Posted Sep 13th 2007 8:50AM by TMZ Staff
America, the place where dreams come true ... unless that dream is to get into Les Deux nightclub with a sweatshirt and a Dutch accent!
TMZ caught two self-proclaimed "celebrities from Holland" last night, who came to the Hollywood club straight from their plane at LAX -- suitcases and blind hope in their hands. "You want to meet nice girls ... you have to be here," one of 'em told the camera -- guess they haven't seen the bitchfights going on outside!
Only a few moments later, wheeling their bags behind them, the two Dutchmen came back to TMZ's camera, shaking their heads in defeat, angrily yelling, "They don't know how to treat celebrities here!" Steaming mad, one then dished out what is quite possibly the best put-down ever: "Where are we, in f**kin' Greenland?!" Goed nacht!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Tags: dutch, holland
Posted Dec 9th 2006 12:01PM by TMZ Staff
Britney let the world look up her skirt again, but his time, she kept her privates private. At her 25th birthday party, Britney shook her barely covered butt in front of a glass window, showing everyone that she does own panties afterall.
The day after Eddie Murphy's rep denied that his client made comments on a Dutch show questioning the paternity of Scary Spice's unborn child, TMZ obtained the footage showing Eddie doing just that. Maybe the rep figured our phones couldn't call internationally.
"Dodgeball" star Rip Torn's arrest in North Salem, New York wasn't his first run-in with police. In January 2004, Torn was arrested in New York City after crashing into a taxi. Check out his videotaped rant.
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Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape
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