They say laughter's the best medicine -- but if that was the case, then corpulent comedian Jack Black wouldn't be showing off his bag o' drugs yesterday in Beverly Hills.
Even when he's stuffed up with phlem, dude is still pretty damn hilarious.
Usually it wouldn't be a problem, except when Jack Black launched the F-missile on Letterman last night -- nobody hit the censor button!
As for the FCC -- since it was after 10pm, both Black and Letterman are in the clear ... but at least Dave's finally got something to talk about besides Sarah Palin. Warning: The F-bomb drops at :48 into the clip.
One of the kids from "School of Rock" was busted for DUI -- and no, those kids aren't old enough to drink yet.
17-year-old Joey Gaydos Jr. -- who played Zack Mooneyham in "School of Rock" -- was arrested last month in Michigan after cops say he was trying to drive away from a Taco Bell while intoxicated.
And if things weren't bad enough for the kid -- when we called the Van Buren Township police to find out what happened, an officer told us, "When I heard we had someone from 'School of Rock,' I thought it was that big guy, Black. Then I heard it was that goofy guy who plays the guitar!"
A quiet day with Heidi Klum at the park turned sour (yet amusing) for a legion of paps -- as Jack Black took them all on a manic run as he used his bike as a prop for some two-wheeled comedy.
The pappers tried to get Matthew Perry to talk about the Jen/John hookup -- but he pretended to be in serious need of a hearing aid.
Also in L.A.: Audrina showed off her workout routine, Dave Navarro did his best Paris impression, Paris herself was boring, Benihana heiress Devon Aoki hit the clubs and Lo couldn't catch a cab.
In NY: Whitney Port braved the rain, Jack Black signed for fans and Jenna Jameson couldn't get her mind off baby making.
George Michael is performing on tonight's "Idol" finale, but he ain't "the biggest star in the world" that Executive Producer Nigel Lythgoe has been touting -- our spies tell us, it's "Iron Man" Robert Downey Jr. TMZ moles say the finale will include a virtual hologram of Gladys Knight singing "Midnight Train to Georgia" with Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Downey Jr. singing backup as the Pips. Holy Nat King Cole! "Idol" did this last season when Celine Dion sang along side a virtual undead Elvis. For the record, Gladys Knight is still alive.
We're told the Jonas Brothers, ZZ Top, Seal, Bryan Adams, One Republic, Jordin Sparks and Carrie Underwood will also perform before David Archuleta (or possibly maybe, but not likely, Cook) is crowned the winner.
After "accidentally" revealing to the world that Angelina Jolie was expecting twins, Jack Black proves that even though she's eating for three, he's still fatter than she is. One of these people is expected to give birth some time this summer. The other one has nice highlights.
Jack Black took to the streets at Sundance with a reblondered hairdo, trimmed beard and a six-pack -- painted on his shirt. That's one way to get your figure back!
TMZ has your first look at the hysterical promos for "Acceptable.TV," Jack Black's new VH1 interactive program. The short clips explain the interactive features of the show and its companion website, Acceptable.TV -- as only Jack Black can.
The show will feature three-minute mini-shows that users will get to vote on -- only the best return each week. In addition, viewers can even make their own shows for the site, with one pilot a week chosen for broadcast.
As the promos explain, "Acceptable.TV" will combine the best qualities of the Internet and television, adding a level of interactivity that television shows are lacking. Black says, "What if I told you there was a show coming to VH1 that you could watch, control or create?"
The website for Acceptable.TV will get rolling on Monday, while the show premieres March 23 on VH1.
Amp'd Mobile has a breakout hit with "Lil' Bush," which jumped from the mobile carrier to Comedy Central. Now Amp'd is becoming a haven for hot Hollywood talent looking to create groundbreaking shows.
The Amp'd 2007 line-up shows no slowdown; Jack Black and Channel 101, creators of "Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager," are gearing up to develop exclusive content, and executive producer Howard Gordon and ICEBOX are producing "Paranormal News", an investigative series that examines the mysterious world of sightings.
The highlight of the year (so far) is from the team behind "Lil' Bush." Their new show, "Lil' Hollywood," is a parody of the lives of Hollywood's infamous celebrities. Featuring the voice of Carson Daly as Britney Spear's Hoo Hoo, the only thing the show is missing is TMZ cameraman Josh Levine.
"Lil' Hollywood" premieres this month, exclusively on Amp'd Mobile.
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