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YouTube hissy fitter Chris Crocker went to Hyde last night to celebrate his 20th birthday -- but ended up just blowing out the candles on his 15 minutes of fame. Burn!
Country Crock was turned down for the first time at the super exclusive Sunset Blvd. saloon, where the derailed weeper made a good point: "If they won't let Aries Spears in, they shouldn't let me in."
At least he knows.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
TMZ cameras caught a freaky-but-familiar face outside of Social last night -- Britney Spears' one man PR machine, the lovely YouTube sensation, Chris Crocker.
Although Crocker wouldn't tell us why he was lingering outside the video shoot, it seemed that he knew a couple of people inside. Should we expect a "She's a human!" cameo?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
While Aries Spears continued to be denied at Hyde, cross-dressing Chris Crocker had no problem getting inside -- but not before giving a homeless man the wrong idea. Beggars should be choosers!
The YouTube boob was decked out in pigtails and miniskirt, and shocked a Sunset Blvd. pedestrian when he revealed his gender. Don't leave poor Chris Crocker alone ... watch the video to see who got the last laugh!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
It was another wonderful week in the Thirty Mile Zone, as Jessica Biel got felt up by someone other than Justin, Carmine Gotti donned an Oompa Loompa shade of tan, and Richard Simmons showed that shorty-shorts are still the rage.
Posh took a pointed stroll with one of her mini-Beckhams, Angelina Jolie dipped into the 1920s, and Chris Crocker continued his ride on the Britney train wreck fame wagon.
There's a lot more to see, click on in to check 'em out!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
It was inevitable -- the Iggy the Dog spoof on Chris Crocker.
With Ellen DeGeneres campaigning to get Iggy back into the home of her hairdresser, a guy by the name of Jubal is using YouTube to fight for the dog's rights. Leave her alone, she's a canine!
It's funny video, but Jubal doesn't have quite the same bite as his now infamous predecessor.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
It's been somewhat famous for just a month and Chris Crocker already looks like a bigger joke than Britney! Was life in Tennessee really that bad?!
Miss Crocker arrived to a T-Mobile event in Hollywood on Tuesday, dressed like a more feminine Tonya Harding after attending The Bobby Trendy School for On-Air Camera Time -- only trashier! Gimme, gimme more ... women's clothes!
While he continues to milk his 15 minutes for all they're worth, the question is: Who will film the demise -- of his fame?!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Is Internet sensation Chris Crocker starved for attention? Well, he'll never be able to get enough of that, but he looks like he might just be starving.
Crocker "performed" outside of Las Vegas hotspot Piranha (where Britney famously partied last January) and looking not unlike the current incarnation of Jenna Jameson, flashed the goods to an appreciative crowd, which thought they were waiting for Paris Hilton to make an appearance.
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Vegas
This week in the Thirty Mile Zone, a rare species was found in a Miami pool, Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette showed everyone that gender is just a word, Zac Efron got a new ride, and Sean Preston and Jayden James finally got full custody of Kevin Federline!
Hayden Panettiere got gas (must be from all that milk), David Gest made Liza Minnelli look like a supermodel, and Kanye West achieved another number one -- by being the biggest nerd since Urkel!
Not enough? Well there's plenty more where that came from -- click here to check it out!
Filed under: Britney Spears
Onch Movement Jewelry is suing Britney's #1 fan, Chris Crocker, for fraud and breach of contract! Leave Chrissy alone!
TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court by Onch, which alleges that Crocker failed to meet his obligations with regard to promoting their jewelry line. In exchange for a round trip airline ticket to L.A., Onch claims Crocker agreed to exclusively wear their jewelry, do two days of press for their line -- including an in-studio photo shoot -- and attend the "Just Britney" art show.
Onch claims they suffered lost profits and their "business reputation in the media has been greatly damaged." Um, hiring Chris Crocker is not exactly the best way to make a good impression! Onch believes they are owed in excess of $1 million in damages. Good luck with that!
UPDATE: In a video post on YouTube, Chris Crocker made the following statement about the lawsuit: "Everyone wants to know, how does it feel to be sued for a million dollars? I want to ask the L.A. court system, how does it feel to be used for publicity by the guy that's trying to sue me. No further comment."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train Wrecks
So far, only one of them has had a boob job!
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird, The Hills, We're Just Sayin'
Internet sensation turned fame whore Chris Crocker knows that to really make it in Hollywood one needs to hang out with the A-list -- transsexuals! Leave the mascara alone!
The 19-year-old pancaked blonde-bobbed Britney lover hit up the Z-list fest that was the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards on Tuesday, and nipslipped with everyone's favorite male-to-female transgendered Arquette, Alexis! Girls will be girls!
Alexis,38, then went on to manhandle "I Love New York" cheeseball "Heat," telling him, "I have the soft taco for your hot beef filling." Make a run for the border!
Filed under: Train Wrecks
The crazed "Leave Britney alone!" fan, Chris Crocker, was seen Saturday night at super trendy Mr.Chow -- they actually let him in -- wearing the same shiny and ri-damn-diculous jacket he had on Friday.
The platinum blond-bobber was asked about all things Britney, and babbled, "She's a national treasure ... I think people need to let Britney do drugs, they need to let people hit people with cars. She's Britney Spears!"
The YouTube phenom had a message for Brit, "Live for me, not your children!" All this wisdom spilling out of someone who has been living in his grandparents' basement!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears
Chris Crocker, the crazed Britney fan whose YouTube plea has been passed around the Internet more times than the Paris sex tape, is now taking his act to the small screen. He's a human!
44 Blue Productions has inked the "star" (?) to a development deal and plans to produce a reality show around his exciting life as a 19-year-old man (?) living with his grandparents in Tennessee, Variety reports. Co-owner/President Rasha Drachkovitch tells the mag, "It's going to pretty much be the 'Chris Crocker experience.'"
Whatever that is!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears
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