Levi Johnston threatened to sue, Conan O'Brien listened -- and last night he apologized for using an "imposter's" Twitter account to make fun of Sarah Palin's daughter's baby daddy.
William Shatner was back again to do a reading from the "real" Levi ... and this time, the Taco Bell inspired quotes are totally authentic.
We've confirmed Levi Johnston plans to comeout swinging -- the famous Palin-impaler is gonna go the full monty for Playgirl.
Levi's manager already said he was 90% sure the teen baby daddy would take it all off for the adult rag -- but now comes the confirmation ... in the form of the greatest statement ever:
"Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."
His manager tells us Levi's gunning to shoot the nudie pics on November 16th ... the same day Sarah Palin makes her Oprah debut.
A Playgirl rep tells us of the shoot: "We're working on some athletic scene stuff for Levi: gyms, rinks - that sort of thing."
We're not sure if he's gonna show his front or backside, but one thing's certain: Levi Johnston wants to make sure both sides look good for his upcoming Playgirl spread just in case.
Johnston's handler tells us the 19-year-old father of one is preparing for the shoot by hittin' the gym hard -- at least six days a week for the last three weeks -- with the help of a newly hired personal trainer.
Levi agreed to pose for Playgirl last month for an undisclosed amount ... but the real question is what he's willing to bare.
We'll find out soon enough -- the photo shoot happens sometime this month.
Bristol Palin's baby daddy Levi Johnston says he's going to drop his pants for Playgirl -- the only problem, he can't decide which side to show off.
We spoke to Levi's handler -- who is not Bristol -- who told us he's either gonna show "the front or the back" when he poses for the magazine sometime this month.
We're told Levi has been hitting the gym preparing for the shoot and has even hired a personal trainer to shape up...
...because spending that money on baby food and diapers would be too obvious.
Levi Johnston -- the 19-year-old kid who knocked up failed former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's teen daughter -- hit the town with cougarlicious Kathy Griffin last night in L.A.
The 48-year-old "D-List" star took the young father to low key spots like the "Teen Choice Awards" and Katsuya.
Levi Johnston thinks he's cracked the mystery behind Sarah Palin quitting her job as governor of Alaska -- she's all about the Benjamins. Johnston says Palin was pallin' around with people who were offering the mavericky maverick millions for book deals and reality shows. He says he heard Sarah say she'd love to cash-in on the offers ... and that's why she resigned as governor.
And speakin' of cashin' in -- Johnston's currently pursuing his own book and movie deal. Birds of a feather cash in together.
Failed vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin sure likes to finish what she starts ... she just announced she's stepping down as Governor of Alaska later this month.
Palin also said she won't seek a second term in 2010 -- Lieutenant Governor Sean Parnell is set to take her place.
It's not clear exactly why she's turning her back on the citizens of Alaska, but people suspect she has her sights set on the White House in 2012.
Hustler really has a soft spot for ex Miss California Carrie Prejean -- they're offering her $500,000 for the chance to wear the crown again. Which, in Hustler code, means girl-on-girl action.
Hustler fired off a letter to Carrie, offering her 500k to play the role of Miss California in an "interactive parody film" called "You're Nailin' Palin" -- which stars the XXX version of failed VP candidate Sarah Palin.
In the flick, "biblically correct" Carrie will have to go at it with Palin -- but the letter goes on: "Don't worry, you'll also have an opportunity to enjoy some opposite sex as well."
They found each other through their shared hatred of gay marriage ... but fell in love over their passion for makeup and other assorted beauty products. According to Miss CaliforniaCarrie Prejean's dad, his daughter and Sarah Palin are phone buddies. The Alaskan Guv reportedly called Prejean to offer her support in her difficult crusade to stop gay people from getting hitched.
Keep in mind: this was before topless pictures of Prejean hit the internet. Think Palin will remain loyal to her new bud? Hint -- Have youseen"Nailin' Paylin?'
Just what every kid wants to hear: If she could do it all over again, Bristol Palin would have made Levi Johnston keep it in his pants.
Despite calling her 4-month-old son "the best thing that ever happened" to her, VP wannabeen Sarah Palin's 19-year-old daughter was on "GMA" this morning promoting teenage abstinence. Whose bright idea was this?!
Sarah Palin's sister-in-law is accused of breaking into a house not once, but twice to steal money.
Anchorage police say Diana Palin was arrested Thursday after she allegedly broke into a house where the gun-toting homeowner was waiting. She faces two counts of felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of criminal trespass and theft.
The bust went down in Sarah Palin's hometown of Wasilla.
Police say there is evidence that Diana is associated with a Tuesday break-in at the same house where 400 bucks was taken.
You know the difference between an unwed teen baby daddy who left high school to become an electrician and a HS dropout? Nothing, according to Sarah Palin.
She corrected several publications and their reports Levi Johnston, her daughter Bristol Palin's fiancé, dropped out of high school. He's doing it online, apparently, and Bristol is getting "her last credit" to graduate while taking care of her new baby Tripp. (Track, Trig ... Tripp. No, we don't get it either.)
The Governatrix also said she is "over the moon" about the new child, even though, she admits, the news of Bristol's pregnancy was "shocking."
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