Osteen Should Repent -- For That Shirt!

Posted Apr 8th 2009 12:01PM by TMZ Staff

Let us pray ... that conservative, uber-friendly, Southern televangelist Joel Osteen realizes the error of his ways ... and burns his Eurotrashy button-down party shirt in the fiery pits of hell where it was made.


Jesus saves no one from the fashion police.

Filed under: TV, Fashion

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Bobby Brown Seeks a Higher Power

Posted Sep 30th 2007 1:00PM by Celly

With all of Bobby Brown's legal woes and financial troubles, he's finally making a stop at the last house on the block for a little bit of refuge. The house of the Lord! Can we get an amen?!

A TMZ spy has confirmed that over the last month, Brown has spent many Sunday hours at the Agape International Spiritual Center in West Los Angeles. The church, which can host well over 1000 worshipers in services led by Dr. Michael Bernard Beckwith, has been "holding him in prayer."

With Clive Davis helping Whitney to make her comeback, perhaps the Almighty can help Bobby (God, not Clive).

Filed under: Meltdowns

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Paris: Like a Prayer

Posted May 31st 2007 2:44PM by TMZ Staff

Paris and a pal attended an evening church service at Bel Air Presbyterian Church, which offers several classes on Tuesday evenings, including an Adult Discipleship class -- the perfect course for a future convict! TMZ spoke to one of the church's Bible Study leaders, who explained, "The bible is the key thing. Without the bible you don't have anything. You get to know who your God is." This might come in handy in jail!


The other Tuesday church group is "The Foundry," for ages 22-35, which according to their site, helps to "Grow them up in the likeness of Christ through small groups, and go out to serve with their gifts and passions." Retail therapy to save the world! Hoorah! Shop for Jesus!

Whichever class Paris attended, she is definitely on the road to scrubbing her sins away! Goodbye perdition, hello probation!

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton

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