MJ's Bro -- Peeing Stories Are 'Absurd'

Posted Nov 9th 2009 12:30PM by TMZ Staff

And now for the most important Michael Jackson story you'll hear all day: According to his brother, Jackie, Dr. Arnie Klein's admission that Michael liked to to pee in cups in front of people is just plain "absurd."

Filed under: Michael Jackson

Tags: dr. arnie klein, Dr.ArnieKlein, jackie jackson, JackieJackson, michael jackson, MichaelJackson, pee, peeing

Michael Jackson -- The Urination Explanation

Posted Nov 4th 2009 5:47AM by TMZ Staff

Finally an explanation as to why Michael Jackson's 1993 accuser could identify the discoloration on the singer's genitals ... Michael liked to pee for an audience.

TMZ has obtained files from the 1993 Santa Barbara molestation investigation. A deputy from the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department noted the young accuser was able to describe -- in explicit detail -- the discoloration on Jackson's genital area ... the result of Vitiligo, a skin discoloration disorder.

TMZ's Harvey Levin spent 3 hours last Sunday with Dr. Arnold Klein, Jackson's best friend and doctor for decades. Dr. Klein insists Jackson did not molest the boy, and says the reason he could describe Jackson's genitals is because Jackson liked to pee in front of other people. Dr. Klein said Jackson thought it was funny.

Klein says there were numerous times when Jackson would pee in the doctor's home -- in a cup!!! -- around groups of people, including children.

Klein says Jackson would also pee in front of other people in his office.

Dr. Klein says the 1993 accuser saw Jackson peeing and that's why he could identify the genital markings.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Michael Jackson, Exclusives

Tags: accuser, genitals, leak, michael jackson, MichaelJackson, molestation, pee, penis, santa barbara, santa barbra, SantaBarbara, SantaBarbra, urine

Astronaut Water -- It's a Pisser

Posted May 21st 2009 6:30AM by TMZ Staff

The #1 source for drinking water in space ... is #1.

Astronauts on the International Space Station had their first taste of liquid goodness from their new urine recycling system -- which magically transforms pee, sweat and water condensed from exhaled air to create a nice cool glass of aqua. Who's thirsty!?

But here's the crazy part -- not only do the astronauts think the final product tastes great ... but they even cracked jokes about it, claiming the water came with this special warning: "drink this when real water is over 200 miles away."

Space humor -- it's golden.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird

Tags: astronaut, drink, nasa, pee, uring, water

Dick: You're Not Cool, Unless You Pee Your Pants

Posted Aug 25th 2008 2:07PM by TMZ Staff

If peeing in your pants is cool, then Andy Dick is Miles Davis.

The arrest report for Andy Dick's chicken joint fiasco is soaked with these pathetic details: "... Dick was escorted back to the holding area ... At one point I noticed Dick sat up from the floor and his pants were soaked from the waist area to the ankles. Dick has just urinated on himself."

"I asked Dick why he didn't tell me he had to use the restroom again, Dick stated that he did not want to knock on the window like a caged animal."

Tags: andy dick, AndyDick, pee

Get a Room ... a Bathroom!

Posted Dec 9th 2007 3:00AM by TMZ Staff

When cameras are constantly on your tail, you'd think celebs would always make that extra effort to find a restroom when they've gotta go -- but the following stars just could not wait. Ain't that a pisser?!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird

Tags: celebs, pee, urinate

Splatter Chatter

Posted Feb 12th 2007 5:26PM by TMZ Staff

There is an unwritten rule about the men's room: No matter what, under no circumstances is there to be talking. You don't share sports scores, or talk about your date the night before, or boast of your latest vehicle purchase.

With that in mind, it boggles the mind as to what the people over at Wizmark were thinking when they conceived the Interactive Urinal Communicator. While you do your business, the device plays a 10-15 second prerecorded message -- and can even be set up with flashing lights to get your attention. What a pisser!

The next time you're in the restroom and you suspect someone's breaking the no-talk rule -- relax, it's just the talking urinal.

Filed under: Celebritoyz

Tags: bathroom, communicator, gadget, pee, talking, technology, toilet, urinal, wizmark

Orlando Writes His Name on the Rocks

Posted Jan 8th 2007 2:50PM by TMZ Staff

Everyone's second favorite pirate headed back into the water -- but this time he's not in the Caribbean, and Johnny Depp is nowhere to be found.

Orlando Bloom grabbed his board and embarked on a surf adventure with friends in Hawaii over the weekend. The voyage started off with the hunk and his buds sliding down a very steep cliff to reach their prime surf location. The actor appeared to have left his inhibitions on the mainland after being caught relieving himself on the rocks, doing the farmer-style nose blow, and stripping for the cameras.

Even though Bloom's a slob on land, he proved to be a master of the sea, riding the waves like a pro.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird

Tags: hawaii, ocean, orlando bloom, OrlandoBloom, pee, snot, sufr, surf, water