Violet Affleck -- Cutest Kid Nobody Talks About
Much like her daddy Ben is an underrated director, Violet Affleck is as cute as any celebrity kid ... 
... not named Suri.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Jennifer Garner
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What's Eating Lindsay Lohan?
Lindsay Lohan looked quite happy as she departed a house party at Leonardo DiCaprio's place early Sunday morning. 
Hanging out with the king of the world will do that to a gal.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Lindsay Lohan
Mariah -- Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel
Wearing one of Lady GaGa's one-piece castoffs and the remains of Britney's pre-conservatorship weave, Mariah Carey hung out on the beach in L.A. on Wednesday.
The sexy 40-year-old diva took the plunge ... and showed off her photoshop-free curves.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Mariah Carey, Hot Bodies
Halloween Is Cancelled This Year
Blame Jon Gosselin.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Holidaze, Jon & Kate
Alice Cooper -- Traffic School's Out for Summer
Plainclothes goth rocker Alice Cooper was busted for putting the pedal to the metal in Arizona a few months back -- after one of those pesky photo enforcement cameras caught him going 14 MPH over the speed limit.
Lacking his usual black mascara and trusty boa constrictor accessory, Cooper was snapped doing 59 in a 45 at an intersection in Maricopa County on May 23.
Lucky for Cooper, he didn't have to go to traffic school over the offense -- he just paid a $175 fine.
Angelina & Shiloh -- The French Connection
You took your kids to the mall to shop at Old Navy this weekend -- Angelina Jolie took her daughter Shiloh shopping in Ajaccio, France.
Although we doubt Angie found cargo shorts for under $20.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Brad & Angelina
Joe Biden's Stimulus Package
In these hard economic times, Vice President Joe Biden will give you the shirt off his back.
JoJo soaked his shirtless 66-year-old bones at a beach on the Jersey Shore on Saturday.
Hopefully the Secret Service wasn't the only protection he used.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Politix
Oh My Lord ... Tupac!
So we've gotten to the bottom of the mysterious pic of the dude who looks very much like Tupac Shakur ... kinda.
Here's what we know. The man walked into Bourbon Rocks in New Orleans last Sunday, and he caught the eye of the D.J. on duty -- MC Difficult. Mr. Difficult grabbed the mic and hollered, "Tupac's alive!" The crowd cheered and Difficult went over to the guy and asked his name. The man said, "My name is My Lord." 
Mr. Difficult then took a pic with Mr. Lord/Tupac (above), who then drank Budweiser for three hours with a hot chick. On his way out, Mr. Lord/Tupac asked Mr. Difficult if he knew where he could score some good weed.
Sounds like Tupac to us ...
Filed under: Music
Shawn Johnson's Alleged Stalker
TMZ has obtained photos of Robert O'Ryan -- the man accused of stalking Shawn Johnson. You will see him in court shortly, and he now looks more like Charles Manson than the clean cut dude you're looking at.
O'Ryan, 34, was arrested Tuesday morning after trying to sneak on to the set of "Dancing With the Stars," allegedly with two loaded guns and duct tape in his car.
He has been charged with one felony count of stalking and two misdemeanor counts of carrying a loaded firearm in a vehicle.
As for who O'Ryan is....he lived in a trailer park in Yulee, Florida. He got an mechanical engineering degree from the University of Florida. But things didn't go well. He was reclusive and walked with a cane after a bad car accident. He wouldn't even go to the pot luck dinners. He ended up abandoning the trailer and moving in with his mom. Neighbors there say the last time they saw him -- 3 weeks ago -- he was talking to a tree.
Filed under: Dancing with the Stars, Photo Galleries, Shawn Johnson
Jessica Alba -- Different Sized Melons?!
Remember ladies -- no two melons are exactly alike ... not even Jessica Alba's.
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Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba
Rihanna -- The Face of a Battered Woman
TMZ has obtained a photo of Rihanna taken after Chris Brown allegedly beat her.
The LAPD has just released this statement.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Rihanna, Chris Brown
SI -- "Natural Beauty" Means No Tattoos!?!
Sports Illustrated is finally defending their ridiculous decision to airbrush Danica Patrick's tat off of her lower back for her spread in the Swimsuit Edition -- and the explanation is just plain BS.. 
"The Swimsuit Issue emphasizes natural beauty," the SI spokesman told CNBC. "The freckles are left on and, in this case, the tattoos came off."
Right -- so SI creates "natural beauty" with an airbrush?! Anyone buyin' this?
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Talk Sports
We're Prayin' for Ya, Man
Patrick Swayze got onto a private jet at Van Nuys airport over the weekend, reportedly headed for his ranch in New Mexico along with his wife and mother.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!
Josh and Paris Break Up to Make Up
"Desperate Housewives" hunk Josh Henderson might just be the new Stavros Niarchos -- no, he didn't wreck Paris Hilton's Bentley. He's just under the spell of Paris!
According to a TMZ spy, the couple were in a huge fight yesterday, and Josh refused to celebrate his buddy's birthday at Saddle Ranch bar because Paris was scheduled to show up. After Josh heard that Paris changed her mind about going, he decided to go ahead and hit up the hotspot. But when Paris got wind that Josh was out, the heiress couldn't resist crashing the party.
Shortly after the heiress arrived, the two appeared to have worked through their bickering and left together for Area nightclub. Just how serious are these two? If MySpace is any indication of the level of dedication the two have, well, it's just not that serious. Henderson's status on his page reads "single."
UPDATE: TMZ spoke with Paris' rep Elliot Mintz who said this is all a bunch of nothing. He says Paris was running late from a photo shoot, so she met Josh at the Saddle Ranch later and the two went to Area and danced the night away. Enough said!
Filed under: Paris Hilton, MySpace
