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There's no crying in baseball -- and according to Jerry Seinfeld, there shouldn't be any designated hitters either.
The notorious Mets fan was at Chateau Marmont last night, where he couldn't resist taking a shot at the Yankees ... and every other pitcher who never picks up a bat.
Filed under: Talk Sports
A lawsuit claiming Jerry Seinfeld's wife, Jessica, stole the idea for her best-selling cookbook was tossed out by a Federal judge yesterday.
A woman named Missy Chase Lapine sued the Seinfelds claiming they took her idea for a cookbook about sneaking healthy foods into kids' meals.
But -- yada yada yada -- the judge tossed it out.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
So who pays when Mario Joyner goes out for lunch with his pal Jerry Seinfeld? According to Mario it's the "person closest to being a billionaire."
So not Mario then.
Filed under: TV
You're shooting Jerry Seinfeld and then Madonna leaves the Waverly Inn at the exact same time. Who should we follow?
We're not sure our guy made the right choice....
Filed under: Madonna
TMZ caught Courteney Cox Arquette hitting up Villa in West Hollywood on Saturday night, and the paps mistook her for another beautiful brunette! Also out in LaLa-land, Mario Lopez chilling outside Katsuya with Gladiator Dan Clark, a sly Colin Farrell lookin' sneaky outside of The Belmont, and a Chrome Hearts clad Nicollette Sheridan shakin' her booty outside the Ivy.
In NYC: LL Cool J expressing his love for Snoop Dogg, a blonde Christina Ricci entering NBC Studios, and Jerry Seinfeld with nothing funny to say! What's the deal with that?
Filed under: Star Catcher
So you thought Jerry Seinfeld was just a funny guy?
He's that and so much more. Just one day after playing manny for Suri and her dad, Jerry provided the carpool for Matthew Broderick after the premiere of Broadway's "November," when Matt couldn't find his car.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a manny.
Filed under: Movies
After assaulting the American media with countless ads for his new movie, Jerry Seinfeld has shlepped the "Bee Movie" over-promotion tour all the way to Israel. Oy vey!
The 53-year-old tummler made his first pilgrimage to the holy land since he was a young volunteer back in 1970. Jerrela met with Israeli President Shimon Peres, toured Jerusalem's Old City near the Western Wall and made a stop at the Yad Vashem Holocaust Memorial Museum.
Alef, Bet, Gimel, Dalet, Jer's B movie is really solid.
Filed under: Movies
It's hard to tell when comedian Jerry Seinfeld is joking and when he's serious, but he looked a bit perturbed when Larry King mixed up his details about Jerry's classic show. What's the deal with that?
On Thursday's "Larry King Live," the King asked Jerry if "Seinfeld" was canceled back in the day, and Jerry seemed genuinely shocked that Larry (his "Bee Movie" co-star) didn't know. "You think I got canceled?" Jerry shot back. "=I was the number one show on television=, Larry ... 75 million viewers in the last episode." Clearly, Larry is not master of his domain.
As Larry played it off and went to commercial, Jerry threw in one last zinger: "Can we get a resume in here for me for Larry to go over?" Zing!
Filed under: TV
"Grindhouse" gal Rosario Dawson was outside of Chateau Marmont on Saturday night, unafraid to flash a wacky face for photogs. Say cheese, pussycat!
Also in L.A.: Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor and Robert Downey, Jr. posed for a group pic, while Mr. Chow fed George "The Tan" Hamilton, gunslinger Clint Eastwood and comedian Jerry Seinfeld. "Species" alien Natasha Henstridge almost ate it on a hill, and Christina Milian was hipster-hot on Sunset.
All this and more in todays "shape-shifting" edition of Star Catcher!
Filed under: Star Catcher
TMZ caught Jerry Seinfeld outside of Il Sole last night, and while he was quiet about former co-star Michael Richards, he told our photog it was a tough time to be a paparazzo. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kelly Carlson and Hilary Duff were spotted at a Chanel party, while Nick Cannon and Ashlee Simpson were at Opera. Also out: Danny DeVito and Adrian Grenier.
In New York, filming continued on the "Sex and the City" movie, with one of the film's stars (SPOILER ALERT after the jump)
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Filed under: Star Catcher
Who loves gum enough to go digging through a NYC sidewalk garbage can? Even if it is the discarded gum already chewed by the star of one of the most beloved sitcoms ever? That very Seinfeldian scavenger has posted an eBay auction of his masticated trophy.
In fact, the seller got two pieces of gum, he's only selling one. The seller dug Jerry Seinfeld's gum out of a trash can in New York after the strolling comedian threw it away. The winner of the auction will also get two photos; one from the television show and another of the hallowed trashcan in which the holy relic was found.
With the recent auction of Jessica Simpson's gum, it's only a matter of time before collectors are competing for the discarded Juicy Fruit of celebs.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Auctions
Jerry Seinfeld lost a lawsuit today for -- gevalt! -- violating the Jewish Sabbath. A shonda!
A Manhattan judge ruled today that the comedian owes $100,000 to a New York real estate broker, Tamara Cohen, who helped him find a nearly $4 million townhouse on the Upper West Side. Back in February 2005, Seinfeld paid her bupkes (that is, nothing) as a commission on the deal because, he claimed, Cohen didn't show the apartment to him and his wife Jessica -- on the Jewish Sabbath, the day they wanted to see it. Such a tummler he is!
Cohen sued Seinfeld, saying that he knew she observed the Sabbath, which begins Friday at sundown, lasting until Saturday sundown. The judge agreed, ordering Seinfeld to cough up the gelt, about $100K. Shoyn. (Done.)
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Celebrity Feuds
For most of us, part of Thanksgiving fun is beating other dinner guests to the stuffing. For this hapless holiday group, it was more about getting the stuffing beaten out of them.
Michael Richards: He looks a little bit like Lenny Bruce, and not at all like Richard Pryor. KKKramer should never have attempted to walk in the nimble N-word footsteps of a pair of stand-up comedy legends. On Monday's "Late Show with David Letterman," Jerry Seinfeld was there to hawk the Season 7 DVD just in time for post-Thanksgiving shoppers. Instead, he and Richards were thrust via satellite into an episode no one wanted to see. In moving from puffy shirt to puffy eyes, the 57-year-old Richards managed to instantly limit his near-term career options to a David Duke TV movie.
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Filed under: The Z List
Michael Richards publicly apologized for his racist tirade in an appearance on "The Late Show," but acknowledged that such sentiment had the potential to "come[s] through and fire[s] out of me." He tried to find an awkward parallel between his ugly rant and conflict that has arisen between blacks and whites since Hurricane Katrina.
Looking sallow, drawn, and speaking in halting fragments, Richards explained via satellite from Los Angeles to David Letterman and friend Jerry Seinfeld in New York, that he had lost his temper after some members of the audience interrupted his act and that he "took it badly," unleashing the racist invective that TMZ first aired this morning. He apologized to the people who took "the brunt" of his abuse, saying he was "really busted up," but then went on a strange tangent on race relations, saying he was "concerned about hate and rage" and about a "great deal of disturbance between blacks and whites" after Hurricane Katrina.
Richards did not say whether any other factors contributed to his actions, adding only that he would be doing "personal work" in the aftermath of the incident.
Audience members in the Ed Sullivan Theater, who were watching Richards on a screen, began laughing at Richards at first, thinking that the interview was a comedy skit, until Seinfeld admonished them, saying, "Stop laughing. It's not funny."
Filed under: Train Wrecks
With pal Jerry Seinfeld already Letterman's scheduled guest on Monday's "The Late Show," Michael Richards appeared via satellite to apologize for the shocking incident at the Laugh Factory on Friday night. TMZ obtained the horrifying video of Richards in a bigoted tirade against a heckler.
According to a source, Richards was close to tears during the apology.
Our cameras caught Seinfeld leaving the Ed Sullivan Theatre after taping his Letterman appearance. He told us, "It's all on the show tonight."
Seinfeld's reps confirmed to TMZ that "Michael appeared via satellite and apologized."
Filed under: Train Wrecks
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