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You know the way people lie about themselves on dating websites? Lindsay Lohan tried -- but quickly fessed up.
Fact is, with the help of Funnyordie.com, this is the best thing Lindsay has been in since rehab.
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Note: The following video is completely NSFW, but hysterical!
According to Danny DeVito's contract for his FX show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," co-stars have to perform oral sex on him before the start of the third season. Good luck getting that thought out of your head.
Okay, it's not actually true -- it's the subject of the latest video on FunnyOrDie.com. In the clip, Charlie learns that he is contractually bound to service DeVito -- who asks that Charlie use Vaseline on his mouth. Not only does Charlie have to go through with it, but he has to do it in front of Danny's wife, Rhea Perlman, and a certain '80s child star -- 'cause that makes it sooooo much easier.
"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" premieres September 13 at 10:00 PM on FX.
Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird
When Paris Hilton read an excerpt from her journal on "Larry King Live," you might have heard the ramblings of a spoiled heiress, but someone else heard the makings of a great hair metal song. Look out, Def Leppard!
In a new video posted on FunnyOrDie.com, Paris' writings have been turned into a hilarious rock ballad that Guns N' Roses would be proud of. The "lyrics" of her journal are sung in true rock glory, over a video of Paris' greatest hits; being carted off to jail, reuniting with her mom, and surfing in Hawaii. In fact, a lot of the video used is from TMZ.
Look out, MTV Video Music Awards!
Filed under: Paris Hilton
In the latest Will Ferrell video on FunnyOrDie.com, his 2-year-old co-star, Pearl, announced her retirement. But now, in an exclusive interview, the precocious toddler/landlord/cop reveals to TMZ how she fills her days -- at least until pre-school starts.
"Retirement has been really good," Pearl told us in between naps. "I played golf with Charles Barkley and Dan Marino the other day."
As to her upcoming schedule, Pearl revealed, "I got offered a job at a casino as a greeter. But mainly I'm spending time with my family, spilling juice and putting things in my mouth that I find on the floor."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Will Ferrell is featured in another FunnyOrDie.com clip with his favorite co-star -- a 2-year-old girl named Pearl.
Pearl is actually the daughter of Ferrell's frequent collaborator, Adam McKay. In this clip, Pearl plays a tough cop that is brought in to get a confession out of Will -- by any means necessary. Let's just say there is a phone book beating involved.
But alas, this is Pearl's final performance. Hey, she's still got preschool to look forward to.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
James Franco -- fired from the hit film "Knocked Up" after a fight with the director -- could it be so?
Not exactly. In the spoof video from FunnyOrDie.com, Franco ruins a scene by trying to improvise a story about a woman's dog getting run over by a car and gets into it with Judd Apatow -- all while Katherine Heigl and Kristen Wiig (not Kirsten, as James keeps calling her) look on in horror. He's probably just used to working with Kirsten Dunst.
The "fight" then inexplicably turns to "Freaks & Geeks" -- the cult TV show the two worked on nearly seven years ago -- and Franco apparently can't get over it. "You've done three 'Spider-Man' movies," Apatow yells at one point, "And you're mad about our f**king show that got cancelled after 12 episodes?!?"
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Just because she's set to give birth this summer doesn't mean Jenna Elfman can't school some punks on the basketball court -- as seen in a new video posted on FunnyOrDie.com.
In the clip, the ready-to-pop star is playing pick-up basketball at a small gym (actually the same court Will Ferrell used to get ready for his bball flick, "Semi-Pro"). Elfman trash-talks her way through the game, saying, "We were thinking of naming our kid after you, but we didn't want to call him Bitch!" ... and uses her pregnancy to her advantage, with "The baby just kicked ... your ass!"
A Scientologist with a sense of humor?! How refreshing!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Will Ferrell and company have struck again!
The hysterical video of Sanjaya claiming to be an art student who created "Sanjaya," which showed up in the TMZ mailbox earlier this week, is actually the work of Ferrell's website, FunnyOrDie.com. It really is Sanjaya in the video, and Sanjaya is really Sanjaya -- and not Bill Vendall from the Rhode Island School of Design.
It's good to see Sanjy's sense of humor extends beyond his hair.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
From the same people who brought you Will Ferrell's "Landlord" comes "Playground Tales," starring Brooke Shields as a suburban mom who dispenses parental discipline using urban slang. 'Sho nuff!
The folks at FunnyOrDie.com have done it again. In this hilarious video vignette, Shields warns her pretty baby daughter to "Check herself before she wrecks herself" and "It's hard out there for a pimp!"
Take that, postpartum depression!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
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