The tribe has spoken and Joey's drunken dressing skills scored him the $250 prize in TMZ's 21st Birthday Bash Photo Contest!
** This week's contest is Pierced People so be sure and email in your best punctured piercing pics for a chance at the $250 prize and a secret gift from TMZ! **
21st birthdays ... a coming of age celebration marked by binge drinking, blackouts and an overall disregard for self-respect and good decision making. So email us the best pics of your worst 21st birthday moments -- and the $250 prize could be yours. Imagine how much booze that'll buy!
Over 30,000 people protested The Preakness Stakes' new drinking rules this weekend -- and by protested, we mean they just stayed home and got drunk instead.
The race formerly known as "The Freakness" -- an all-day drunk-off for race fans -- was dealt a huge blow following a new alcohol law prohibiting fans from bringing their own booze to the race.
How big of a blow? According to the Washington Post, attendance this year went down from 112,222 to 77,850 -- despite the park still offering 16 ounce beers for $3.50.
We're gonna go out on a limb here, and say this video of the infamous "Preakness Running of Urinals 2008" had something to do with the decision.
After Team Kobe Bryant choked hardcore major bigtime to the Boston Celtics last night, everyone's favorite role model had some great advice for the kids -- drown your sorrows in a butt-load of alcohol!
During the press conference after the game, Kobe said he was going to "wine" and "take shots." Isn't that all he did during the game?
Looks like Chyna didn't need rehab -- just a new bartender! We caught the "Celeb Rehab" reality trainwreck at a swag suite over the weekend, and while most stars were selecting jewelry and clothing -- Chyna went straight to the booze.
You know what they say, the first step to recovery is admitting you need a drink ... or something like that.
Coolio is one classy dude. After talking up a car full of ladies, he yelled to cameras, "I got some head!" I think we've found the next James Bond. Miss USA Tara Conner sat down with Matt Lauer and came clean on abusing alcohol and cocaine. The former party girl dressed down for the interview in an attempt to leave her "manipulative, dishonest" life behind. But we won't forget.
Andy Dick must be a huge "24" fan, because he can't get enough of Kiefer Sutherland. Even renowned party man Kiefer can't handle the Dick ... and had him removed from his limo.
Believe it or not, even the rich and famous shop for groceries. All over Hollywood, the stars can be seen in aisle three shopping for Cap'N Crunch or in aisle 12 looking for a six pack of Bud.
So, can you match the grocery items with the stars? Play TMZ's Celebrity Checkout!