Megan Fox -- What a Wench
There is a reason Megan Fox is dressed this way, but really ... do you care?
Us neither.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Megan Fox
All posts containing the tag: "pirate"
Arrrrrr! Paris Fan Doesn't Want Her to Walk the Plank
A Paris Hilton devotee, dressed in full pirate garb, is demanding the heiress' release from prison in the next three days, or else he will "raid, plunder and pillage the entire village of Lynwood." Sounds like someone is suffering from scurvy.
The pirate, replete with hook hand, conducted a 30-second "press conference" early Friday afternoon in front of the jail that houses the convicted celebutante. He then danced to the hit song "Crazy."
Sums it up perfectly.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
Ahoy and Guten Tag, Toast!
Modern Germans are known for quite a few things; precision automobiles, hearty beer, and an undying love for David Hasselhoff's singing. What they are not known for is their pirates.
That's all about to change with the Totenkopf Skull Toaster, that is, if you can translate the German ad and come up with $42. The toaster will emboss all your delicious breakfast breads with the famous skull and crossbones of the Jolly Roger. Strike fear with toast-branding as you pillage your other breakfast items in the name of a balanced breakfast! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchtung!
Eyepatch and wisecracking parrot not included.
Filed under: Celebritoyz
Bono and Crew Set Sail Under Jolly Roger
"Pirates of the Caribbean" director Gore Verbinski isn't satisfied with just sharing his vision of pirates, he wants us all to hear their music. Gore Verbinski, Johnny Depp and Hal Willner have joined forces with Anti Records to create "Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs & Chanteys," a two-disk CD with more songs about the sea and pirates then you can shake a peg leg at.
Bono, Sting, Nick Cave and a host of other singers lend their talent to the swashbuckling album. Artists recorded their songs- usually in less then a day- with any of the six house bands set up in destinations around the globe. At one point, eight songs were recorded in one day by eight different singers.
Over 600 songs were drudged up by producer Willner who rummaged antique stores, eBay and the Internet, culling together the list. The list was eventually shortened to 60 recorded songs, 43 of which made it onto the album, which is slated for a August 22nd release.
Check out Bono's rendition of "A Dying Sailor to His Shipmates" Truly uplifting stuff.
And Sting's rousing rendition of " Blood Red Roses".
Filed under: Music
I Just GOTTA KNOW -- Rachel Bilson, Johnny Depp and Kristin Cavallari
We asked readers what they JUST GOTTA KNOW... and we went looking for the scoop. Is Rachel Bilson next in line to tie the knot? Where does this pirate disappear to in the caribbean? And what's all the fuss surrounding "Laguna Beach" babe Kristin Cavallari?
Check out the answers to your burning questions!
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Filed under: Features, I Just Gotta Know!
