James Franco dropped out of giving the UCLA graduation speech this year after a "scheduling conflict" -- and that whole falling asleep in class incident -- but this is what it would have sounded like. WARNING: Explicit language!
Thanks to FunnyorDie.com for giving Franco a forum to compare himself to the President, take credit for gay people becoming doctors and telling students to "go out and make babies."
WTF?! Either Oprah Winfrey is rockin' a sixth toe or that's one mighty corn! Miss Winfrey attended the Howard U. graduation ceremony in Washington D.C., picking up an honorary Doctorate of Humanities. O, the humanity!
It seems that Oprah has it all; a mega hit show, billions of dollars ... and an extra toe.