Michael Moore vs. Carrot Top: Who'd You Rather?
Director Michael Moore and alleged comedian Carrot Top both rocked some serious headgear this weekend.
Question is ...
Filed under: Who'd You Rather?
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Carrot Top -- Natural Born Firecrotch?
Photog: Is that your natural hair color?
Carrot Top: Oh yeah, I wouldn't do this to myself.
Filed under: Beauty
Carrot Top & Marcia Cross: It Snot Ok
Redheads can be so nosy!
Muscled "comedian" Carrot Top (left) and "Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross (right) were both caught going to town on their olfactory organ on Tuesday.
These two sure know how to boogie.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty
Here Comes the Bride ... Skankin' on Carrot Top?!
If it was your last night as a free woman, why on Earth -- of all the people in Las Vegas -- would you decide to spend it with Gene Simmons and Carrot Top?!
This bachelorette party got hands-on with the dynamic duo last night at Wasted Space -- and Gene even got a lap dance from the bride-to-be. Her future hubby's gonna love this.
Filed under: Hot Vegas, Drunks, Photo Galleries
Carrot Top Exercises Right to Bear Arms
We're surprised Carrot Top made it past TSA with the guns he was carrying yesterday at LAX.
Also in L.A.: Mila Kunis dissed a fan, Carson Kressley showed us Emmanuel Lewis' ride, Spencer broke bread with pappers, Marilu Henner's son slammed the Yankees, Nick and Vanessa took a break from endless vacationing and "Rock of Love 2" winner Ambre was hilariously pap blocked.
In NY: Kat Von D showed her fan appreciation while Heidi Klum and Kirsten Dunst kept their traps shut.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Carrot Top -- Whatever Floats Your Bloat!
The transgendered love child of Ronald McDonald and Little Orphan Annie was doing just swell (especially in the face) during a night out in Vegas.
SpyonVegas caught all the carnage at a Killers concert at Pure on Tuesday.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Vegas, Nurse!
Carrot Top: Armed and Humorous
Freakishly "fit" Carrot Top made a visit to Fred Segal yesterday -- showing off two massively inhuman tickets to the gun show. Bangin'.
The only thing weirder than those bulging shoulders is ... his mug. It's actually a perfect combination. Carrot Top is perfect. She doesn't need to change anything else. Please.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
The Evolution of Carrot Top
Carrot Top's comedy routine isn't the only thing that has changed over time! Just look at what he's done to himself in the last 13 years!
TMZ has exclusively learned what CT's next transformation will be!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Beauty
Carrot Top's Next Look
If he keeps it up, Carrot Top will soon look like Eric Stoltz as Rocky Dennis in "Mask."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Beauty
Carrot Top is Lovely
The loveliness that is Carrot Top appeared at "Live with Regis and Kelly" in this charming college ensemble, revealing his finely shaped limbs and stunning black nail polish that's so hot this season! Girlfriend's been working out! 
Wearing chic pancake base, Carrot Top proved that the only thing more sculpted than his shoulders -- are his brows! Flawless! The buffalo-armed prop comic's signature Bozo hair has taken on Orphan Annie proportions.
It's a hard knock life!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird
Carrot Top Beats Wrestler! Sorta.
The hilarious and amazingly talented Carrot Top was spotted in Vegas over the weekend -- doing his best routine: showing off his muscles. And his Marlene Dietrich eyebrows!
The prop comic was spotted comparing his massive guns with some D-list wrestler. Top's arms are bigger than the wrestler's! And his makeup is better! Maybe Carrot should consider a career in wrestling? He could be one of those guys who wears a mask -- just like now!
This would keep him from being mistaken for Kathy Griffin!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird
More Foofy-Foofy
Brigitte Nielsen brought her freshly rehabaliciousness to the Flava Flav roast -- oh yes, it was a veritable feast of roasting nuts on the purple carpet, including arrestaholic Snoop Dogg, alleged funnyman Joe Rogan, porny Ron Jeremy, squeezed-into-it Carrot Top and the sex-a-luscious Alexis Arquette.
Jerry Springer is seen walking into Mr. Chow, saying nothing. So enjoy it.
Sharon Stone was seen shopping for clothes -- and she needs 'em -- she's got a new BF, supposedly Craig Ferguson -- is there no end to the excitement of today's Star Catcher?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Star Catcher
Carrot Top's Girls Night Out
Flaming red-haired comedian Carrot Top enjoyed a girls night out in Las Vegas on Friday. Fire klatch! 
The meticulously plucked muscle man let his hair down at Treasure Island's hip burlesque club Tangerine -- with a bevy of equally made-up beauties. Fierce!
Hopefully, partying the night away in Vegas won't lead Carrot Top to hit bottom.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Hot Vegas
Carrot Top & Kathy Griffin: Funny Ladies!
The white dewy skin. The plump, supple lips. The perfectly manicured waxed brows. The luxurious red curls. Comedians Carrot Top and Kathy Griffin have been cut from the same, er, cloth! Boys will be ... girls!
Kathy is a biological woman. But Carrot Top, seen here at this weekend's VH1 Rock Honors in Vegas, seems to be doing everything in his power, short of gender-reassignment, to feminize his face. Zarfalicious!
Sadly, the biggest joke of Carrot Top's career is turning out to be his look!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Beauty
A Man with Two Faces
Has Carrot Top had surgery? --Lou
Carrot Top, aka Scott Thompson, undoubtedly looks a bit different nowadays, as opposed to his earlier years. Sorry Lou, we can't give the yea or nay as to whether he actually went under the knife. One thing we can confirm is that he has undergone a complete physique change.
Click here to take a look at the once-scrawny-turned-ginormous orange-head (... and take a moment to compare that suspected face change, too).
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: I Just Gotta Know!
