Chris Kattan Has Hairy Palms
If God really kills a kitten every time someone masturbates, then Chris Kattan probably is responsible for the entire west wing of his local pet cemetery.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
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If God really kills a kitten every time someone masturbates, then Chris Kattan probably is responsible for the entire west wing of his local pet cemetery.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Chris Kattan and Sunshine Tutt were only married for 59 days -- but that doesn't mean she isn't going home with a nice consolation prize.
Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would've given Tutt less than 10 grand -- but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a low six-figure sum.
Tutt's lawyer, Ronald Richards, told us: "My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life."
Sounds like Kattan is the best mistake Tutt's ever made.
Filed under: Break-Ups
In true Hollywood fashion, Chris Kattan has officially filed for a legal separation from his wife of 8 weeks. Kattan cited irreconcilable differences.
Court documents reveal Kattan was smart enough to file a prenup.
Story developing...
Paris Hilton ruined a perfectly good photo op for Chris Kattan -- stealing his thunder with her mere existence.
TMZ caught Kattan giving a homeless man a couple of bucks outside of Mr. Chow this weekend, but before the guy could even say "Thank you," Hurricane Hilton blew out of the restaurant, taking Kattan's pap attention with her. Pardon me, Mango!
Sensing a few extra dollars, the homeless guy quickly jumped off the Kattan bandwagon too -- and ran right over to Paris ... who completely ignored him.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
After a weekend of rain in L.A., celebrities were hard to find -- but TMZ caught up with former SNLer Chris Kattan on Robertson Blvd. yesterday ... and boy did he have a lot to say.
The star chatted up our camera guy on his way to the Ivy, doing some one man comedy about O.J. Simpson's fashion choices, picking who he'd rather -- Paris or Britney -- and even asking if we'd be available to film any upcoming car crashes in which he might find himself.
Kattan then wished us a "Happy Jewish holiday" and scampered off.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger and toothy first lady Maria hit up Hollywood hotspot Mr.Chow on Thursday night, along with a bunch of other struggling actors. Arnie had his usual smile, Maria -- not so much.
Also out on the town were starlets Angie Everhart, Selma Blair, foxy "Full Houser" Lori Loughlin, Bai Ling, and racing vixen Devon Aoki. Also spotted: hunky Taye Diggs and Chris "Mango" Kattan.
Our man in Manhattan caught Tara Reid looking shocking -- shockingly demure, that is, at a party celebrating Reebok's 25th anniversary. She was joined at the bash by Britney's new confidante Brooke Shields, Cybill Shepherd, and we got a sweet shout-out from MTV's luminous Susie Castillo.
All this and much more in this gubernatorial edition of Star Catcher!
Filed under: Star Catcher
The nominees should be there. Their significant others should be there. Presenters, past winners, movie and TV legends; they can be there too. But some people just have no business being at the Golden Globes. 
From former MTV VJs to washed-up reality stars, check out which "stars" had us wondering, "What are THEY doing at the Golden Globes?"
Filed under: Awards/Awards Shows
You can't have-a de Mango, but look who is.
Not only has former SNL funnyman Chris Kattan gotten engaged to a woman, but his fiancee is a hot model!
Chris and his soon-to-be bride, Sunshine Tutt, were caught having lunch in West Hollywood over the weekend.
Sunshine was thumbing through a bridal magazine while Chris chowed down. Although they're definitely not your average Hollywood couple, you can never tell what's gonna work in Tinseltown.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo
TMZ's cameras were all over the place this past weekend doing what they do best: catching all the action going down in Tinseltown!
Our first stop was the AXELab party at the Playboy Mansion, which was filled to the brim with huge stars and scantily clad women; Colin Farrell, Nick Cannon and Carmen Electra all enjoyed Hef's place -- one of them was even seen hanging out in the legendary grotto -- but that's a secret for now.
Other celebs caught over the weekend: Black Eyed Peas, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, party girl Lindsay Lohan, Greasy Bear Brandon Davis, comedian Chris Rock, "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis, Nicky Hilton, Chris Kattan, and Gwen Stefani -- who did a bit of shopping at Barney's with the family.
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Star Catcher, Lindsay Lohan, Carmen Electra
We're not entirely sure what watching Chris Kattan make out with Dominique Swain has to do with the 80s, but that's the clip the good folks at VH1 sent us for their new 80s spoof movie "Totally Awesome."
From the co-creator of "Chapelle's Show" (and writer of the stoner classic "Half Baked"), "Totally Awesome" is a send-up of all the cheesy 80s movies we all know and love. The plot is so straight out of the 80s, Molly Ringwald should be in it.
First, the biggest loser in school falls for the most popular girl and decides the only way to win her love is to beat her boyfriend in the school Decathlon. And, not to be left out, the biggest loser's sister (played by Dominique Swain) is dismayed to discover that dancing has been banned her town (sound familiar?).
In this clip from the movie, Swain's character makes out with the school's janitor and former dance instructor (played by Chris Kattan) who invites her to attend secret group dancing lessons at his house.
In addition to Swain and Kattan, the movie stars Tracy Morgan, Mikey Day, Nicki Clyne, Brittany Daniel, James Hong and Ben Stein.
"Totally Awesome" premieres November 4 on VH1 at 9PM and will available on DVD on November 7.
Filed under: TV
April 13, 2006 12:05PM ET
Mood was packed with stars last night as 'The Fantastic Four's' Chris Evans and comedian Chris Kattan were among the bevy of stars at the Hollywood hot spot. And for all you 'Sopranos' fans -- see if you can spot Federico Castelluccio, aka Furio Giunta.
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