repped by Neal Hersh, who is currently repping Lamar Odom in the prenup negotiations with Khloe Kardashian.
Mathew has been married to Tina Knowles since 1980.
Mathew could not be immediately reached for comment. Ditto Neal Hersh.
His tact was horribly awful -- but Kanye West did have a point.
The category was "Best Female Video" -- Beyonce was nominated for that legendary "Single Ladies" video ... Taylor Swift won for something called "You Belong with Me."
Last night, Kanye West reportedly posted an apology on his blog to Taylor Swift -- but go to the site now, and it's nowhere to be found.
In the apology -- which MTV.com posted a screen grab of -- West said "I'm in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment ... I will apologize to Taylor 2mrw ... I'm sincerely sorry!!!! Much respect!!!!!"
We're not sure how long the post was up, but it's no longer on the site.
Beyonce, who looked mortified when West rushed the stage to give her props, made good in the show calling Swift back onstage to give her a chance to make a proper acceptance speech.
Turns out you don't have to actually know who you're suing to file a lawsuit, because Beyonce is going after a bunch of John and Jane Does for hawking fake goods at her concerts.
Beyonce has filed a federal lawsuit today in New York, alleging that a pile of shady people have sold knock-off CDs and merchandise in "the vicinity" of past concerts she's performed around the world.
Beyonce believes the piracy is bound to happen again -- specifically at her upcoming concerts at Madison Square Garden on June 21 and 22 -- so she's asking the court to deem it illegal before the bootlegged booty hits the streets.
With just two little words, Beyonce re-ignited the world's biggest cat fight at the Oscars last night -- belting out the same song Etta James threatened to "whip Beyonce's ass" over just a few weeks ago.
Completely ignoring the verbal attack and physical threats Etta unleashed when B sang "At Last" at Obama's Inauguration, Knowles busted out the song AGAIN during last night's Oscar telecast -- as the most dramatic moment of an absolutely horrendous musical number.
B had to know it'd make James pissed, so we gotta ask ...
Maybe she shouldn't have put a ring on it -- because this weekend at LAX, Beyonce kept setting off the metal detector and had to be pulled out of line for a little close contact wanding.
Every party has a pooper and last night it was Alicia Keys.
Beyonce got everyone on their feet at the AMAs last night with her annoyingly catchy "Single Ladies" -- everyone but Miss Keys and that random dude who sat next to Queen Latifah.
Is Beyonce in the running for the White House? Because her security is in ridiculous full secret service mode. All bootyliciousness aside -- It's not like someone is going to kidnap the diva as she's returning to her South Beach hotel.
John Stamos is excited to get a star on the Walk of Fame -- so long as it's not near Bob Saget's. He shouldn't worry too much, Bob doesn't have one.
Also in L.A.: Jon Voight talked Angelina, Beyonce made a made dash from American Apparel, Traci Bingham smacked her own ass and Paula Abdul was got a pitchy birthday serenade.
In NY: Anne Hathaway gave paps the silent treatment, Abigail Breslin was swarmed for autographs, D-lister Kathy Griffin said she's never been to Casa Aramara, and Mario Lopez was asked about gettin' it on during the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Shiver me timbers!
She's been arrested twice, but Lindsay Lohan's never done anything wrong -- at least according to some random, famewhoring old dude outside of Dan Tana's.
Also in L.A.: Lilly Allen lamented her career, "Ugly Betty" stars Becki Newton and Michael Urie returned from a vacation together, a photog botched Denzel Washington's name, Corey Feldman somehow scored a BMW full of hot chicks and Jenna Jameson slammed the Weiner bill for supporting models but not porn stars.
In NY: Joy Bryant was surrounded by camera-happy children, who Beyonce also signed autographs for.
One girl hilariously -- at least to us -- broke into tears after catching a glimpse of the Jonas Brothers ... but that's nothing compared to the chick who says she got pooped on while waiting to meet 'em.
Also in NY: Martha Stewart got swept up by Jonas Bros. fans, Mama Knowles said Beyonce wasn't preggers and we talked to B herself later that night at a Hennessey dinner.
In L.A.: Cher went out in public, Rose McGowan bashed Congressman Weiner, two of J. Lo's exes were spotted, Bai Ling showed off her new sex toy and Laker fan Fergie left at half time -- missing her team get brutally defeated.
His tact was horribly awful -- but Kanye West did have a point.
Turns out you don't have to actually know who you're suing to file a lawsuit, because Beyonce is going after a bunch of John and Jane Does for hawking fake goods at her concerts.
