Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D, CA) didn't hold back when we asked her feelings on her state's governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger -- blasting his performance and comparing it to a "-0" star movie.
Coincidentally, that's how how most people felt about "Batman & Robin."
Samuel L. Jackson, the hunks of "Gossip Girl," and Ashton Kutcher were all at the White House Correspondents' dinner, but the biggest stud of 'em all: Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel -- who had a rock star's welcome!
Before he was fighting Republicans to get bills passed, Congressman Robert "Bob" Brady (D, PA) was beating up on an arguably stronger opponent -- Smokin' Joe Frazier!
In the 60s, Brady was the boxing great's sparring partner -- and later knocked gloves with Sonny Liston.
We asked two Congressmen about the love affair the press has with President Barack Obama -- one told us it "won't last forever, his policies are so bad." The other called him "the greatest, just like Mohammad Ali."
Take a wild guess which quote came from Congressman Steve Cohen (D, TN) and which came from Presidential wannabeen Ron Paul (R, TX).
SenatorArlen Specter (D, PA) is one big, giant ape -- at least in his own mind.
We asked the Republican-turned-Democrat which movie character he most resembles -- hint ... crawls up Empire State Building and has mad crush on Fay Wray.
We would have gone with a different mammal -- Flipper.
Ever heard of apotemnophilia, coprophilia, frotteurism, klismaphilia or gerontosexuality? Thanks to Rep. Alcee Hastings, who had the embarrassing task of listing off the dirty deeds, we have.
Rep. Hastings was mocking the language used in a proposed amendment to the hate crimes bill. It's unclear exactly what the author of the amendment was actually trying to accomplish -- but it certainly frazzled Hastings.
P.S. -- Wanna know what the terms mean? You'll have to Google 'em. We can't tell you.
Some dude in the FBI passed out at a President Barack Obama speech today -- but B.O. handled it like a frickin' rockstar, crackin' jokes and saving lives all at the same time. Take that Bono!