"Google me, you dumb f**k" is one of the greatest catchphrases ever -- but we had to know, why didn't Yahoo! heiress/Tila Tequila ex Courtenay Semel scream her daddy's former company's name instead?
She hasn't governed a state and has no experience (that we are aware of ) being an unwed pregnant teen, but bisexual reality dating show star Tila Tequila offered up her sage advice to new It girl, VP nom Sarah Palin.
We got Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila's GF, at Villa last night and asked her about the report that she had hooked up with Lindsay Lohan pre-Sam. Courtenay had a thing or two to say about it, and so did her pal Brittny Gastineau.
Yesterday, Lindsay adamantly denied she was ever Coutenay's gal.
TMZ has learned Tila Tequila's lesbian girlfriend was arrested in Vegas last night -- for allegedly hitting on a guy!
According to law enforcement sources in Las Vegas, it all went down outside of Pure nightclub when a boozed up Courtenay Semel, daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, "smacked" a security guard in the back of the head on her way out of the place.
Courtenay was immediately detained by Caesars Palace security while members of her posse -- including Vegas showman Jeff Beacher -- waited for cops to arrive. Four hours later, law enforcement arrived and issued Semel a citation for battery. We're thinking daddy can probably cover the fine.
Attempts to reach a rep for Semel were unsuccessful.