Katie Price Wigs Out
Since Katie Price decided to reduce her breast size, she had to make up for it by buying a new weave.
If this girl gets any more plastic on her body, she's going to melt.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
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Katie Price's Change of Breast
She came to the US to get her best assets reduced -- but now Katie's telling paps she thinks bigger might be better.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Hot Bodies
I Kissed An Heiress and I Liked It
A couple of fame whores were out in full effect in the Thirty Mile Zone -- where Danity Kane hoochie Aubrey O'Day staged a little girl-on-girl action with Lydia Hearst, Patty's daughter.
Katie Price, aka Jordan, returned to L.A. to get her two biggest assets reduced, Ed Norton learned the third time's a charm at LAX and our photog flirted with disaster when he put down one of the most dangerous guys around.
Filed under: Star Catcher
D-listed, De-blonded and De-boobed!
British Pam Anderson wannabe, Katie Price aka Jordan, has been stripped -- of her pancake makeup, peroxide blonde weave and gargantuan boobs!
The trashtastic chav reality star was snapped in London on Monday, looking a hundred times better in a classier brunette 'do and downsized breasts. Now she's just a double D-lister!
While not quite a natural beauty, it's still a vast improvement over her usual poshtitute style.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty
Sisterly Love
It's England's favorite low-rent Posh Spice wannabe -- Jordan aka Katie Price.
After flashing her knickers with hubby Peter Andre's name bedazzled across them, the refined aristocrat was snapped making out with her younger sister (!), Sophie, outside a London club on Thursday.
So that's how she do!
Jordan Pole Dances
On the set of their UK series, trashtastic British media whore Katie Price (aka Jordan) grabbed a handful of her guidolicious husband, Peter Andre. Wanker!
This is the only way the low-rent Posh & Becks can get their American fame to rise.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo
Jordan's Perfume -- A Lovely Boobquet
Katie Price, formerly known as just Jordan, showed off her new perfume today by pulling out the big guns ... literally.
The chavy Ms. Price showed up to The Roof Gardens, drowning in an oversized satin wedding dress for the launch of "Stunning" -- and Katie took a few liberties with the definition of the word by sporting some '80s video vixen hair, plenty of diamonds, and gown bursting with enboobsiasm.
Those desperately desirous of smelling like Katie can pick up the fragrance Friday ... at their own risk.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Jordan: Postpartum Partyin'
Katie Price aka Jordan aka the low-rent Posh aka European Pam Anderson, did what every mother does 34 days after giving birth to a baby -- she went clubbin'! Shake what ya mama gave ya!
Barely dressed in a piece of bright yellow fabric, the chavtastic 29-year-old buxom bottle-blond new mom of Princess Tiaamii was snapped leaving London's Sanderson Hotel on her way to Movida nightclub on Thursday. A mother's work is nevah done!
The extension-tressed mother of three is well on her way to transforming into her next incarnation -- British Britney!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Hot Mamas
Jordan: BIG Star
Katie Price aka Jordan, may be getting too big for her britches -- literally.
The trainwreck reality star waddled into a book launch today in London, arriving to Harrods in a giant diamond -- carried by four shirtless hunks. Though Price looked overly happy -- and overwhelmingly busty -- inside her plastic bubble, the guys carrying the gigantically preggo wanna-Beckham definitely weren't sharing her enthusiasm as they visibly strained to lift her bigness.
Inside the launch, the enhanced Jordan told reporters she wouldn't rule out getting a vaginoplasty after giving birth -- to get her area "lifted and tightened a bit." Like a virgin!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Jordan -- I'm Hotter Than Posh!
Katie Price and her sexpot alter-ego Jordan, just landed in the U.S., but she's making enemies with another UK import -- Posh and Becks.
The surgically enhanced model-turned-reality TV star and her perfectly waxed hubby, Peter Andre, are taking aim at Mrs. Beckham, with Andre telling "'EXTRA" that Jordan's "better looking than Victoria" but rightfully adding, "I'm not as good looking as David."
Jordan, not satisfied with her hubby's potshot, added, "It's not hard to be better looking than her, is it really." Somewhere a robot is crying.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds, Becks & Posh
Jordan Feeling It
Busty British subcultural surgically-enhanced pregnant cover girl import, Jordan, is seen here during a shopping spree in West Hollywood, in what appears to be an exercise in quashing her own mammarian disbelief.
Jordan aka Katie Price and her husband, pop singer Peter Andre, are in California to pimp their new realtitty show for E! network, which will trace the lives of the tasteless twosome as they attempt to conquer America with the curious brand of "chav" flash, as exemplified by Jordan's purse.
No paparazzi were injured in the making of this photograph.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
The Low Rent Posh & Becks Have Landed
British media sensations Peter Andre and buxom pregnant wife Katie Price aka Jordan, have brought their English brand of ghetto fabulousness to the states.
While virtually unknown in America, the fame-seeking duo, fixtures in the British tabloids, still caused a paparazzi crush when they arrived at LAX on Thursday. Take our bloody picture, please!
In hopes of becoming the next Nick & Jessica, the chav-tastic couple are here to promote their new E! reality series. You knew that was coming!
Stay tuned for the latest on the Peter & Jordan tour, with inevitable stops at a Koi, Kitson or Hyde near you!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Fly Me
Um, Why Are They Famous??
You see their pictures in the magazines -- and maybe even on TMZ. You read about their exploits in the tabs and maybe you've even seen them give an interview on "EXTRA." You know they are famous, but why? What have they done to put themselves in the spotlight?
Here's a list of five celebs that even we couldn't remember why they were famous.
Jordan
This buxom British bombshell is huge overseas (pun intended) and is the subject of constant ridicule from blogs like PerezHilton and Dlisted. But besides the obvious (two) reasons, why is she famous?
Jordan, born Katie Price, first appeared on Page 3 of The Sun newspaper in the UK -- topless. She appeared in a few special editions of Playboy in the late 90s. She's had her share of relationships with other famous Brits and even had a bit of a rivalry with Victoria Beckham. Jordan also appeared on the popular British reality show, "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"
She has also written two (surprisingly) popular autobiographies and a novel under her real name.
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Features
