'Reno 911' Star -- 'Crazy' Street Karaoke
Cedric Yarbrough -- who plays a cop on "Reno 911" -- has a Gnarls Barkley impression that's so good, it's almost criminal.
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'Reno 911' Star's Stimulus Plan -- Go Gucci!
"Reno 911" star Niecy Nash is used to saving Reno one crackhead at a time on her show -- but yesterday at the Beverly Center she single-handedly tried to save the economy by doing some serious spending at Gucci.
Filed under: Celebrity Pay Dirt
"Reno 911" Star -- Stalk Me, Please!
Cedric Yarbrough thinks Shawn Johnson should "thank her lucky 'Dancing with the Stars' stars" she's got a stalker -- even if he does look like Manson and has an affinity for guns and duct tape.
The "Reno 911" actor is desperate for a creepy superfan of his very own. A hot Asian, twenty-something superfan is preferred, if he has the choice.
Filed under: Shawn Johnson
Lt. Dangle Goes Cheek to Cheek with Civilian
He left his 'stache and those sexy booty shorts at home -- but Thomas Lennon, the dude who plays Lt. Dangle on "Reno 911!", proved he's just as awkwardly hilarious without 'em.
TMZ Photog Punk'd by "Reno 911" Star
Cedric Yarbrough from "Reno 911" made our photog look like a giant sucker this weekend after he faked like he couldn't get a cab just so he could screw with the paps ... and it worked.
"Reno 911" Deputy Gives Paris Prison Pointers Too!
On the low slung heels of Candy Spelling's open letter to Paris Hilton, "Reno 911's" Deputy Clementime Johnson (played by Wendi McLendon Covey) has gotten into the incarcerated heiress advice game, issuing her own tips for helping "someone named Paris Hilton" survive the clink!
To Paris:
"I've recently been asked to give "Survival in the Slammer" tips to someone named Paris Hilton. I'm not sure who this is ... is she related to Lawrence Hilton Jacobs from "Welcome Back Kotter?" I guess it doesn't matter.
It's important to remember that a cavity search has nothing to do with your teeth. However, a "lady" will be looking in your various nooks and crannies for contraband (drugs, weapons, etc.) That doesn't mean you can't keep other things in your cavities like candy or shampoo, but contraband will be confiscated. This procedure will not be videotaped unless you specifically request it.
Since you'll be staying in the "Special Needs Section" of the prison (and I'm not sure if this means you're important or retarded), think of your cell as a special VIP club that only you can get into. Maybe Red Bull will sponsor it!
Getting out of jail is like getting out of a full body cast; it feels great, but you'll be stinky and hairy when you emerge. It's not uncommon for women getting out of prison to leave with a full goatee and unibrow, not to mention a "shag carpet." Some nice inmate will probably offer to play beauty salon with you and give you a Brazilian bikini wax, but trust me, you won't like the results.
Oh! And when the guards give you attitude, put them in their place by reminding them that your taxes pay their salary, so technically you're their boss. Believe me -- public servants never get sick of hearing that! I know I don't.
That is all.
Have a Clemtastic time!
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Reno 911!
(as portrayed by actress Wendi McLendon Covey)
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton
