Mickey Rooney, a Bond Girl (Maud Adams), "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and former football pro Rosey Grier all got together this weekend and for some reason -- broke out the Hokey Pokey at Spago in Beverly Hills.
If a more random sentence has ever been constructed, please let us know.
TMZ has learned the L.A. City Attorney has decided to file criminal charges against "Rowdy" Roddy Piper for his DUI bust earlier this month.
Roddy was charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence and one count of driving without a valid license stemming from a late night arrest in Hollywood on July 2nd.
If the 55-year-old wrestling legend is convicted, he faces a maximum of 6 months in jail and a $1,000 fine.
Roddy's case will go back in front of the judge on Thursday.
Rowdy Roddy Piper is a huge fan of smokin' weed -- for medicinal purposes ... and we've got the bong-rippin', joint-puffin' footage to prove it.
Piper, who was diagnosed with cancer in 2006, was videotaped toking his brains out on stage during an August event called the Gathering of the Juggalos -- a meeting of Insane Clown Posse fanatics.
We didn't expect the former world class athlete to fess up to getting baked in public, but Piper -- never one to back down from anything -- fired out the following statement to TMZ, "I am not an advocate of using drugs, however due to the lack of appropriate medicine, this alternative treatment was recommended to alleviate the symptoms associated with cancer."
Last night our photog was angling hardcore to get rowdy with Roddy Piper's daughter, Ariel -- but hitting on a chick in front of her dad, who used to kick the crap out of Hulk Hogan, probably isn't too bright.
For a guy who usually wears a kilt, Rowdy Roddy Piper has some pretty damn good genes! The wrestling legend/ cancer survivor hit L.A. this weekend for a night of clubbing with his daughter, and after seeing Ariel in that outfit, there was only one question that crossed the mind of any potential suitor: Would you take a chance at being put in a Sleeper Hold for a shot with his daughter?
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