Hockey Fun Fact:You can punch the hell out of an opposing player on the ice, but when you refer to his girlfriend as your "sloppy seconds" -- that's where the NHL draws the line.
The NHL suspended hockey's most hated player, Sean Avery, for talking trash to the new player dating his ex girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.
Here's the deal -- Cuthbert's new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf, plays for the Calgary Flames -- and during a practice session in Calgary today, Avery got the media's attention and said the following:
"I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."
Avery is out pending a hearing with NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman.
Things got downright bloody when Elisha Cuthbert tried to leave Mr. Chow last night.
The pap calamity around Cuthbert's exit quickly shifted when an old timer ate it -- and smacked his head on the valet sign. It was a nasty sight, but paramedics came and gave him the A-OK.
It's no shock that Brody Jenner is always leaving nightclubs with at least one sexy female at the end of the night. But on New Year's, he went home with a slightly older woman. No cougar action here though -- it's his mom, the gorgeous Linda Thompson!
Also in Miami for the holiday festivities -- Eve, Elisha Cuthbert and "Desperate Housewives" brat Shawn Pyfrom, who were all spotted by TMZ chilling on South Beach in their bathing suits.
"24" mountain lion bait Elisha Cuthbert was outside of Hyde last night -- and went off on a valet after accusing him of scamming her for money she had already paid.
As the band, Bandarazzi caused a chaotic scene around her car, Elisha starts swearing at the poor valet.
Cuthbert got super ticked last year when one of the guys brought her the wrong set of keys.
This weekend the celebs were out in full force on the beaches of Malibu. Celebuspawn A.J. Lamas treated the paparazzi to a cool drink, while Paris Hilton chilled back at the house with new buddy Macy Gray. Odd couple alert!
"Hills" bad boy/ex-con Jason Wahler posed for pics with fans in between trying to catch waves. Meanwhile, Elisha Cuthbert tried to pose her own pics -- away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi -- with her family and friends.
It appears Paris Hilton took style tips from good friend Elisha Cuthbert for her post-pokey prance. Somebody call the fashion police! The heiress turned ex-con emerged from the Lynwood Hilton on Tuesday wearing a short-sleeved Petro Zillia jacket -- similar to the one Elisha wore (pictured here) when they went shopping together back in March. Oh the gall!
It appears young Hollywood gals share more than just boyfriends!
Elisha Cuthbert, sporting the latest in "aspiring first female President" designer hairstyles, last night at Spike TV's "Guy Choice" Awards. Cuthbert in '08!
Nicole Richie's dad is a little out of touch with his tabloid fodder daughter.
TMZ spotted Lionel outside of Mr. Chow last night, where our photog asked the "Dancing on the Ceiling" singer if there was any truth to the rumors that Nicole was preggers. Lionel's response -- "I don't know, I'll find out myself!" Also in the mood for some chicken dumplings: Bernie Mac, a dancing Stevie Wonder and "Beetlejuice" himself, Michael Keaton.
Not only did he save a life and make friends with "OC" hunk Ben McKenzie last week, Cuba Gooding Jr. hooked up with another teen-centric soap star last night outside The Prime Grill, screaming "Hey! Lex Luthor!" to "Smallville" star Michael Rosenbaum.
Also out last night: Elisha Cuthbert and "Police Academy" star G.W. Bailey -- who had some choice words for jailbird Paris Hilton.
All this and more in today's who's-your-daddy edition of Star Catcher.
Don't cry for K-Fed; rounding off his divorce settlement at $1 million for 25 months of matrimony, that means he got paid $17,857.14 a week for his husbandly chores. No, if you do anything this weekend, shed a crocodile tear for the following K-Oed bunch.
Daniel Sadek: The real-estate-investor-turned-film-producer willingly crashed a couple of his Porsche Carrera GTs during the making of "Redline," a $26 million action flick he is personally financing. But Monday's charity race rehearsal business with co-star Eddie Griffin and a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo was entirely unscripted, a sort of weird anniversary celebration of last year's similar Malibu Enzo dust-up involving Swedish swindler Bo Stefan Eriksson. To his credit, Sadek was able to put the loss in the proper materialistic perspective during a brief, 15-minute private trailer mourning. But for Griffin, forget about "Undercover Brother," the film he jokingly referenced afterwards. This is more like that brief one-year marriage the class clown engaged in while still in high school.
Celebs-a-plenty turned up at BOULEVARD3 in Hollywood last night for the 2 B Free Fall 2007 Collection fashion show. What star was trendiest of them all? Why Bobby Trendy, of course, who looked like Elton John's Fairy Godmother in another of his glittery, lopsided, sparklingly craptastic creations.
When the former Anna Nicole sidekick realized he was chatting with TMZ, he immediately perked up. "Hi Harvey! Can you believe your pretty little eyes?" he cooed. Yes, he can.
Elisha Cuthbert met a swarm of fans as she made her way out, and didn't seem too happy to be signing autographs, becoming agitated when a photog bumped into her friend. She scolded the pap with, "You're not even gonna say 'sorry'?" Perhaps if she apologized for "House of Wax."
Also at BOULEVARD3: "Heroes" stars Hayden Panettiere and Zachary Quinto (with Rumer Willis?!), UFC star Tito Ortiz, "Entourage's" Rex Lee and Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis.
It's a trendy, agitated, greasy edition of Star Catcher.
Determined to remain disconnected from reality, Andy Dick insisted that he and Kiefer Sutherland are friends, despite the fact that the "24" star had Andy physically ejected from his limo earlier this week.
"We're very good friends," Dick spat as he tumbled out of Area nightclub last night. Sure you are, Dick.
Also out on the town; Paris Hilton, "The OC" stars Benjamin McKenzie and Adam Brody, Elisha Cuthbert, MTV vet Mike (The Miz) Mizanin, "The Hills" hottie Lauren Conrad and tough guy wannabe Frankie Muniz.
Tyra Banks pantsed her entire audience for one of her shows. Fortunately for viewers, most of the crowd was hot. Funny how that worked out. You can say a lot about Tom Cruise, and we do, but he's definitely no K-Fed when it comes to his kids. See Tom and baby Suri rush past photogs for Italian dinner. Que bella! "24" star Elisha Cuthbert doesn't take kindly to mistakes. Just ask the valets at Hyde, who felt "The Wrath of Cuthbert" after they gave her the wrong keys to her car. Damn girl, chillax.
Call Jack Bauer. Alert CTU. Elisha Cuthbert is seriously pissed off.
The former "24" star channeled her inner Hulk last night after a valet made the gargantuan mistake of handing her the wrong set of car keys. Oh the horror! Cuthbert quickly went from smiles to a fit of rage as she had to wait for the keys to her Porsche, screaming, "These aren't my keys!" and flailing around the wrong set in anger.
Elisha even sassed the valet when he arrived with the correct keys, telling him, "Where's the Lexus, you're going to need these keys to start it Sir." And no, from the looks of it, she didn't leave a tip.
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Tila Tequila Im sorry u guys! I let the haters get to me & its a disease. They got to me & turned me into a hater too! I will never do that again! Love u
Don't cry for K-Fed; rounding off his divorce settlement at $1 million for 25 months of matrimony, that means he got paid $17,857.14 a week for his husbandly chores. No, if you do anything this weekend, shed a crocodile tear for the following K-Oed bunch.
