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Looking like the bastard child of an Oompa Loompa and Doc Brown after a 1.21 Gigawatt explosion, a red-faced Nick Nolte emerged from a Beverly Hills sandwich shop yesterday afternoon.
Roads? Where Nick's going, they don't need roads ... and for him, that's a good thing.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, We're Just Sayin'
Decked out in his finest pajama pants from the Michael Jackson Court Collection, Nick Nolte left Jacko's home away from home -- a Beverly Hills medical building -- on Tuesday.
No mugshots or sleepy airport pics were taken.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion, Nurse!
Sporting his usual camera-ready hairdo, 67-year-old Nick Nolte showed off his adorable 16-month-old grand daughter Sophie in Malibu this weekend.
Thankfully, this photo was taken without the need for a field sobriety test.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Kids
This homeless guy looks and sounds a hell of a lot like Nick Nolte, but there could be a damn good reason -- he claims Nick is his real-life long-lost FATHER!!
We don't know if his story actually holds up, but the resemblance is uncanny.
Nick's rep says he's never heard of the guy and he's of no relation.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
After a fire ravaged Nick Nolte's Malibu home yesterday to the tune of $3 million -- the sometimes actor drowned his sorrows the best way he knew how ... at Starbucks.
Filed under: Nurse!
The electrical fire at Nick Nolte's house on Tuesday has left his stuff looking almost as bad as his mugshot.
This is just some of the $3 million worth of damage to Nolte's Malibu home.
We've been doing some digging, and turns out, the Malibu brawl last weekend was the tip of the iceberg.
Back in the day of "Celebrity Justice" (Memba Them?), we found a Malibu-based gang known as Malibu Locals Only (MLO). The gang had allegedly been assaulting college students and tourists that hung out on parts of the beach MLO considered its turf. One altercation led to a lawsuit against a famous celeb's son.
And there's more...
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Filed under: Fights
He's just dressed down and out. Mugshot hall-of-famer and People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1992 (really, look it up!) struts his gangster lean around Malibu yesterday.
The Nebraska native began his career as a model and at 67, the vintage thesp could still land a magazine cover -- of AARP.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Drunks
No, Nick Nolte is not in trouble with the law again. He actually just had a baby! *scratch head*
Nolte and longtime partner, Clytie Lane welcomed the unnamed baby girl on October 3 in Los Angeles. Talk about under the radar! We didn't even know he had a girlfriend she was pregnant!
The newborn weighed in at 7 pounds, 13 ounces, the actor's rep told the AP.
Nolte, 66 (yes, you read that right), has a son, Brawley, from a previous marriage. This is Lane's first child.
Filed under: Baby Watch
Fresh from his curious airport "nap" in Hawaii, a raggedy Nick Nolte was snapped outside a restaurant in Malibu this weekend, looking like a messed up lab tech on the USS Casablanca. 
Reports have attributed his derelict behavior to "role research." Is he doing Lohan's biopic?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion
Dripping in sweat and barely able to keep his bloodshot eyes open, a handlebar-mustached Nick Nolte stunned travelers at the Kauai Airport this week -- by passing out cold on the terminal floor!
TMZ obtained these photos taken by one of Nolte's fellow passengers, who told us that the incoherent actor drifted in and out of consciousness on the airport floor for more than two hours Monday night, after their flight was delayed because of engine problems.
According to the source, Nolte was still extremely friendly despite his groggy state -- chatting 
with fans and allowing passengers to snap photos, however, he wasn't entirely functional. "At one point we helped him put a dollar in the vending machine."
Calls to Nolte's rep were not immediately returned.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Nicolas Cage was wearing his Nick Nolte mugshot look while shopping for a car in Beverly Hills yesterday.
The "actor" has never been known for having a trendy do, but this electrified mess has definitely solidified his nomination to the Hairdon't Hall of Shame.
Hopefully, his next hair appearance will end up on the cutting room floor.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police
While dining together on Wednesday, Nick Nolte and Colin Farrell revealed the different ways they maintain their "sobriety."
A source tells TMZ that Farrell refrained from downing an alcoholic beverage at L.A.'s trendy Brentwood Restaurant, but Nolte, who had the best DUI mugshot in Hollywood history, ordered doubles all night! Here's to ya, mate!
It appears Colin has remained clean and sober since a 2005 stint in rehab. No word on who Nolte's designated driver was. Nolte wore a hat, just in case.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
In Hollywood, there's nothing unlucky about Friday the 13th, a film franchise that has grossed more than $200 million. No, far scarier to celebrities than a hockey mask and machete is the combo of poor judgment and lightning fast Internet coverage.
Madonna: Look, there's nothing wrong with jumping on the Jolie bandwagon. But after adopting a fake British accent and a fake religion, it's a three-cricket-strikes-and-you're-out scenario when you then try to adopt a fake orphan. Turns out the tot picked out by the 48-year-old singer during her visit to the impoverished African nation of Malawi is not an AIDS orphan at all, but rather a boy currently beyond the financial grasp of his father and grandmother. Short of singing the national anthem for her hometown Detroit Tigers while strapped to a crucifix, this is – as the burgeoning op-ed columns attest – one of the more tasteless ways to set the stage for her second children's book, which comes out October 24th.
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