Bruce Willis and Kirstie Alley -- one is an incredibly generous tipper and the other is the biggest cheapskate around ... at least according to one chatty skycap-to-the-stars.
After Brody Jenner shockingly handed out a twenty-spot for his service, the celebrity bag carrier ran his mouth about some of his most famous clients -- from Bruce to Rihanna to a whole mess of NFL bigshots -- and you're never going to believe who's tight with their wad....
How many calories can you burn by flipping the bird? Positively radiant Scientolobeauty Kirstie Alley, 57, got her daily cardio fix while out lunching in Hollywood on Sunday.
While having a nice Scientolosnack in Studio City yesterday, Kirstie Alley proved that she can munch on whatever she wants and still look precious. She'll have jaws of steel in no time.
"Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley clearly hasn't seen Jenny lately, but there could be a Machiavellian reason. After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.
But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.
With Suppressive Persons surrounding her as she made her way to a restaurant in L.A. on Thursday, professional bird-flipper Kirstie Alley reacted the only way she knows how -- by eating a cheeseburger giving a photographer the finger ... with a smile. WWLRHD?!
It was an exciting evening in Hollywood, as huge star Frankie Muniz left super-exclusive Hyde with his cell phone glued to his ear. Agent Cody Banks is on the case!
Flitting around L.A.: "Dancing with the Stars" semi-celebs Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Cheryl Burke. A sans fat-suit John Travolta exited the stage door at the Hollywood Awards, holding two new mantel pieces, along with fitness freak Kirstie Alley and Janet "not as crazy as the rest of the family" Jackson.
All this and more in today's "Malcom Ex" edition of Star Catcher!
It was a week unlike any other here at the Thirty Mile Zone, as our favorite celebs helped ensure that there was plenty of material for the premiere of TMZ TV! Here's a taste of the most memorable pix of the week! Kooky Courtney Love did her salute to Chuckie, while Madonna adopted a pink Penetrator, soccer hottie Ronaldo put his hot, wet body on display.
Kirstie Alley showed off her Jenny Craig figure, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden started dressing like twins, and Jenna Jameson found her body double -- in the form of Amanda Lepore.
And of course, Britney in her bust-a-gut, career bustin' bikini. Click in and zone out!
Jenny Craig must be ecstatic about the dramatic weight loss of her poster girl, Kirstie Alley. She got paid to lose weight! Paid!! The former "Fat Actress" was seen in this little big black dress -- sashaying down the sidewalk near Macy's yesterday. "Cheers" to her spectacular new figure!
Kirstie Alley was caught shoveling down frozen yogurt last week at the Hyde of Los Angeles dessert shops -- Pinkberry. A "Fat Actress" can't live by Jenny Craig alone!
With Anna Nicole in formerly heavy spokesmodel heaven, and Kirstie Alley's weight loss seemingly at a halt, there's an open position for a celeb weight loss spokesperson. Who's in line for the job? Two boy banders and a Spelling! "Dancing with the Stars" pudgy twirler and former *NSYNCer Joey Fatone (make your own joke on his last name), Nick Carter (seen him lately?) and Tori Spelling (baby weight) have all hopped on the NutriSystem diet. Tori and Joey have been working closely with NutriSystem's VIP/Celeb counselor Stacie Mullen, and according to the stars, the system has done wonders for them. Former Backstreet Boy Carter has also been raving to friends that the diet is the best thing he's done for himself in ages. Well after watching his family and their reality show, that's clear.
Are these three competing to be the next spokestubby? TMZ chewed the fat with a NutriSystem rep who told us, "Yes, all three are on the diet, but not spokespeople -- Nick's lost 30 pounds, and Joey's lost 25. They're just enthusiastic clients who have no problem telling the world they're finding great success on the program!"
Former "Fat Actress" Kirstie Alley put ranch construction to the test while shooting her new series, "Minister of the Divine." Both Kirstie and the fence survived this leap of faith. This hurdle into a cow pen was part of the filming, in which the Jenny Craig spokesmodel is apparently performing her own stunts. Miss Alley's new show, which centers on the life of a woman who returns to her small hometown to serve as a church minister (and where, it is assumed, hilarity ensues), is a redo on the Brit series, "The Vicar of Dibley."
"Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley doesn't waste any time working a meal off her waistline, wherever it is. Just after lunching at Geoffrey's in Malibu, the 56-year-old Jenny Craig spokesperson rolled up her hydraulically-powered spandex exercise pants, revealing her fetching kankles, and hit Zuma Beach with her two hyper-groomed pooches.
It's amazing what losing 75 pounds will do for you!
Scientology church ladies Kelly Preston, Kirstie Alley and Priscilla Presley used their combined intergalatic superpowers for, er, good on Saturday.
The holy trinity of thetans hammed it up for Scientology's 'Citizens Commission on Human Rights' awards banquet, which highlighted "psycho-pharmaceutical whistleblowers" this year.
It's safe to say Anna Nicole's doc, Sandeep Kapoor, was not a guest speaker.
When it comes to letting the paparazzi know exactly how they feel, celebs aren't shy -- and the middle finger salute seems to be their gesture of choice. TMZ brings you the stars with the finest finger flippin' form!
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Donnie Wahlberg From The sounds of things... This weeks Back Rub is gonna be VERY NECCESSARY! We are gonna have to RELAX! UNWIND! And feel GOOD tomorrow!