All posts containing the tag: "bristol palin"
Posted Nov 7th 2009 9:30AM by TMZ Staff
An Indiana prisoner claims his swimmers are responsible for Kate Gosselin's eight AND Octomom Nadya Suleman's latest litter ... and now he wants his supposed spawn to come live with him in lockdown.
In the most entertaining handwritten court papers you'll ever read, Jonathan Lee Riches -- who has filed many lawsuits against celebs in the past -- wants custody of the Gosselin kids, the Suleman kids, John Edwards' love child, all the kids on "ABC's 'All My Children'" and Bristol Palin's child "which Bristol kidnapped from Linda Tripp."
In the awesome papers, filed in Illinois, Riches claims he met Kate "at a Harrisburg Long John Silvers over octopuss" -- and when Kate went to a fertility clinic in 2002, his "sperm was added to the mix."
More awesome lines included in the papers:
-- "TLC stands for Torturing Little Children."
-- "Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids."
-- "I sued Black History Month."
There's much more awesomeness to be had ... JUST READ THE PAPERS.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, OctoMom, Jon & Kate, Exclusives
Tags: all my children, AllMyChildren, bristol palin, BristolPalin, gosselin, john edwards, JohnEdwards, kate gosselin, KateGosselin, nadya suleman, NadyaSuleman, octomom
Posted Oct 29th 2009 2:45AM by TMZ Staff
We've confirmed Levi Johnston plans to come out swinging -- the famous Palin-impaler is gonna go the full monty for Playgirl.
Levi's manager already said he was 90% sure the teen baby daddy would take it all off for the adult rag -- but now comes the confirmation ... in the form of the greatest statement ever:
"Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."
His manager tells us Levi's gunning to shoot the nudie pics on November 16th ... the same day Sarah Palin makes her Oprah debut.
A Playgirl rep tells us of the shoot: "We're working on some athletic scene stuff for Levi: gyms, rinks - that sort of thing."
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Playboy, Exclusives
Tags: bristol palin, BristolPalin, levi johnston, LeviJohnston, oprah, playgirl, sarah palin, SarahPalin
Posted Oct 8th 2009 1:05AM by TMZ Staff
We're not sure if he's gonna show his front or backside, but one thing's certain: Levi Johnston wants to make sure both sides look good for his upcoming Playgirl spread just in case.
Johnston's handler tells us the 19-year-old father of one is preparing for the shoot by hittin' the gym hard -- at least six days a week for the last three weeks -- with the help of a newly hired personal trainer.
Levi agreed to pose for Playgirl last month for an undisclosed amount ... but the real question is what he's willing to bare.
We'll find out soon enough -- the photo shoot happens sometime this month.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Photo Galleries, Politix, Exclusives
Tags: bristol palin, BristolPalin, levi johnston, LeviJohnston, playgirl, sarah palin, SarahPalin
Posted Sep 12th 2009 7:20AM by TMZ Staff
Bristol Palin's baby daddy Levi Johnston says he's going to drop his pants for Playgirl -- the only problem, he can't decide which side to show off.
We spoke to Levi's handler -- who is not Bristol -- who told us he's either gonna show "the front or the back" when he poses for the magazine sometime this month.
We're told Levi has been hitting the gym preparing for the shoot and has even hired a personal trainer to shape up...
...because spending that money on baby food and diapers would be too obvious.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Playboy, Exclusives
Tags: bristol palin, BristolPalin, levi johnston, LeviJohnston, playgirl, sarah palin, SarahPalin
Posted Jul 10th 2009 12:03AM by TMZ Staff
Levi Johnston thinks he's cracked the mystery behind Sarah Palin quitting her job as governor of Alaska -- she's all about the Benjamins.
Johnston says Palin was pallin' around with people who were offering the mavericky maverick millions for book deals and reality shows. He says he heard Sarah say she'd love to cash-in on the offers ... and that's why she resigned as governor.
And speakin' of cashin' in -- Johnston's currently pursuing his own book and movie deal. Birds of a feather cash in together.
Filed under: Politix
Tags: bristol palin, BristolPalin, levi johnston, LeviJohnston, sarah palin, SarahPalin
Posted Jun 11th 2009 1:45AM by TMZ Staff
Making a random appearance in L.A. last night, Bristol Palin's babydaddy Levi Johnston admitted he never uses protection -- though we're not talking about his sexual preferences, this time.
Filed under: Politix
Tags: bristol palin, levi johnston, tripp johnston, TrippJohnston, video
Posted May 25th 2009 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
Bristol Palin may wanna cover her ears -- Brooke Shields claims she would've swiped her V-card a lot sooner if she wouldn't have had so many issues with body image.
In a ridiculously candid interview with Health Magazine, Brooke said her biggest health regret was "Not learning to love the way I looked earlier. And I think I would have had sex a lot earlier! I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22."
Highly surprising since she was only 15 when she got naked in "The Blue Lagoon."
Tags: bristol palin, BristolPalin, brooke shields, BrookeShields
Posted May 6th 2009 7:22AM by TMZ Staff
Minutes after Bristol Palin preached about abstinence being the best way to prevent teen pregnancy, her baby daddy was already calling her out on a morning show of his own...
Levi Johnston told "The Early Show," "I don't just think telling young kids, 'you can't have sex' ... it's not going to work ... it's not realistic."
For the record, the unwed teenage parents did use protection ... some of the time.
Filed under: Kids, Politix
Tags: abstinence, birth control, BirthControl, bristol palin, condom, levi johnston, teenage pregnancy, TeenagePregnancy, the early show, TheEarlyShow, today, video
Posted May 6th 2009 7:15AM by TMZ Staff
Just what every kid wants to hear: If she could do it all over again, Bristol Palin would have made Levi Johnston keep it in his pants.
Despite calling her 4-month-old son "the best thing that ever happened" to her, VP wannabeen Sarah Palin's 19-year-old daughter was on "GMA" this morning promoting teenage abstinence. Whose bright idea was this?!
Look closely, her puppet strings are showing.
Filed under: Kids, Politix
Tags: abstinence, baby, bristol palin, levi johnston, pregnancy, sarah palin, teenage pregnancy, TeenagePregnancy, today, today show, tripp palin, video
Posted Mar 16th 2009 7:45AM by TMZ Staff
According to him, Bristol Palin dumped Levi Johnston for being immature -- but the 19-year-old is pleading for her to take him back, on "GMA" of all places.
Filed under: Break-Ups, Politix
Tags: bristol palin, BristolPalin, levi johnston, LeviJohnston, video
Posted Mar 11th 2009 7:40PM by TMZ Staff
They said it wouldn't last ... and they were right.
According to several reports, Sarah Palin's unwed-teenage-mother daughter Bristol has officially kicked Levi Johnston -- the man they shamelessly paraded around the campaign trail -- to the cold Alaskan curb.
As for Gov. Palin, who once said she could see Russia from her house -- no word if she saw this one coming.
Filed under: Break-Ups, Politix
Tags: bristol palin, bristol palin break up, bristol palin dumps levi johnston, bristol palin single, BristolPalin, BristolPalinBreakUp, BristolPalinDumpsLeviJohnston, BristolPalinSingle, levi johnston, levi johnston dumps bristol palin, LeviJohnston, LeviJohnstonDumpsBristolPalin
Posted Jan 1st 2009 12:25AM by TMZ Staff
You know the difference between an unwed teen baby daddy who left high school to become an electrician and a HS dropout? Nothing, according to Sarah Palin.
She corrected several publications and their reports Levi Johnston, her daughter Bristol Palin's fiancé, dropped out of high school. He's doing it online, apparently, and Bristol is getting "her last credit" to graduate while taking care of her new baby Tripp. (Track, Trig ... Tripp. No, we don't get it either.)
The Governatrix also said she is "over the moon" about the new child, even though, she admits, the news of Bristol's pregnancy was "shocking."
Filed under: Kids, Politix
Tags: Bristol Palin, BristolPalin, high school dropout, HighSchoolDropout, Levi Johnston, LeviJohnston, Sarah Palin, SarahPalin
Posted Dec 29th 2008 7:08PM by TMZ Staff
... because she's officially a grandmother now!
Sarah's unwed teenage daughter Bristol finally gave birth yesterday to a baby boy named -- wait for it -- Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston!
Congrats Levi...
Filed under: Baby Watch, Politix
Tags: baby, birth, Bristol Palin, BristolPalin, Levi Johnston, LeviJohnston, Sarah Palin, SarahPalin, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, TrippEastonMitchellJohnston
Posted Sep 4th 2008 11:50AM by TMZ Staff
Levi Johnston is apparently doodling his way to the altar, tattooing his baby mama's name on his ring finger. Nothing says love like some regrettable ink!
In lieu of a tramp stamp, Bristol Palin went with the more traditional unwed pregnant teen engagement ring.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Baby Watch, Prez Election 2008
Tags: Bristol Palin, BristolPalin, Levi Johnston, LeviJohnston
Posted Sep 4th 2008 11:32AM by TMZ Staff
Sources close to Jamie Lynn Spears say she completely sympathizes with 17-year-old Bristol Palin -- and JL has some unwed teen mother advice for her preggo peer.
We're told Jamie Lynn thinks Bristol needs to stay strong and be an example for young moms everywhere. Jamie also wants Bristol to be aware everyone is shining a spotlight on her right now, so it's important she remain as positive as her EPT!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Kids, Prez Election 2008
Tags: bristol palin, BristolPalin, jamie lynn spears, JamieLynnSpears
