All posts containing the tag: "doll"


The Bobby Trendy Doll

You haven't asked for it, you probably don't want it, but here it is. It's the all new Bobby Trendy Doll, sorta. Brought to you by the self-obsessed, self-proclaimed, self-promoting glamour diva himself, Bobby Whatshisname!
Bobby Trendy Doll
The taffeta and tulle-wrapped flashy boy doll is not yet in stores -- and we're not actually sure that it ever will be -- but with this Trendy, it's safe to say that anything's possible. A vampy revamped Bratz doll poses as the mock-up of the wannabe Bobby doll, and is featured on Trendy's MySpace page. Probably not anatomically correct (the doll).

The garish designer's page says that he's 18 years old and that he's 6'3". This is the type of fantasy play that's just right for dollies! Ummm, 18 years old--er than who? Elton John? And 6'3"? Only in those two-foot platforms, gurl!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: bobby trendy, BobbyTrendy, crazy, doll, funny, gay, myspace, wacky weird, WackyWeird

Bald Britney Bidding Begins

Britney ShearsBritney's recent head-shaving stunt gave an eBay seller all the ammunition he needed for today's auction: Britney Shears.

The seller has created a six-inch tall polymer action figure of the clean-shaven pop star, complete with straightjacket! The seller was thinking ahead with his creation, and included a padded room diorama for the lucky winner.

Mini buzz shaver not included.

Filed under: Celebrity Auctions


Tags: auction, britney spears, BritneySpears, doll, ebay, shaved

If You Could Turn Away Your Eyes

Cher DollQuestion: What's scarier than a scantily clad Cher on a battleship?
Answer: A scantily clad Cher doll on eBay.

Hot on the heels of the "Heroes" cheerleader doll auction, a Cher doll has popped up. Where the "Heroes" doll was the pinnacle of doll craftsmanship, the Cher doll is ... well, terrifying. This could be due to the outfit Cher wore in her infamous "If I Could Turn Back Time" video, which has been recreated for the doll along with tiny tattoos ... or maybe it's the unruly hair. Still, it's the perfect chance for to make your own Cher videos for YouTube!

Make your own joke about the way this item is displayed. Battleship not included.

Filed under: Celebrity Auctions


Tags: auction, battleship, cher, doll, ebay, if i could turn back time, if you could turn back time, IfICouldTurnBackTime, IfYouCouldTurnBackTime

Buy the Cheerleader, Save the World

Claire Bennet DollSure, we love the show "Heroes," but it takes a special fan to have created today's eBay item.

An eBay member by the curious name of "Halo Repaints" has created a Claire Bennet doll, the cheerleader from the hit show, with such realistic detail that it borders on downright creepy.

Halo removed all the original paint from the original 16" Tonner Rhapsody in Red Ashleigh doll -- and repainted the it to look incredibly realistic. The hair has highlights and lowlights rooted in, and is styled to resemble the regenerating cheerleader.

This is a one-off item and won't be recreated, so if you want to be the ultimate "Heroes" fan, and trigger concern among your friends, this is the item for you.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Auctions


Tags: claire bennet, ClaireBennet, doll, heroes, painted, recreated, repainted, save the cheerleader save the world, SaveTheCheerleaderSaveTheWorld, tonner rhapsody in red ashleigh, TonnerRhapsodyInRedAshleigh

Jacko in the Box

Micahel Jackson DollNothing thrills a jaded former fan quite like a vintage doll. Lucky day, eBay has a European auction for a Michael Jackson HIStory doll, still sealed in its box.

Dressed in black and white, and complete with that creepy arm brace thing he was wearing in the 90s, this doll is sure to warm the cockles of hearts that remember the days before Neverland search warrants, putty noses, and dangling children named Blanket.

Now your child can finally play with Michael, worry-free.

Filed under: Music, Celebrity Auctions


Tags: action figure, ActionFigure, auction, doll, ebay, ebayauction, europe, history, micahel jackson, MicahelJackson, mint, new

Scoot Away on Britney's Vespa

Britney SpearsIt's been a tough few years for Britney Spears fans. First, she married that K-Fed, who most Brit-fans see as a step down from the carny who runs the Tilt-a-Whirl. As though that weren't enough, there was the baby-dropping, the sad gum-snapping TV confessional, the frequent trips to Taco Bell, and, oh yeah, marrying K-Fed. Now, thankfully, eBay's giving you a chance to let your true blue Britney colors shine proudly.

To start, there's a Vespa scooter with Britney's autograph on it. (Where on earth does our Brit ride a Vespa? Around the house?) The sale of the scooter will benefit the Camp Laurel foundation for children living with AIDS and HIV. In addition to the Vespa, you get a helmet signed not only by Spears but by an astoundingly random assortment of celebs like Neil Patrick Harris and Andy Milonakis.

Maybe you want to show your Britney spirit with something a little bit more low-key and low-emissions. The Britney Spears doll would be a wonderful addition to any doll collection and your children will be more properly raised by early exposure to the glory that is Britney Spears, don't you think?

Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Auctions


Tags: barbie, britney spears, BritneySpears, camp laurel foundation, CampLaurelFoundation, doll, k-fed, kevin federline, KevinFederline, scooter, vespa

Chyna Straddles the Bull

Ex-wrestler Chyna Doll (aka Joanie Laurer) ditched her high heels, slapped on a cowboy hat and put on one heck of a rodeo show yesterday.

The burley brunette and a gal pal headed to Sunset Strip's most recognizeable hick stop, the Saddle Ranch Chop House, and tamed the resident mechanical bull. It bucked, it kicked. Chyna dominated.

The two spent a couple hours messing around in the country bar before Chyna finally ditched the cowboy get up and hit the road. No word on whether Chyna tried her luck at Hollywood's exclusive Hyde nightclub again, after Monday's embarrassing public rejection.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird


Tags: bull, chyna, cowboy, doll, hat, hyde, joanie laurer, JoanieLaurer, mechanical, saddle ranch, SaddleRanch