Bulbous Frog Bites It, Gets Lit

Posted Apr 10th 2009 11:50AM by TMZ Staff

Swallowing a bulb from some tree lights has left a hungry Florida frog hot and bothered ... and glowing. *ribbit



We're told the little guy is doing fine, but, for the love of Kermit -- take down your Christmas lights, people!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Critters, Nurse!

Tags: christmas, christmas light displays, christmas lights, ChristmasLightDisplays, ChristmasLights, florida, frog, glowing, kermit, kermit the frog, KermitTheFrog, light

Kermit's Holiday Remedy for Brit

Posted Dec 2nd 2006 12:00PM by TMZ Staff

Kermit the Frog might have the answer for whatever's ailing Britney Spears: A little holiday time in the swamp with friends.

The ageless green wonder, looking and sounding as fabulous as ever at an event for the Ford Hybrid SUV, revealed that he's going to be heading "down to the swamp," for the holidays. "I've invited a few of the gang down ... Gonzo, Rizzo, Fozzie Bear." But he just couldn't get his on-again-off-again porcine-diva galpal, Miss Piggy, to join them. "She doesn't seem to like the swamp, something about her high heels getting stuck in the muck," confided Kermit.

Like Brit, Kermit says he's emerging with a vengeance from some time out of the spotlight -- with an autobiography, a Christmas album, and a new Muppet series in the works. It may not be easy being green, but it sure looks like he'll be makin' plenty of it. Unlike Britney, he's keeping his privates under wraps, despite his being pretty much au naturel all the time).

If only Kermit could get Britney to return to her peeps in her native swampland during the holidays -- her family in Louisiana, that is -- we may not have to be subjected to these now-daily and nightly privates viewings.

Filed under: Holidaze

Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, Kermit, The Muppets, TheMuppets

Are You Ready For Muppet Porn?

Posted Aug 14th 2006 3:10PM by TMZ Staff

First there were Tommy Lee and Pam and Paris and Rick. Now, the public could soon witness an even more shocking celebrity sex romp -- Kermit and Miss Piggy. Seriously. It turns out the creators of "The Muppets" and "Sesame Street" are staging a rude and lewd puppet show- strictly for adults- called "Jim Henson's Puppet Improv."

Click here... it's not over yet

Filed under: Wacky & Weird

Tags: kermit, muppet