Carrie Prejean has her panties in a bunch, because Vivid Entertainment won't take no for an answer.
TMZ has obtained a letter from Carrie's lawyer, threatening to sue Vivid if it releases videos or photos of Carrie's solo, XXX greatest hits. Carrie's lawyer, Charles LiMandri, told Vivid, even though he made it clear yesterday that no means no, "...your company has apparently told the media that it plans to publish the videotapes and/or photographs of my client with or without her permission."
LiMandri left nothing to the imagination, warning Vivid Carrie will sue for invasion of privacy, misappropriation of her likeness as well as public disclosure of private facts ... if Vivid makes good on its threat.
LiMandri will also add a claim for emotional distress for good measure. And he claims some of the videos were shot when she was only 17. Her ex-boyfriend -- the guy to whom she sent the tapes -- begs to differ.
The feud between Sarah Palin ('memba her?!) and Levi Johnston rages on -- and even though she offered him an olive branch invite to her Thanksgiving dinner, we don't see them sharing the stuffing come next week.
The VP wannabeen appeared on "Oprah" today, where talk turned to her daughter's babydaddy's Playgirl spread -- a career move she labels as "heartbreaking" "porn." Palin also noted that she heard Levi is going by another name these days -- Rikki Hollywood.
Carrie Prejean is shifting the blame forthose topless modeling photos she took back in the day -- now she claims our "culture" is the real problem ... not just "the wind."
In her new "tell-all" book, Carrie dedicates an entire passage to bitch about "pornography," writing:
"Unfortunately, pornography has become mainstreamed -- it rushes at us through big screens, portable screens; soft-core porn is on mainstream TV cable stations, hard-core porn is just a mouse click away on the internet, and the envelope of what seems acceptable seems to get pushed farther and farther as more and more people are exposed to this material.
The result is that girls grow up in a culture where it is hard to have an innocent, healthy, normal view of themselves, how they should behave, how they should act, and how they should dress."
Carrie then addresses the topless pics directly, and states, "Our bodies are temples of the Lord. We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy ... I have since learned that your outer beauty can only get you so far in life."
More drama for "Girls Gone Wild" kingpin Joe Francis -- this time, he claims three of his most trusted employees hatched a plan to have the porn king thrown in prison so they could get away with stealing millions from the GGW empire.
In a lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Francis says it all began in 2002, when 3 "high-level employees" from his company hatched a plan to embezzle money through a new business called "WMRMarketing" -- which they created without Joe's knowledge.
According to court documents, Francis says the men "misused their positions" to approve deals with WMR so they could funnel GGW funds to the new company.
Here's where it gets really nasty -- Francis claims his company's former CFO/ CPA, Michael Barrett, began contacting the IRS and "falsely accusing [Joe] of criminal tax evasion, hoping that the IRS would prosecute and incarcerate Francis -- thereby removing the possibility that Francis could catch the ongoing fraud and theft by Barrett and his cohorts."
Francis was eventually indicted on a tax evasion charge in Reno, for allegedly claiming $20 million in false deductions.
Now Francis is suing all three of his former employees -- and WMR -- for an unspecified amount of cash ... we're assuming in the millions.
She died in 2007 -- but suddenly it appears Anna Nicole Smith is available to hire as a $25 hooker ... and the people who run Anna's estate are pissed!!!!
Some Las Vegas escort service is handing out flyers advertising a $25 romp next to a photo of a woman named Mandy -- problem is, Mandy is really Anna ... and unless we're unaware of some crazy reanimation thing -- the escort service is totally breaking the law.
Obviously, Anna's people are furious -- Ron Rale, the lawyer for her estate tells us, "Nobody is authorized to use Anna Nicole's image, name or likeness without the appropriate consent from her estate. We will immediately look into this."
And Larry Birkhead ain't too happy either, telling us, "This is highly inappropriate. This is going to be the most expensive trick this company has ever tried to pull. It's definitely going to be worth more than $25 when it's all said and done. It's disrespectful."
Hustler really has a soft spot for ex Miss California Carrie Prejean -- they're offering her $500,000 for the chance to wear the crown again. Which, in Hustler code, means girl-on-girl action.
Hustler fired off a letter to Carrie, offering her 500k to play the role of Miss California in an "interactive parody film" called "You're Nailin' Palin" -- which stars the XXX version of failed VP candidate Sarah Palin.
In the flick, "biblically correct" Carrie will have to go at it with Palin -- but the letter goes on: "Don't worry, you'll also have an opportunity to enjoy some opposite sex as well."
In a shocking example of a lack of civility and decency in the porn industry, Hustler founder Larry Flynt is being sued by his brother over an eviction notice.
Jimmy Flynt claims Larry is evicting him from a Cincinnati office building because Jimmy didn't give a loan to Larry Flynt Productions, according to a lawsuit filed in Ohio on Friday. Larry claims Jimmy is behind on the rent.
Larry is also involved in a separate trademark lawsuit in California -- he's suing his two nephews (Jimmy's kids) for selling adult tapes under the "Flynt" name.
It's probably fair to say most people wouldn't pay anything to watch a homely, 47-year-old woman lose her virginity on camera. Nonetheless, Susan Boyle, the "Britain's Got Talent" never-been-kissed singer, has been offered $1,000,000 to porn it up.
Kick Ass Pictures has put up a cash offer to the YouTube sensation -- asking her to lose her v-card in front of an international audience in return for some big bucks. They've even set up a website where users can help choose a name for the sure-to-be blockbuster.
Joe Francis is being sued after sending a pretty blunt email to his interior designers....blunt, as in "You are a f**king piece of s**t!"
Trip Haneisch and Associates have filed an entertaining lawsuit against Mr. Girls Gone Wild, alleging he not only refused to pay $284,626.06 for "luxurious furniture and other high end furnishing items" for his Bel Air home.
So here's the email Francis sent to the design firm, explaining in Joe's inimitable way, "Hadi - you are a f**king piece of s**t. I will see you in court you mother f**ker! F**k you! And if this is you [sic] attitude I can't wait to have Trip talk to the irs-talk to the irs all you f**king want-I have done nothinig wrong-hadi get a f**king life and quit kissing trips ass-you are a spineless piece of s**t and I will never talk to you ever again! This meeting is off!!! Did I forget to say f**k you again!!!
We are speculating, but it would appear Francis is not happy with the job.
Looks like Zach Braff's show"Scrubs" may finally get an audience ...
Check out the script for the soon-to-be-made porn version of the show ... and it's not half bad. There's some character development, quirky dialogue ... pretty much just like a regular episode of "Scrubs," except with sex scenes -- so it's better.
Kim Kardashian is all hot and bothered by a new porno about to hit the market -- but not in the good way.
Sources tell TMZ the entire Kardashian family is "taking legal action" against Hustler Entertainment after learning about the XXX spoof of their reality show which the smut peeps creatively titled, "Keeping it Up For the KardASSians."
We're also told the people at E! Entertainment are also considering their legal options -- it might be because the signature "whistly theme song" in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.
FYI -- Kim also took legal action when the porno that she actually starred in came out back in 2007 -- but nothing ever came of that ... so to speak.
Just try to imagine OctoMom Nadya Suleman's kids doing Gerber body shots off porn stars -- and you have Vivid Entertainment's new million dollar offer for an Octo reality show.
In a letter sent to Nadya, Vivid is offering her seven figures, free health insurance for one year and a bus big enough for the family if she agrees to do a reality show for them. The catch? All her nannies have to be porn stars and she has to appear semi-nude in a XXX flick.
We're pretty sure she'll say no -- but Octo just said she fired her Angels in Waiting nannies, so who knows?
2Pac vs Biggie, it ain't -- but now the beef between 50 Cent and Rick Ross has reached a whole new level ... and it involves a homemade porn tape.
A source tells TMZ 50 Cent plans to release a porn tape featuring one of Rick Ross' baby mamas. We're told 50 bought the tape and will post it on his own site -- and even provide voice-over on it. This is 50!
The feud between the two rappers -- one popular, one not -- has included animated videos, radio station disses and a video where 50 Cent took another of Ross' baby mamas shopping for clothes.
Shocker! Former "Fresh Prince" dancing dweeb Alfonso Ribeiro is hanging out with the classiest of ladies, Ashlynn Brooke. Never heard of her? You might if you select your DVDs from the Adult section. She's a porn star! But she's soooo much more. This is what she says about herself on her official website:
"Hey y'all! Welcome to my official Web site! My name is Ashlynn Brooke and I'm 22 years old.I'm a very sensual and sexual girl, and I love sharing my pleasure with everyone. Come join me where I will show you all of my wild adventures, naughty fantasies and sexual escapades.
Carrie Prejean is shifting the blame for 
In a shocking example of a lack of civility and decency in the porn industry, Hustler founder Larry Flynt is being sued by his brother over an eviction notice.
Joe Francis is being sued after sending a pretty blunt email to his interior designers....blunt, as in "You are a f**king piece of s**t!"
