We don't usually do engagement news on TMZ -- but since the hilarious rant that foul-mouthed comic Lisa Lampanelli went on about gay sex and Hispanics was wayyy too graphic for this site (and that's saying A LOT) this is all we're left with...
FYI -- even her fiance's name is almost too risque to post: Jimmy Big Balls.
Even though everyone in the civilized world has reported Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are engaged, G is still insisting she and T are not getting hitched.
Or, to be exact, she told Brazilian paper Caras, "Nao fiquei noiva mas vou casar com o Tom," which, roughly translated, means she is not engaged to Tom, but wants to get married some day.
Interestingly, GB doesn't deny she was on a jet with Tom with champagne on December 24, as we first reported. As for the latest rumor, that Tom and she were engaged last Friday, she says they weren't even together.
Kelly, Omarion has a lot of work to do for his follow-up album, "21." The first single from the album is not doing well on the Billboard 100 right now, which is kind of a shock, considering his debut album "O" soared to number one. But he still has time to redeem himself. December 12, the CD hits stores, then he begins touring in Miami (with Ne-Yo) three days later to promote his sophomore release. Good luck!
For another hottie who got his start in a boy band, check this out.
What happened to Danny and Melinda from "The Real World"?
Danny and Melinda are still going strong, Carissa. They are enjoying their engagement and living together in Boston. While they decided to air their proposal on MTV for the world to see, Danny doesn't seem to care for the idea of broadcasting their wedding or their lives after the ceremony. (And with the whole MTV curse, who can blame him? Shanna and Travis, Carmen and Dave, Nick and Jess...)
If you're craving more MTV reality, make sure to tune in on Thursday, Oct. 12 when the "Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Duel" makes its debut.
1) Sandrine Has Just GOTTA KNOW: Why are Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie not friends anymore? What did Paris do to Nicole? Or what did Nicole do to Paris?
Paris and Nicole -- two people we all thought were a match made in heaven, well at least celebrity heaven. However friends forever they would not remain. After announcing that they no longer had any desire to maintain their friendship, Paris went on to comment on the "disappointment" she felt about her relationship Nicole. She claimed Nicole was jealous of all the attention Paris got when the two were together, adding that "people don't really care about [Nicole]." Nicole, on the other hand, says she and Paris simply have nothing in common any longer and that she "didn't want to be her friend anymore." Not quite the simple life after all. Click here to read more about how a Paris-friendly relationship doesn't exactly work wonders for one's image. 2) Clara Has Just GOTTA KNOW: How did Angelina get involved in working with refugees?
Two weeks ago Angelina sought out CNN's Anderson Cooper to voice her concern about the state of the world's refugees. She also revealed what initially intrigued her to do such work. The combination of having traveled to Cambodia, along with studying a particular chapter in a UN book (which focused solely on refugees and their state of being) helped catch her attention. Angelina has also said that the one-on-one time spent with refugee families is what ended up becoming the "deciding factor." To get more on the Angelina-Anderson interview, read on.
3) June and Stephanie Have Just GOTTA KNOW: What is the truth about Chad and his 18-year-old fiancé, Kenzie Dalton?
Many people have made speculations concerning the time, or lack there of, between Chad Michael Murray's split with Sophia Bush and his taking up with young "One Tree Hill" extra Kenzie Dalton. However, in attempts to set the record straight, Murray spoke with People magazine and let them know that the quick engagement has nothing to do with rumors that Ms. Dalton is bearing a child. While Murray is determined to have a lasting marriage, no plans have been made for wedding bells to ring. For the latest on co-star Bethany Joy Lenz, keep reading "I Just GOTTA KNOW!"
4) Wayne Has Just GOTTA KNOW: Is Halle Berry engaged again? If so, did she not say on "Oprah" that she did not want to be married anymore?
It seems as though Halle's constant lack of luck in the dating game has taken a turn for the better. For the past couple of months Canadian model Gabriel Aubry has been seen accompany Berry's side and the two make quite the couple. Sorry to disappoint, however, but Gabriel and Halle are not as of this moment engaged. While she has made it publicly known that she is no longer in favor of the institution of marriage, she is currently enjoying the company with which her man is bringing. Read more about Halle's good fortune.
5) Jessica Has Just GOTTA KNOW: What's up with Jimmy Kimmel apologizing to Matt Damon at the end of his show?
At the end of his show, Jimmy Kimmel is known to apologize to Matt Damon, stating that time has run out. But Jessica, you need not worry - there is no bad blood between this late night talk show host and Matt Damon. According to Jimmy, "We do it at the end of every show for no good reason at all." Just another method by which to keep you on your toes! Read about Matt's recent addition to his family.
6) Kristin Has Just GOTTA KNOW: Did Denise Richards really have an affair with Heather Locklear's now ex-husband? And are they still together?
Back in May, Denise Richards exclusively told TMZ that she was not involved with Richie Sambora before he and wife Heather Locklear broke up. As of right now, Richards and Sambora are still an item. In fact, they're such an item that speculations arose concerning a possible engagement! More on that buzz.
1) Rosy Has Just GOTTA KNOW: Did Mandy Moore and Zach Braff split up?
Cute as they may have been, Mandy Moore and Zach Braff have decided to call an end to their year and a half relationship. Citing a nine year age difference as one of the factors, the pair ended things on friendly terms. Mandy made appearances on "Scrubs" earlier this year alongside then boyfriend Zach. Click here to get caught upon "American Dreamz," one of Mandy's most recent movies.
2) Rosemary Has Just GOTTA KNOW: What is the relationship between Anna Nicole Smith and her attorney Howard K. Stern? You never see a picture without Howard holding her in some manner and following closely.
Many a time have Anna Nicole Smith and her attorney Howard K. Stern been spotted closely together, leaving many to question the depth of this association. Is it possible that this is more than an attorney-client relationship? Unfortunately, it seems as though we will be left to ponder as Mr. Stern disclosed the following to TMZ: "Neither Anna Nicole nor myself want to disclose the details of our relationship." That leaves you to decide. Check out more shots of the two together.
3) Mary Has Just GOTTA KNOW: Was Nick Carter dating or engaged to the actress Bai Ling?
Absolutely, positively not! Countless rumors spread last year claiming that not only was Backstreet Boy Nick Carter dating actress Bai Ling, but that he'd popped "the question" to her as well. However, sources close with Nick told TMZ that the two were "100% never engaged." So calm down, ladies. Nick's still unspoken for! And for more rumored marriages that have been shot down, click here.
We asked readers what they JUST GOTTA KNOW... and we went looking for the scoop. Is Rachel Bilson next in line to tie the knot? Where does this pirate disappear to in the caribbean? And what's all the fuss surrounding "Laguna Beach" babe Kristin Cavallari?
4) Brenda, Michelle, Shelagh, Jean, and Lauren ALL Just Have GOTTA KNOW: Where have JT and Cameron been lately?! I haven't heard anything about either of them in months... no pictures, news about a wedding or a breakup. What have they been up to?
Although online speculation is rampant about a possible breakup, sources close to Justin and Cameron tell TMZ that rumors of a split are "total BS." As for their professional lives, July 7th marks the radio release date for "SexyBack," JT's first single from his "FutureSex/LoveSounds" album which should be hitting stores mid September. Cameron's next films, "The Holiday" and "Shrek the Third," can be expected in December and next year, respectively. To catch the duo steppin' out at Shag, check out "Star Catcher LA"
5) Ginger Has Just GOTTA KNOW: Will there be a DVD of the Soul 2 Soul II concert event with Tim McGraw and Faith Hill? As of this point, no arrangements have been made for these concerts to be shot for DVD distribution. It is possible, but plans are not in the making as of now. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill's "Soul 2 Soul II" tour is the first since their previous "Soul 2 Soul" tour back in 2000. The couple is on tour now, and expects to travel to roughly 70 cities. To see Faith and other hot singers at last year's CMA's, click here.
6) Cyndi Has Just GOTTA KNOW: Where is the island that Johnny Depp owns?
Although his publicists wouldn't elaborate, the talk around town is that along with homes in France and Los Angeles, Johnny Depp owns Little Hall's Pond Cay, a 35-acre private island with white sandy beaches in Exuma Land and Sea Park, located in the beautiful Bahamas. With his multi-million dollar purchase, Depp joins the likes of Brooke Shields, Tony Curtis and Nicolas Cage, all celebs who've taken the big plunge for more pleasure. For the inside scoop on his relationship with Vanessa Paradis, click here.
1) Lillian and Nicole Have Just GOTTA KNOW: Since the end of "Laguna Beach," how did Kristin Cavallari become so famous even though she doesn't have any acting or singing skills?
Since her farewell on MTV's "Laguna Beach," back in November of 2005, Kristin Cavallari has soared to stardom in Hollywood's limelight. She hosted the short-lived reality TV show "Get This Party Started" alongside Ethan Erickson, but that was canceled after only two aired episodes. It seems as if her time spent canoodling with hottie Nick Lachey is what really put her in the public eye. Although their relationship was never confirmed, the two were often spotted in each other's company. To read the whole story and hear her answer for yourself, click here.
2) Amanda Has Just GOTTA KNOW: Is Rachel Bilson engaged?
Contrary to what you may have heard (or what you may be wishing for) Rachel Bilson is not sporting a flashy diamond of any type on that left ring finger. Bilson's publicist tells TMZ that she and fellow "O.C." star Adam Brody are still dating, but that "they are not engaged." Bilson was spotted this past weekend at a benefit for the LA Mission, in which she took some time out for our own Josh Levine. Click here to see we caught!
3) Alexandra and Hanadi Have Just GOTTA KNOW: Why did Nick and Jessica separate? They seemed like such a happy couple on "The Newlyweds."
It seems that with all the nasty money issues that surround the divorce settlement of our once favorite newlyweds Nick and Jessica, many have lost sight of the grounds that led to the initial break up. As TMZ previously reported, accounts cite the unraveling of the union due to rumored interference on Joe Simpson's part. The stress of living their brand new lives together in front of all of American didn't help either. For the original story, read this. And to see how Nick responded to Jessica's petition, click here. However, for old time's sake, take a look at the couple when all was well.
1) Angelina Has Just GOTTA KNOW: I heard the engagement is off for Ryan and Alanis. Is it true?
As sad as it is, it's true that Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette have called it quits. The couple dated for two years after having met at a birthday party for Drew Barrymore back in 2002, then became engaged two years later. The couple, seemed happy in public during their time together, no wedding date was ever made public.
2) Jennifer Has Just GOTTA KNOW: What's with Perez Hilton? How did he become "famous"? Is he Paris' sidekick or lap dog or something?
Along with Defamer, DListed and Pink is the New Blog, Perez Hilton is becoming just as much a household name as is the next blogroll. But what is his claim to fame, you ask? Although better known as Perez Hilton, Mario Lavandeira jokes to TMZ saying that he made a name for himself like most everyone else - "I slept my way to the top." But on a more serious note, he credits his website for having both "identity" and "character." To continue reading the entire story on one of Hollywood's most notorious gossipers, check this out. And for the latest on Hilton's website, click here.
3) Lindsey Has Just GOTTA KNOW: I recently found out that Jessica Biel wears Sarah Briggs Jewelry (I bought a couple pieces myself!) and was wondering if any other celebrities do.
Lindsey, you are in luck! Not only will you be spotted sporting the same jewelry as Jessica Biel, but you will find yourself in the company of other hot celebs. Rachel McAdams, Mischa Barton and Reese Witherspoon have also been observed wearing the Sarah Briggs line. For the whole story, click here.
I Just GOTTA KNOW! TMZ digs up the answers to your burning questions
We asked readers what they JUST GOTTA KNOW... and we went looking for the scoop. Check out the answers to your burning questions!
1) Elizabeth has Just GOTTA KNOW: I read in a couple of magazines that Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth were engaged. Is that true? I also heard they were getting married in England at the end of the year. Is that true?
Contrary to what you may have read, Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth are not engaged-- as of this moment. And, according to Orlando's publicist, there are no immediate plans for a trip down the aisle as of now either. Orlando is, however, preparing for a comeback as Will Turner in the action-packed blockbuster 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.' Now even though the eye-catching stud is taken, take a look at his most recent work!
2) Melanie Has Just GOTTA KNOW: Are there any pictures of baby Suri yet?
Melanie, you, along with us here at TMZ, are anxiously awaiting the pictures of baby Suri! In fact, there is a possible bidding war for who gets the photos first. In the meantime, take a look at what Tom and Katie are doing-- together-- when they're not changing diapers.
3) Linda Has Just GOTTA KNOW: What is going on with Clay Aiken? Where has he been?
Clay Aiken is expected to release a yet-to-be-named album this coming fall. No tour dates have been set yet, but keep logging into TMZ for more info. And as for his latest appearance, see Mr. Aiken's interesting return to 'Idol.'
TMZ staffers spotted Nicole Kidman this afternoon in the casino at the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Las Vegas, sporting what appeared to be an enormous engagement ring.
The former Mrs. Cruise sat alone at the blackjack table as she played out an impressive pile of chips, stacked almost a half-foot high. She was playing at a no-limit blackjack table. Her chips ranged between $25 and $500 each.
Nicole has been linked romatically to country crooner Keith Urban -- who is also in Vegas for the Radio Music Awards tomorrow night.
The people in the casino definitely noticed Nicole but left her alone. There were two other players at Nicole's table. They had friendly interaction as they gambled away.
As if she needs the extra bucks, Nicole appeared to be winning, possibly winning big. Indeed, she had a winning smile on her face as the dealer drew the cards.
Nicole was dressed casually, wearing jeans and a black sweater. It appeared she wore little, if any, make-up. TMZ staffers say she looked "amazing."
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