Posted Aug 20th 2009 2:20PM by TMZ Staff
Sure, Christmas is still 4 months away -- but if you have any friends who love to dine on human flesh, we've found the perfect gift for you ... courtesy of Sears?!

The department store is currently offering a grill on their website under the categories, "Human Cooking > Grills to Cook Babies and More > Body Part Roaster."
We called a Sears customer service rep for an explanation, who told us: "Oh my God. This is horrible. Oh my God."
Tags: body part roaster, BodyPartRoaster, cooking babies, CookingBabies, human flesh cooker, HumanFleshCooker, sears
Posted Apr 17th 2009 10:49AM by TMZ Staff
It didn't matter that LL Cool J stripped himself of all street cred at Tao in Vegas last night when he launched his Sears clothing line -- the ladies couldn't keep their hands off the guy!

Dude also grabbed the mic and rapped a little bit. Sorry boys and girls -- this time, the shirt stayed on.
Filed under: Hot Vegas, Photo Galleries
Tags: ladies love cool james, LadiesLoveCoolJames, las vegas, LasVegas, LL Cool J, LlCoolJ, rapper, rapping, sears, tao