Bono -- Still Hasn't Found What He's Looking For
While topless on the beach in St. Barts, Bono was caught searching everywhere for ... 
... his misplaced colored sunglasses. 
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Stars in Heat
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Troy Fall-amalu
This is Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu getting knocked around by the Pacific Ocean in Hawaii yesterday. 
Minutes later, Troy caught the ocean going over the middle and smacked it right in the mouth. The ocean fumbled, Troy recovered and ran it into the endzone. The ocean never messed with Troy again.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Talk Sports, Stars in Heat
McConaughey -- Surfing Under the Influence?
After seeing boring daddy-to-be Matthew McConaughey do nothing but make the rounds with his pregnant GF -- he finally shed his baggy clothes, grabbed a beer and hit the beach.
Filed under: Hot Bodies
LaBeouf in LaBuff
"Transformers" star and Hollywood hottie Shia LaBeouf gave Malibu beachgoers a little treat over the weekend -- a tasty helping of skin! This time he's smokin' ... hot!
The 21-year-old actor, who's rumored to be dating R&B sensation Rihanna, was sporting some major flesh -- definitely a side of him that should be shown more often. Surely he had no problem finding someone to help him apply a little sunblock.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Shia LaBeouf
Bruce Takes a Dip with Hot New Chick
Aging action star Bruce Willis is looking to "Die Hard" with yet another Ashton-aged babe, Karen McDougal, as seen here while "yachting" in Porto Cervo, Sardinia. 
Bru and Kar managed not to get their hair wet (easy for him) as they flirted and floated on a sunny day in the Tyrrhenian Sea. The famous action-packed father of three looked relaxed, while a world away, racy pix of daughter Rumer found their way onto the net. Daddy must be proud -- or is it the other way around?!
The father-daughter duo (Bruce and Rumer) are set to star next year with "OC"-ousted actress Mischa Barton in "Assassination of a High School President." Meanwhile, it looks like dad's doing some role research.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo
Brody and Frankie: Man Oars
Terror on the shore! It's a one-foot wave! 
Pals Brody Jenner (black trunks) and Frank Delgado (starry trunks) were practically scared out of their kayak yesterday -- by a tiny wave at an L.A. beach.
While friend Hilary Duff nearly ate it while playing volleyball, and Matt McConaughey prayed for waves, these clowns desperately fought an ankle-buster of biblical proportions.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird
Paris Gets Worked!
Chalk up another celebrity surf casualty; Paris tries and then she flies. Beat! The vacationing California girl took a face full of sand while trying to get into the Hawaiian vibe with some surfing -- if you can call what she does "surfing."
Belly-boarding in the shorebreak, Paris catches a double-up and gets slammed, knocking off her designer sunglasses and sending the heiress into the spin cycle. But she manages to regain the Aloha spirit with a smile -- and recoups her sunglasses.
In the ocean you will find peace in your soul; but it can be hard with a herd of paparazzi on the beach.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
Trunks or Speedos?
Summer's almost here, and Aussie Bum's new line of swimwear makes choosing between a skimpy skivvy and a comfy pair of board shorts a really difficult decision. 
Aussie Bum's new classic nylon cozzie features the original WONDERJOCK pouch technology. Now those of you who don't feel too spunky about flaunting your junk can enhance your assets with this pouch-puffing marvel! Wonderbra, move over!
See the swimsuits the stars have chosen -- take a dip in TMZ's Beach Bods gallery!
Filed under: Hot Bodies
Spec-ulation on MTV Movie Awards
With the MTV Movie Awards slowly creeping up, one question remains: What goodies can the stars plan on walking away with just for showing up?
Some of the female swag hags can hide their star eyes behind Soda Sunglasses. The trendy eyewear will be given away at a pre-MTV Movie Awards event thrown by the Silver Spoon in Beverly Hills, with swag pigs going hog wild.
Some of the Beach Goddeses in this hot gallery might want to consider hitting up the suites to grab some new specs. As to covering up the rest of their body; nothing more than strong sunblock is suggested.
Filed under: Awards/Awards Shows
Cameron All Wet Before Oscars
Looks like Cameron's supertanned Oscar skin wasn't from an L.A. tanning salon, but from the Hawaiian sun itself.
The hotbod actress spent a few days in her bathing suit, prancing around paradise pre-awards night with pal Drew Barrymore to celebrate Drew's 32nd Birthday.
She should have worn this bikini to the Oscars instead of what she did wear -- that unraveling roll of origami toilet paper from the Shanghai Hilton.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies
Britney Rocks Boat with New Beau
Britney Spears took her wheels-coming-off act, and some new K-Fed-esque man-candy to the high seas off Los Angeles over the weekend.
The careening mother of two spent some quality time with a young, well-built sailor (identified by Perez Hilton as Los Angeleno Isaac Cohen), and engaged in that time-honored, one-two, health-giving punch of suntan oil-slathering and cigarette smoking. Brit also managed, once again, to leave the house sans trousers, and without painting three of her fingernails.
For more sordid nautical details -- check out the pictorial captain's log.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears
Orlando Writes His Name on the Rocks
Everyone's second favorite pirate headed back into the water -- but this time he's not in the Caribbean, and Johnny Depp is nowhere to be found.
Orlando Bloom grabbed his board and embarked on a surf adventure with friends in Hawaii over the weekend. The voyage started off with the hunk and his buds sliding down a very steep cliff to reach their prime surf location. The actor appeared to have left his inhibitions on the mainland after being caught relieving himself on the rocks, doing the farmer-style nose blow, and stripping for the cameras.
Even though Bloom's a slob on land, he proved to be a master of the sea, riding the waves like a pro.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird
