Turns out the whole "Jonas Brothers" thing is all Hanson's fault -- 'cause when we asked Zack if the new batch of cheesy jingle writing, over-priced hair-cut sporting, band of brothers stole their act ... dude didn't exactly deny it!
One thing they'll never steal -- mmmBop ... which Zack says he's performed more than 1400 times!!!!
Nick Jonas was walking around Washington D.C. yesterday like he was gunning for Obama's job. The only problem: Fans on the street thought he was one of his identically floppy-haired, purity ring-wearing brothers.
And the only reason we know for sure is because Joe Jonas opened his mouth and blurted it out on national TV.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders were on "Larry King Live" last night when Joe spilled the beans that it's game on for Nick and Miley Cyrus -- ironically blowing it moments before talking about the importance of keeping their relationships "private."
That noise you hear is the sound of tweenage girls sharpening their Hello Kitty pocket knives.
The only thing screechier than a Jonas Brothers song: A Jonas Brothers song, as sung by them and nearly a hundred screaming, hysterical, tweenage girls.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders caused chaos yesterday outside Radio 1 in London.
Just when we thought Beyonce's "Single Ladies" was out of our head, and we were finished seeing every moron with a leotard and webcam dance to it ... Joe Jonas had to drum up all those disturbing memories by putting a purity ring on it himself.
Joe Jonas'purity ring is really being tested -- the dandy evangelical Christian boybander stepped out with a leggy brunette that isn't Camilla Belle in Australia on Wednesday.
The 19-year-old hit the town unchaperoned with Lisa Origliasso, 24, of The Veronicas.
Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle and now Lisa -- this guy has "not slept" with a lot of chicks!
Insane Jonas Brothers fans in Miami were willing to let a Y100 radio DJ rip the eyebrows off their faces for Jonas Brothers tickets -- replicating the pain and suffering most people experience when listening to an actual Jonas Brothers album. Go figure.
Hold on to your purity rings, because members of America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, Nick and Joe Jonas, were caught putting bad stuff into their bodies: Fast food!
For their penance, the Jonai will have to listen to their music and go one day without skinny jeans.
There is actually something stiffer and less hairy than America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, the Jonas Brothers: Their wax figures.
Just try and pick out the boys from their Madame Tussauds waxen doubles. We dare you!
The NYPD is bulking up security in Times Square for the massive amounts of tweenage girls expected tonight for the Jonas Brothers' performance -- and from the scene outside their hotel today when they arrived, it's a smart move.
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