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That's not Demi Moore as a bionic superhero -- it's reassembled wrestling train wreck, Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer. The Great Wall that is Chyna!
The 37-year-old former bodybuilder strutted down Robertson Blvd. last week, in her best female glamour drag! Dude looks like a lady!
Chyna really looks good -- for huh!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion
Believe it or not, wrestling train wreck Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer has fans -- and it's not just her surgeons!
The 37-year-old Robin Antin look-alike was snapped at the Bonaduce-Fairplay smackdown, rambling about having to go to some event where her fans awaited. Where? In her mind?
Turns out the unnatural beauty is scheduled to appear at something called the Chiller Theater Toy, Model and Film Expo at the Parsippany, NJ Hilton, alongside the likes of Gary Coleman, Linda Blair and Frank Stallone! She's huge in the Garden State!
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Barbi Twins Shane and Sia, along with pals Daniel DiCriscio and Chyna Doll joined an animal rights protest in LA on Friday in support of stricter pet food laws. It was a wacky menagerie hoping to protect their precious pooches.
Dressed, as they explained, as dead black cats because it was Friday the 13th and they wanted to represent "the unlucky animals that died," Shane and Sia talked about the death of their beloved pet kitty who fell ill from poisoned pet food, and encouraged pet lovers to think more about what they feed their Fidos.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
TMZ has obtained more clips from Anna Nicole Smith's final movie, "Illegal Aliens."
The movie, scheduled for a straight-to-DVD release in May, shows Anna Nicole (baby doll voice and all) as a space alien trying to stop an intergalactic terrorist -- played by the equally outrageous Chyna Doll. Smith gets to show off her acting chops by dropping TrimSpa references ("You like my body?") and feigning fear of Chyna's character giving her mind controlling suppositories.
Yeah, there may be a posthumous Razzie for Anna.
Filed under: Movies, Wacky & Weird, Anna Nicole Smith
Cops were forced to restrain angry animal rights activists during a protest led by Chyna Doll and the Barbi twins earlier today.
After declaring that certain UCLA psychologists "needed to get their asses kicked" for testing on monkeys, Chyna led an impassioned mob to the front door of the university's Neuropsychiatric Institute. As two men in white lab coats emerged from the building, the activists launched into a loud tirade.
As one of the men attempted to push a blaring bullhorn away from his ear, an enraged protester jumped off the stairs, screamed obscenities and attempted to headbutt him. Cops quickly broke up the charged situation, and the protest continued.
No one was injured. No comment from the monkeys.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Former wrestler Chyna Doll, went toe to toe with Monique Goen, wife of TRIMSPA CEO Alex Goen, over the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Goen accused Chyna of being a publicity whore who was never a friend of Anna Nicole. Chyna replied that she didn't need publicity because, "I get my own."
TomKat can do a lot of things, conceive a child, jump on couches, perhaps even sway celebrities to join Scientology. Yet with all those talents, there is one that eludes the power couple: The power of dance.
All is fair in love and comedy. If a jilted woman can drive almost 900 miles to confront an adversary over a man, Letterman can certainly create the Top Ten signs an astronaut is trying to kill you. Check out the hilarity.
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Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape
Chyna Doll aka Joanie Laurer broke down in tears last night on "Larry King Live" as she talked about her "friend" Anna Nicole, and the tears kept coming as she left CNN studios in Hollywood.
Reporters and photographers surrounded the sobbing former wrestler as she made her way downstairs and into a waiting car, after her sputtering interview, which was punctuated with objections from Monique Goen aka Mrs. TRIMSPA, who said that Anna told her that Chyna was "a stalker."
Chyna and Anna allegedly became close when they co-starred in her last film, "Illegal Aliens."
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Anna Nicole Smith
Our new favorite train wreck, Chyna Doll, has officially joined Tara Reid and Brandon Davis in the I-can't-get-into-Hyde club.
After leaving Shag, another club in Hollywood, the wrestler-turned-Playboy model-turned-walking disaster showed up at trendy Hyde with porn star Mary Carey and their entourage, expecting to waltz right in. The group had no reservation, of course, and was quickly denied admittance.
Stuck behind the velvet rope, Carey tried to make friends with "American Idol" contestant Chris Daughtry, who told the wild bunch, "wish I could help you, sorry," before sliding in with all his friends.
After finally telling Chyna and Mary the reality of their dismal situation, the doorman went and hid next to the bouncer. Finally, after waiting by his abandoned podium for about ten minutes, Chyna and her entourage finally hit the road.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, American Idol
Paris Hilton's year long self-induced sexual hiatus is in trouble if she keeps this up with new bachelor Travis Barker. The "good friends" might want to keep a bucket of cold water around just in case.
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Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape
Tara Reid has some competition for her crown as Hollywood's biggest train wreck -- Chyna Doll. The former WWE and "Surreal Life" star (yes, we're using that term loosely) was out partying with porn star Mary Carey ... and what a sight they were.
The two busty women were dressed in matching (and ridiculous) outfits, flirting with everyone they could, including each other, on their way out of Hollywood hot spot Shag. At one point Mary even grinds against Chyna, lifting the wrestler's skirt to an even more inappropriate length.
For Chyna though, the real fun started once they got in the car where she was spotted making out with an unknown male (poor thing), straddling him in the back seat as they drove off.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
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