Mirror, Mirror ... Who's the Greasiest of Them All?
We caught Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis outside of Villa last night -- and let him know that he's not the only Greasy in town anymore.
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Ronaldo Spotted with a Biological Woman
Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo -- not to be confused with the ridiculously super hot Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo -- vacationed on a yacht ... without any transsexual prostitutes!
Ronaldo hung out in Ibiza with his pregnant girlfriend Bia Anthony on Wednesday. As far as we know, Bia is not a pregnant man.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, TMZ Sports
Ronaldo's Trannies Get Him the Shaft
So Ronaldo -- the Brazilian soccer star who got all ball when he hired what he thought were three female hookers last week -- just got the chop for his little tranny trip.
According to reports from the continent, Italian mobile firm TIM has dropped Ronaldo as a spokesjohn, canceling its $4.8 million contract with him. There's a clause in his contract that lets the company end the deal if he's involved in any bad PR.
Ronaldo, according to cops, had tried to buy off the he-shes. Clearly not nearly enough.
Filed under: TMZ Sports
Soccer Star Plays Ball -- With Three Transvestites
Brazilian futbol star Ronaldo has been caught playing in his own personal "Crying Game."
The 31-year-old AC Milan forward claims he's become a victim of extortion after he unknowingly took three transvestite prostitutes back to his Rio motel on Monday. Save him, Eddie Murphy! After realizing the gals were actually guys, the transvestites claim Ronaldo threatened to harm and tried to bribe them to keep the entire incident silent. Good luck with that.
In February, Ronaldo suffered a career-threatening knee injury and, according to Reuters, has been suffering "psychological problems" from recent surgery.
Brazilian authorities are investigating the entire he said/he said incident.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TMZ Sports
A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 9/9 - 9/15
It was a week unlike any other here at the Thirty Mile Zone, as our favorite celebs helped ensure that there was plenty of material for the premiere of TMZ TV! Here's a taste of the most memorable pix of the week!
Kooky Courtney Love did her salute to Chuckie, while Madonna adopted a pink Penetrator, soccer hottie Ronaldo put his hot, wet body on display.
Kirstie Alley showed off her Jenny Craig figure, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden started dressing like twins, and Jenna Jameson found her body double -- in the form of Amanda Lepore.
And of course, Britney in her bust-a-gut, career bustin' bikini. Click in and zone out!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
Start Spreading the News -- Ronaldo to NY?
In the wake of Beckham joining the Los Angeles Galaxy, sources inside Major League Soccer tell TMZ that, among other players, Brazilian soccer superstar Ronaldo could be the next player joining Becks in America.
As TMZ reported yesterday, Beckham is moving to Los Angeles to play for the L.A. Galaxy -- for a record breaking salary of a $50 million a year for five years (for a total of $250 million). Sources say that New York could be the site of Ronaldo's landing, adding that NY's infatuation with celebrity athletes makes it the perfect place for him.
As for Ronaldo himself, sports insiders say his impact, while big, will be nowhere near that of Beckham's. Ronaldo, while talented on the field, does not have the same charm and charisma that Becks does. Charm and charisma... yeah that's it.
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