Traci vs. Mary: Who'd You Rather?
Porn divas Traci Lords, 41, and Mary Carey, 29, kept their clothes on at the same premiere in L.A. the other day. 
Question is ...
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Porn Star Regrets Rubbing Dr. Drew Wrong Way
Mary Carey swears her parody porn "Celebrity Rehab" wasn't meant to hurt Dr. Drew's feelings -- but she feels really, really bad if it did.
After Drew Twittered that "Mary's choice to mock ... makes me sad," Mary told TMZ she "loves Dr. Drew and wasn't trying to make fun of him or mock him."
But even after TMZ ran a clip where Mary said she liked "Dr. Screw more than Dr. Drew," the real addiction specialist reached out to Mary, sending her the following message on her Twitter page:
"Not mad just sad that you are getting sucked back in, please give [your AA sponsor] a call. I know it must be difficult."
No word if Mary plans to take his advice and get help now ... or wait for the next rehab show to come along.
Filed under: Exclusives
Mary Carey Needs Celebrity Re-Rehab
VH1's asking its viewers for suggestions on who should appear on the next season of "Celebrity Rehab" -- and we nominate Mary Carey, even though she's already been on it!
The ex-porn star/full time train wreck proved she's still the perfect candidate last night in Hollywood. If at first you don't succeed, exploit yourself again!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Drunks
"Sober House" Star -- "I'm Not Sober!"
As Dr. Drew was gearing up to hit "Today" and "The View" this morning to pimp out his new book, one of his celebrity patients was recklessly falling off the wagon.
"Sober House"-mate Mary Carey was so tanked, she was hardly able to stand outside the Key Club -- struggling to keep her eyes open, shouting maniacally, and of course, making out with her lady friend.
Unfortunately, it's more tragic than entertaining .. especially the part where Mary shouted "I'm not sober anymore, but I love Dr. Drew!"
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Drunks
Naked Guy Magically Appears, Frightens Porn Star
It was like a scene out of "Terminator" last night -- a random naked guy magically appeared in the middle of an L.A. parking lot. Only instead of saving Linda Hamilton, "The T3incher" (as we've aptly named him) was out to save our cameraman from filming more useless video of Mary Carey.
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NKOTB Still Got It (The Right Stuff)
With a tour on the horizon, the New Kids on the Block were all hard at work on their new video shoot this weekend.
Also in L.A.: Wynona Ryder hid her face, Shirley MacLaine got lost, 65-year-old Joe Pesci partied at Villa, Mary Carey talked about breaking sobriety and Steven Tyler heard the most tired joke ever.
In NY: Will Smith continued campaigning for Nicest Man Alive, fans tested Selma Blair's patience and Ryan Gosling walked his dog ... no, not Kirsten Dunst.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Crazy Carey Calls "Idol" Jailbird "Crazy Bitch"
Reality wreck, porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey took her newly-resized boobs out for a spin last night and was rambling about jailed "Idol" contender Jessica Sierra -- to anyone who'd listen. Thankfully, we did.
Slurring her speech, Miss Crazazy sent kisses to her former "Celebrity Rehab" bunkmate. We're guessing Dr. Drew's intervention didn't work for her either.
This type of eloquent commentary is usually reserved for "Jerry Springer," but we're happy to bring it to you at no extra charge.
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All Aboard! Train Wrecks Gather for Anna Pic
Bobby Trendy has finally found some equally disastrous friends -- in the terrible twosome of Chyna Doll and Mary Carey. Train wreck trifecta!
TMZ was at the star-studded premiere of "Anna," the first biopic of the late Anna Nicole Smith, and in typical Trendy fashion, Bobby once again made himself the center of attention. The Queen of Taffeta went on yet another random rant, this time proclaiming he should take custody of Dannielynn. Nurse!
Chyna Doll lamented the passing of her friend and "Illegal Aliens" co-star ... while Mary Carey, who didn't even know Anna, was just happy to be noticed. The film's star, Willa Ford, didn't even show.
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Hollywood Kicks it "Old Skool"
It was a flashback to the '80s last night -- with killer clothes, breakdancing... and "Webster."
TMZ was at the party for Jamie Kennedy's new flick, "Kickin' It Old Skool," where the wannabe dancer gave TMZ some love for posting his DC dancing misadventures. Kennedy showed up in some retro rap digs while D-listress Kathy Griffin's look was a little more Debbie Gibsonish.
Busty Mary Carey, who announced she's going to rehab -- in a month, and "The Riches" cutie Shannon Marie Woodward, and mini Emmanuel Lewis hit up the party as well.
Also out yesterday: A Koi-hungry Bruce Willis, Paris Hilton, a well-blocked Lindsay Lohan, new nightclub skater Tara Lipinski and model mom Heidi Klum.
All this and more in today's back-in-the-day Star Catcher.
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Hottest Videos -- Week of 03/11
Carmen Electra and soap star Alison Sweeney were caught by "EXTRA," splatting onto the catwalk at the Clothes Off Our Back charity event. Even hot girls look funny falling down.
Mary Carey isn't content flashing her own naughty bits the cameras, she has to flash her friend's no-no parts as well -- four separate times! After the impromptu peep show at a crowded Beverly Hills eatery, Carey shouted, "We're so never allowed back to Mr. Chow's."
Click here... it's not over yet
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Mary Carey Serves Taco at Mr. Chow
Mary Carey dished out the "Britney Spears Special" at one of the most popular restaurants in Beverly Hills last night -- repeatedly lifting up her pantyless friend's skirt in front of the swanky Mr. Chow!
After eating -- and probably lots of drinking -- inside the posh eatery, Carey started getting down and dirty with her BFF, "Showgirls" star Rena Riffel, as shocked patrons gaped in disbelief. After Carey kissed her pal on the neck and quickly whispered something in her ear, she then lifted Riffel's skirt and exposed Rena's landing strip ... four separate times!
Before leaving, Carey shouted, "We're so never allowed back to Mr. Chow's." Sounds about right.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Lindsay: I'm Not Afraid of Attention!
Lindsay Lohan is no Jennifer Aniston -- and photogs couldn't be happier.
While Aniston worked overtime against the paparazzi last night, Lindsay Lohan was all smiles as TMZ's cameraman spotted her making an exit from Winston's. She even avoided hiding behind a jacket being held up to block her face, going right around her aloof friend before driving away. Thanks, hon!
Also out last night were Nick Lachey, who partied sans Vanessa Minnillo at Privilege, "X-Men" ruiner Brett Ratner, "Rock Star: Supernova" winner Lukas Rossi and trainwreck Mary Carey -- who told TMZ why she's scared of Britney Spears.
All this and more in today's mutant edition of Star Catcher.
Filed under: Star Catcher, Lindsay Lohan
Mary Carey Tries on Birthday Suit
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS EXPLICIT.
Britney may have broadcast her bits all over Hollywood a few times, but Mary Carey takes the cake!
TMZ filmed porn star Mary Carey while she shopped at Beverly Hills Pimps & Ho's (make your own joke here), and while picking out a dress, she stripped bare to try it on -- right in the middle of the store! Let's just say our cameraman had a great day at work ... take a look at the tape and you will too!
The former candidate for Governor of California and "Funbag Fantasies 5" star is clearly preparing a new platform for her next run for office.
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Porn Star Claims Mariah's Nuts
TMZ caught up with porn star Mary Carey last night outside of Koi restaurant, where Mary was knocking back a few to get over the papers filed against her by near-namesake Mariah Carey.
Apparently, Mimi doesn't like getting confused with Mary and has opposed Mary's request to trademark the name. Mary says Mariah is "Crazy! She's Crazy! Mary's my name!"
While TMZ cameras rolled, Mary fielded a phone call informing her that one of her spurned "stalkers" has issued a press release in support of Mariah. Her bubbly attitude seemed to burst.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds, Mariah Carey
Porn Star Pulls a Britney and a Nicole
Pantylessness and questionable driving skills are now a political porn star's pride.
Porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey was outside Mr. Chow last night, treating porn fans and politicos alike to a Britney-like flashing, which, proclaimed Carey, "I started that like four years ago." Let's give crotch credit where crotch credit is due.
Then, in an apparent move to capture votes from the Nicole Richie bloc, the X-rated stateswoman jumped into her car and sped off in the the wrong direction down a one-way street.
Perhaps Mariah Carey of "The Emancipation of Mimi" does have grounds in her name-change beef with the "Boobsville Sorority Girls" star.
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