Posted May 12th 2009 11:50AM by TMZ Staff
This was "biblically correct" Miss California Carrie Prejean's unbelievable excuse for those topless pics we posted this morning -- It was a windy day. Seriously.

Did the wind unbutton her top? And how come her hair isn't blowing?
Filed under: Pageantry, Carrie Prejean
Tags: Carrie Prejean, Donald Trump, lie, Miss California, Miss USA, topless, video
Posted Feb 9th 2009 2:32PM by TMZ Staff
Alex "The Fraud" Rodriguez just 'fessed up to taking performance-enhancing drugs while playing for the Texas Rangers during a three-year period beginning in 2001.

Cheater Rodriguez told ESPN's Peter Gammons, "When I arrived in Texas in 2001, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I needed to perform, and perform at a high level every day."
Liar Rodriguez continued, "Back then, [baseball] was a different culture. It was very loose. I was young, I was stupid, I was naïve. I wanted to prove to everyone I was worth being one of the greatest players of all time."
Ruiner of Sports Rodriguez also said, "I did take a banned substance. For that, I'm very sorry and deeply regretful."
Blah, blah, blah cheater.
Filed under: Talk Sports, A-Rod
Tags: 2003, a-rod, alex rodriguez, AlexRodriguez, arod, cheat, espn, lie, New York Yankees, NewYorkYankees, performance-enhancing drugs, Performance-enhancingDrugs, Peter Gammons, PeterGammons, Rangers, steroids, Texas Rangers, TexasRangers, Yankees