Brit's Kids in Driver's Ed

Posted Oct 2nd 2007 3:27PM by Celly

A short while ago, a paparazzo snapped a photo of the brothers Federline, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, enjoying auto stroller rides with a nanny near daddy Kevin's house. They're okay!

It looks like Sean's happy to be in a toy car, and not in mommy's Mercedes!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Britney Spears

Tags: britney, federline, jayden james, JaydenJames, kevin, nanny, sean preston, SeanPreston

Cops: Case Closed on K-Fed Death Threat

Posted Sep 17th 2007 3:31PM by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned that reports of an FBI investigation into a plot to kill Kevin Ferderline are completely untrue -- however, an LAPD investigation was conducted in the past.

According to LAPD, the department opened an investigation into a threat on Federline's life nearly two months ago, but the case was closed due to insufficient evidence.

TMZ also spoke with the L.A. spokesperson for the FBI, who blasted reports claiming that the the FBI ever confirmed anything about a K-Fed investigation saying, "The information on the Internet on these reports is not accurate. It did not come from the FBI at all."

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Britney Spears

Tags: death threat, DeathThreat, fbi, federline, lapd

Britney: The Last Straw

Posted Aug 10th 2007 1:54PM by Celly

They still haven't found the recipe for coffee at Ranchita Popwreck, so Britney Spears dragged her booboos to the local Starbucks to get a cup. Buckle up, kiddos! Mama's drivin' over yonder!

With the brothers Federline strapped in back, the straw hatted former singer unwrapped a straw, while Jayden James had his nap. Shush, y'all! The more curious Sean Preston watched as mama got her coffee on, although it's been reported that he prefers sodey pop.

This appearance of the former sex kitten turned Crazytown stray cat marked the debut of her Charles Nelson Reilly Memorial sunglasses.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Britney Spears, Hot Mamas

Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, federline, jayden james, JaydenJames, sean preston, SeanPreston, starbucks

Britney Goes A-Gardenin'

Posted Aug 7th 2007 10:26AM by TMZ Staff

With no career to speak of, she's a lady of leisure, y'all! And what better way to celebrate a hot August day than by puttin' on her best white see-through sundress and scootin' on down to the plant store? By wearin' hot pink panties and a blue bikini top underneath, that's how!

Looking reasonably better -- for her -- the former Mrs. Federline tossed her Extend-a-Head® braids under her Weaveguard©, got her Monday-best white pumps on, and rode on down to fetch some fresh greenery for Plantation Popwreck. Top it all off with some Dinah Shore sunglasses -- voila! Ready for Palm Springs, Las Vegas ... or Crazytown!

To be fair, Brit's summer Bride of Federline look is a stunning improvement over her other recent looks, Rodeo Drive cowgirl, pink-wigged rehab escapee, and 1960s stripper widow.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Britney Spears

Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, dinah shore, DinahShore, federline, palm springs, PalmSprings, wreck

Britney, Boo Boo and Boob

Posted Jul 23rd 2007 11:34AM by Celly

Hey y'all. Britz was out a'sailin' in Malibu this weekend, but the seafarin' fright-weaved mom/mess could only take it for less than 30 minutes. It's unclear whether the ocean made her nauseous, or she caught sight of her hair in the reflection of a yacht window.

Mama bit her lip and carried her boo boo, the cranky Jayden James Federline, away from the ship, while barely managing to keep her babe balanced and boob covered.

Britney also debuted a new weavehider headband, which appears to have been fashioned from an old bicycle tire. Ahoy, y'all!

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears, Hot Mamas

Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, federline, jayden james, JaydenJames, yacht

Britney Spears -- June Bridezilla?

Posted Jun 14th 2007 11:31AM by Celly

She covered up a little, y'all.

Britney was spotted in Beverly Hills yesterday in this hippie summer bride ensemble, with her tortured yellow extensions accented by that craptabulous gold purse she refuses to give up. Enough already. Mama needs a brand new bag!

Just a short time later, the fickle Bride of Federline donned yet another white dress suitable for a Las Vegas wedding chapel. Slap on a fedora and she's ready to elope! Whatever she had in the cup musta been mighty tasty, because she wasn't letting that go either.

Will you take this woman, y'all?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears, You Might Want to Rethink, Fashion

Tags: beverly hills, BeverlyHills, Britney spears, BritneySpears, federline

K-Fed Too Big for the Room

Posted Feb 3rd 2007 3:11AM by TMZ Staff

Kevin Federline simply can't accommodate all the women in his life – or so he says.

The Fed is down in Miami for the Super Bowl, and Us reports that he just went all diva on the hotel he was staying at, demanding a room upgrade because his suite at the Catalina Hotel wasn't big enough for "his women" and "his girls," whatever that particular distinction means. They couldn't take care of his request, so they moved him to a new hotel altogether (probably a good move).

Meanwhile, Kev magnanimously apologized yesterday to the fast-food workers of the world, telling the AP that he never meant to insult them in his big new ad to air during tomorrow's Super Bowl, wherein he plays a daydreaming fry-jockey. But he might really be daydreaming when he says, "Maybe [the ad] will land me some roles in Hollywood." Don't stop believin', K.

Jodie's Cell Smackdown from Feds

Jodie Foster might be an Oscar winner and a bag of chips, but no one – no one – is allowed to use their cell phone in immigration. Or so the actress found out after a trip to Turks and Caicos, says Page Six, when she started gabbing away in the immigration line at LAX. A guard asked her to stop, which she did, but got right back on the horn when the guard turned his back. Foster got an earful from the Fed – he "literally screamed at her and threatened to take her out of line" – and had to be patrolled the whole way in to make sure she didn't break the rule again. Foster's rep didn't return calls.

Diddy Sued for "P" – Again

It's a whole lot of legal nonsense over one little letter, but Sean "Diddy" Combs is being sued once again by UK record producer Richard "Diddy" Dearlove, who says that "the rapper is using his nickname without permission, according to E! Online. Even though Diddy (the Yank one) agreed to use "P. Diddy" across the pond to differentiate himself, the UK Diddy says that he's once again infringing on the trademark by using "Diddy" on his MySpace and YouTube pages. Dearlove wants Combs to use a "neutral" name on those sites, or get off them completely. No word on whether anyone on MySpace or YouTube even knows who Dearlove is.

Party Favors: Affleck Says "Smokin'" Made Him Quit Cigs ... ABC Nixes Penguin Sex ... YouTube's Legal Woes

Ben Affleck tells People that making "Smokin' Aces" was such a pain in the lung that he's given up permanently. The actor says he had to smoke around five packs a day, which made him "not want to do it anymore." ... Jimmy Kimmel wanted to show a clip of penguins mating from the new "Farce of the Penguins," when Christina Aguilera – whose voice is featured in the film – was on his late-night show, but ABC wouldn't let him, according to Page Six. Says a source, "National Geographic Channel has more guts than ABC." ... In the wake of Viacom's decision yesterday to try to force YouTube to take all its videos off the site, the Los Angeles Times explores the legal troubles that YouTube could face – and the effect they'll have on the site's future.

Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started

Tags: Federline, Let's Get This Party Started, Let'sGetThisPartyStarted

K-Fed Throws a Bitch-Slap

Posted Oct 24th 2006 10:10AM by TMZ Staff

Last week he got his ass kicked. This week, K-Fed was on the hunt for revenge.

The "rapper" returned to WWE's "Monday Night Raw" last night to signs reading "K-Fed needs a Kick to the Head," F-U K-Fed," and our favorite, "Hit Him Baby One More Time."

After taking a ringside seat to watch Johnny Nitro fight John Cena -- the guy who whooped on K-fed last week -- Federline decided to sabotage his enemy attempting to distract Cena during the fight. It worked. After Nitro viciously tossed Cena outside the ring, K-Fed ran up to the dazed wrestler, reached back and pimp-slapped Cena right in the mouth. Damn son!!!!

Click here... it's not over yet

Filed under: Train Wrecks, TV, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears, K-Fed

Tags: cena, federline, k-fed, kevin, wwe