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Posted Jul 27th 2009 9:18AM by TMZ Staff
Lance Armstrong may have come in third at this year's Tour de France, but the real grand prize is his adorable newborn son with girlfriend Anna Hansen.

Lance's baby mama showed off little Maxwell Edward in Paris this weekend -- who even wore his daddy's signature colors on his tiny little shoes.
NapStrong.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Hot Mamas
Tags: Anna Hansen, AnnaHansen, baby, Lance Armstrong, LanceArmstrong, Tour de France, TourDeFrance
Posted Apr 8th 2009 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
It's fitting that one of the guys arrested in the Lance Armstrong stolen bike case is named Dung -- because these two are dumber than s**t.

Cops say Dung Le -- the alleged "good Samaritan" who returned Lance's ultra-expensive time trial bike to police after it was stolen off a rental truck in February -- wasn't acting out of the goodness of his heart.
According to police, Dung bought the $10,000 bike for a discounted price from a guy named Lee Crider -- knowing it was Armstrong's stolen ride. Cops say Dung didn't buy the bike with the intention of returning it to Lance. A few days later, cops say Dung thought better of it and returned the bike.
Both men were arrested Tuesday -- Lee was charged with felony burglary and grand theft. Dung was charged with possession of stolen property.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports
Tags: arrested, bicycle, bike, burglary, crooks, dumb crooks, DumbCrooks, good samaratin, GoodSamaratin, lance armstrong, LanceArmstrong, police, robbery, sacramento, stolen property, StolenProperty
Posted Mar 23rd 2009 2:22PM by TMZ Staff
That look on Lance Armstrong's face isn't from the pain of his fractured collarbone -- he's pissed that he couldn't finish the race.

Lance suffered the injury when he crashed his bike during a race in Spain earlier today, jeopardizing his chances to compete in the upcoming Tour de France.

He's come back from worse.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Talk Sports, Nurse!
Tags: accident, collarbone, crash, Lance Armstrong, LanceArmstrong, Tour de France, TourDeFrance
Posted Feb 22nd 2009 11:57AM by TMZ Staff
Lance Armstrong is back on the bike that was heisted last Sunday and thankfully for him, the thieves didn't follow the Criminal Handbook by stripping it for parts.

Lance is peddling away in the Agmen Race in California.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Talk Sports
Tags: agmen, Agmen race, AgmenRace, bike, cyclist, Lance Armstrong, LanceArmstrong, thiefs
Posted Feb 19th 2009 9:11AM by TMZ Staff
Lance Armstrong rallied the online community to help him find his stolen bike -- and find it they did.

Lance's stolen Trek bicycle was returned to the Sacramento police by an anonymous citizen yesterday morning. The cops are saying, "The facts surrounding how the person came into possession of the bicycle are not being released at this time due to an ongoing investigation."
Lance advertised the missing bike on Twitter and a group of concerned fans started a Facebook group called "1 Million Citizens Looking for Lance Armstrong's Stolen Bike" -- though it only had 1,282 members. A for effort.
Filed under: Talk Sports
Tags: bicycle, bike, lance armstrong, LanceArmstrong, lost, stolen, tour de france, TourDeFrance, trek
Posted Feb 16th 2009 2:45PM by TMZ Staff
The idiots who stole Lance Armstrong's bicycle better learn how to runstrong and hidestrong, 'cause it looks like cops are hot on their two-wheeled trails.
The Sacramento PD told us the thieves that jacked Lance's one-of-a-kind bike after a race this weekend -- along with 3 other bikes belonging to his racing teammates -- were caught yellow handed on multiple surveillance cameras.
We're told a combination of video evidence and witness information has given the fuzz enough ammo to put together a list of suspects.
After his bike was stolen, Lance posted a photo of it online and offered a reward for its return.
Filed under: Talk Sports
Tags: lance armstongs bicycle suspects, lance armstrong, lance armstrong suspects caught on tape, lance armstrongs bicycle stolen, lance armstrongs bike, LanceArmstongsBicycleSuspects, LanceArmstrong, LanceArmstrongsBicycleStolen, LanceArmstrongsBike, LanceArmstrongSuspectsCaughtOnTape
Posted Sep 27th 2008 4:30AM by TMZ Staff
Testicularly challenged biking god Lance Armstrong could be facing a tough road back to competition.
Strict anti-doping rules dictate that riders coming out of retirement must wait a mandatory six-month dope-free period, which could thwart Lance's plans to compete in Australia in January.
Have no fear, he still has plenty of time to get ready for an unprecedented eighth ass-kicking win of the Tour de France next June.
Filed under: Talk Sports
Tags: lance armstrong, LanceArmstrong
Posted Jul 2nd 2008 1:45PM by TMZ Staff
Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson's whirlwind romance has taken one giant step forward.

Ivy at the Shore in Santa Monica became the official spot for the Goldie seal of approval.
Filed under: Hook-Ups
Tags: Goldie Hawn, GoldieHawn, Kate Hudson, KateHudson, Lance Armstrong, LanceArmstrong
Posted Jul 1st 2008 2:44PM by TMZ Staff
Sporting the face of a mountain-biker-man, Lance Armstrong had a close shave with photogs yesterday, who popped some serious wedding questions while his girlfriend Kate Hudson shopped just a few feet away!
Somewhere Matt McConaughey is crying.
Filed under: Hook-Ups
Tags: Kate Hudson, KateHudson, Lance Armstrong, LanceArmstrong
Posted Jun 23rd 2008 2:05PM by TMZ Staff
Lance Armstrong has finally met his match -- by sucking face with his current blonde, Kate Hudson, while playing tennis in L.A. this weekend. Love all.

Who cares about tennis elbow, when ya got tennis tongue?!
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo
Tags: Kate Hudson, KateHudson, Lance Armstrong, LanceArmstrong
Posted Jun 19th 2008 1:15PM by TMZ Staff
Here's a lesson in Sexual Innuendo 101 -- When we say, "Are you back on the bike?", what we really mean is "Are you gettin' any from Kate Hudson?"
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Tags: lance armstrong, LanceArmstrong
Posted Jun 18th 2008 1:02PM by TMZ Staff
Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson went out for dinner last night -- and looks like they ordered a mouthful of each other for dessert.
Filed under: Hook-Ups
Tags: kate hudson, KateHudson, lance armstrong, LanceArmstrong
Posted Jun 16th 2008 1:45PM by TMZ Staff
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong spent Father's Day with each other's long-haired children in NYC.

Lance's non-long-haired son also joined in the unmarried family fun.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids
Tags: Kate Hudson, KateHudson, Lance Armstrong, LanceArmstrong
Posted Jun 4th 2008 8:52AM by TMZ Staff
Kate Hudson's last movie has raked in over $100 million bucks worldwide -- but judging by her snub of one candy-selling school boy outside Bar Pitti last night, she ain't looking to share the wealth.
If he were selling one of those LIVESTRONG bracelets, she probably would have ponied over a few bucks.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Tags: Bar Pitti, BarPitti, Kate Hudson, KateHudson, Lance Armstrong, LanceArmstrong