Get ready for a world where you can go out and get yourself your very own pair of OctoMom Jeans.
Nadya Suleman, better known to the world as OctoMom, has filed an application to trademark the name OctoMom -- for the purpose of creating products such as "dresses, pants, shirts, and textile diapers."
She's also looking to use the name for the purposes of creating a TV show, according to papers obtained by TheSmokingGun.com.
If only she'd patent a device that would make her disappear.
Forget the 42 kids running around the house -- OctoMom's Nanny is freaked out by Gloria Allred ... ALLEGEDLY!
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ a woman who identified herself as Nadya Suleman's nanny called 911 last night and said she needed an unwanted guest to leave. Cops tell us when they arrived, Gloria agreed to leave the house and wait outside for Nadya Suleman.
Gloria tells a very different story ... that officers came and went and she remained in the house. Allred says, when Nadya arrived, "I asked her whether or not she had wanted me out of the house. She said absolutely not and that she wanted me there."
La Habra will never be the same. OctoMom Nadya Suleman brought two of her brand new kids home last night, and it was as if someone was giving away free Michael Jackson tickets inside the house.
As if OctoMom didn't already have enough on her plate, now one of her kids is setting play dates with the paparazzi.
OctoMom's parenting regimen is in such an altered reality, even she had to laugh yesterday when she yelled at a member of her swelling brood, "Do not play with the paparazzi!"
But it was too late ... the kid had already picked up a snapper's camera and shot pics of grandma, the dog, and anything else he could get into the frame.
Wasn't bad either. And now at least someone in the family has transferable job skills...
A bunch of legendary fertility statues from Africa are coming to the Ripley's Believe It or Not! Odditorium in Hollywood ... and guess who's being warned to stay the hell away -- Octolady!
Experts say the statues features in the exhibit have helped over 2000 women get pregnant just by touching them -- and museum reps are urging Angelina wannabe Nadya Suleman to stay far away for fear that she could somehow add more federally subsidized pups to her litter.
They needn't worry because these days, the only thing Octopussy will even come close to touching are paid interview requests and TV/book offers.
Before she had the octuplets, Nadya Suleman was investigated by the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS) ... and that's just the beginning -- cops have been called to her homestead a slew of times.
We've learned on July 7, 2008, DCFS received a complaint from a neighbor who felt Nadya's six kids "were not clean or being fed properly." An investigation was opened, and DCFS took a Suspected Child Abuse Report. Investigators went to Nadya's home, interviewed some of the kids and filed a report. Officials concluded the allegation was "unfounded."
Fair enough -- but then there's this. Our search shows that cops were called to Nadya's last two homes a total of eight times.
(1) On January 9, 2008, someone called 911 after one of Nadya's kids accidentally locked himself/herself in a room. The cops came and a patrol officer picked the lock.
(2) On October 27, 2008, Nadya called 911 in a panic because one of her kids was missing. Five patrol units responded to the house -- turns out the five-year-old had followed grandma around the block.
(3) On January 23, 2009, three days before the OctoBabies were born and Nadya was in the hospital, one of the kids called 911 from the house. We don't know why.
(4 & 5) Cops were called by neighbors twice (May 12, 2008 and August 10, 2008) because the front door was left open and they feared a break in.
(6) Cops went along with DCFS after getting the complaint on July 7, 2008. (7 & 8) We all know about the two post-OctoBirth calls -- when cops were called to control reporters and when a neighbor brandished a shotgun.
But surely things will get calmer once the additional eight kids come home ...
Police were called to the neighborhood of Nadya Suleman last night after one of her neighbors allegedly came outside brandishing a shotgun.
Cops tell TMZ they were called at around 5:45 PM, but the man brandishing the weapon -- meaning he wasn't pointing at anyone -- was no longer there. When cops returned later, they found the man and a brandishing report was filled out.
We're told it's under further investigation. UPDATE: OctoMom's neighbors told us the man in question was simply bringing the unloaded gun inside his house from his car. They also said everyone is sick of OctoMom's media attention, saying their kids can't play in the cul-de-sac anymore. These problems shouldn't last much longer ... because OctoMom's house is about to hit the auction block.
She just wanted gas, but at the ARCO station yesterday, Nadya Suleman got a tank-full of bitching out.
While she had a lackey fill 'er up, a woman started screaming at her, yelling "Get a life, get a job!" and "That's our tax money!" as OctoMom hid behind a Scooby Doo book. Jinkeys!
The sperm donor who believes he might be the father of OctoMom's brood says he donated his seed -- because Nadya told him she had cancer and had to act quickly.
Denis Beaudoin, who was in a three-year relationship with Nadya Suleman, told GMA he decided to help because she said she had ovarian cancer and time was a factor. He also claims he was not aware that Nadya was "doing any IVF at the time."
He doesn't know for sure if he's the dad, but wants a DNA test done. Suleman denies Beaudoin is the father.
UPDATE: 4:54 ET PM. We just called back our contact at Century 21, the agency that has listed the house. They claim Nadya is indeed an interested buyer. But here's the rub. We're told a big TV show has the house for the day and is there doing a sit-down interview with Nadya.... UNBELIEVABLE!!! We've confirmed OctoMom Nadya Suleman is looking to buy a home listed for $1.24MILLION!
Octo is there right now ... the house is in Whittier, California. It has 4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms and a pool with no safety gates. Perfect for 14 kids.
A real estate source tells TMZ the owner canceled showings today specifically because Octo wanted to see it. She needs it because the house she's living in now may be on its way to the auction block -- as in foreclosure.
How is she getting the money? Put it this way -- this chick works the media better than Obama.
With one of her 14 cute kids as collateral, OctoMom Nadya Suleman checked on her hard earned federally subsidized money at an L.A. area sperm bank on Wednesday.
In the last few weeks, Octopussy's interest rates have hit rock bottom.
Nadya Suleman may be out on the streets with her 14 kids. TMZ has documents showing the house she's living in could go on the auction block because the mortgage hasn't been paid in 10 months.
According to documents filed earlier this month, OctoGrandma (who owns the house) hasn't made any payments on her home since May, 2008 -- she's behind $23,224.98.
The mortgage company filed a "Notice of Default and Election to Sell Under Deed of Trust" on Feb 5. Translation: "Pay us now or we're selling your home and kicking you, your daughter and her 14 kids out on the street."
The mortgage company tells TMZ the notice is still active.
A psychiatrist has lodged a written complaint with the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services claiming Nadya Suleman is putting her 14 children "in psychological and physical danger." But here's the best part -- the shrink has never met OctoMom!
Dr. Carole Lieberman rolls herself out on TV whenever there's a crazy who needs analyzing. So Dr. Carole analyzed this, claiming OctoMom "is not stable enough" to handle her 14 kiddies. The good Dr. claims OctoMom is "preoccupied with fantasies of having unlimited power" and that she is "exploiting her children."
And this is priceless -- she notes only animals have litters.
Lieberman, who has appeared on "Today," "Oprah," "Larry King Live" and any other show that has asked, admits she never met OctoMom but "I have analyzed her media interviews and other reports."
Considering the wear and tear breastfeeding eight infants might cause, you'd think OctoMom Nadya Suleman would welcome a little help from Salma Hayek. Turns out there is some assistance she would turn down.
As for any plans for a reality show, OctoMom told us, "No, I think that's exploitation."
Get ready for a world where you can go out and get yourself your very own pair of OctoMom Jeans.
Before she had the octuplets, Nadya Suleman was investigated by the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS) ... and that's just the beginning -- cops have been called to her homestead a slew of times.
A psychiatrist has lodged a written complaint with the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services claiming Nadya Suleman is putting her 14 children "in psychological and physical danger." But here's the best part -- the shrink has never met OctoMom!
