Sure, "Everybody Loves Raymond" -- but Ray Romano's wife wasn't lovin' him enough to give him a lil' sumpin' sumpin' after partying Saturday night.
This weekend in front of The Ebell theater, a sweaty Ray asked wifey Anna "Are we gonna have sex tonight or not?" -- and was denied faster than Tara Reid at Hyde.
She's slept with a lot of people -- a LOT of people -- but Shauna Sand claims she's definitely not a notch on her stepson's belt ... despite what her ex-husband's reality show may lead some to believe.
Sand claims the first episode of "Leave it to Lamas" was based around a "lie" that she knocked boots with Lorenzo's son. A.J. But Shauna says it never, ever happened, and released the following statement:
"It turned out the whole first episode of "Leave it to Lamas" revolved around a lie that the Lamas family concocted about me sleeping with my step-son A.J.
It is absolutely untrue and I'm sick of being used and ridiculed by this family for the benefit of their show. "
So there you have it -- the one man who hasn't slept with Shauna Sand.
David Letterman may have violated CBS rules on bosses having relationships with their employees, but there's a catch -- Dave doesn't work for CBS.
CBS has guidelines on the conduct of its employees -- the Business Conduct Statement. TMZ has a copy of a provision titled "Supervisor/Subordinate Relationships." It reads:
"CBS recognizes that consenting romantic or sexual relationships may develop between a supervisor and a subordinate (whether such supervision is direct or indirect). These relationships frequently lead to complications and significant difficulties for the supervisor, the subordinate, others in the workplace, and CBS. If a consenting romantic or sexual relationship between a supervisor and a direct or indirect subordinate should develop, CBS requires the supervisor to disclose this information to his or her Company's Human Resources Department to ensure that there are no issues of actual or apparent favoritism, conflict of interest, sexual harassment, or any other negative impact on others in the work environment."
The Statement continues: "Upon being informed or learning of the existence of such a relationship, CBS will take steps that it deems appropriate to protect the workplace environment."
That said .... Dave is not an employee of CBS. He's employed by Worldwide Pants (WWP), his production company. WWP says, "We have a written policy in our employee manual that covers harassment. It is circulated to every employee every year. Dave is not in violation of our policy and no one has ever raised a complaint against him."
We do not know if WWP has a policy of requiring employees to disclose relationships with subordinates.
We contacted CBS but the company declined comment.
We've learned Robert "Joe" Halderman was arrested yesterday outside the CBS headquarters in NYC, and it was news to the people inside who make the news.
Our sources say the Manhattan D.A. played the investigation close to the vest and people inside the building were baffled when the highly-respected producer was cuffed and hauled off in the David Letterman extortion case.
As we already reported Halderman had a relationship with Stephanie Birkitt and lived with her. But we're told they had broken up "recently." We do not know who ended the relationship, but Halderman allegedly was in possession of Birkitt's diary, correspondence and photos -- which he says incriminated Letterman.
People connected with the network tell us Letterman did have a relationship with Birkitt, but the word is that it ended before Letterman had his baby in 2003.
A pharmacist told Anna Nicole Smith the drugs her internist prescribed to cope with her son's death were "pharmaceutical suicide," according to just released documents.
And, in a stunning turn, the court papers filed by the State of California claim psychiatrist Khristine Eroshevich and internist Sandeep Kapoor -- both being prosecuted for their prescribing practices in the Smith case -- crossed the line by having sexual contact with Anna Nicole.
According to the document, obtained by the L.A. Times, three pharmacists refused to fill the prescriptions Eroshevich and Kapoor had written. One of the pharmacists claims he reacted by saying to himself, "They are going to kill her with this."
According to the documents, five days after her son, Daniel, died Eroshevich asked for two sedatives, 300 tablets of methadone, a muscle relaxer, an anti-inflammatory drug and 4 bottles of a painkiller.
As for the alleged improper sexual contact, authorities found photos of Anna Nicole and Eroshevich naked and embracing in a bathtub. As for Kapoor, authorities cite a video showing a shirtless Kapoor "kissing and nuzzling" Anna Nicole.
Ellyn Garofalo, the attorney for Dr. Kapoor, says "There's been a misreading of the medical records." She adds, "When all the facts are disclosed, they will show that Dr. Kapoor's treatment of Anna Nicole Smith was in good faith and consistent with good medical practice."
Reggie Miller is denying accusations he got down with someone else's fiancee -- but the former basketball star does admit he flirted a little bit ... well, actually a lot. But judging by the pics she texted Reggie, two played that game.
The entire Southern California coastline was roped into the story last weekend, after Alex von Furstenberg -- the son of designer Diane von Furstenberg -- hired a small plane to fly over the beaches with a sign that read, "Reggie Miller Stop Pursuing Married Women."
It's all over Alex's fiancee, Ali Kay.
According to Reggie's rep, Miller and Ali met at a Malibu supermarket back in March. Reggie says the two flirted and spent the rest of the day texting like crazy -- each sending more than 50 texts to the other in a 6 hour span (we obtained Reggie's phone records and verified the number of text messages that were sent back and forth).
Reggie claims Ali -- a clothing designer -- even texted him 2 provocative photos of herself (above), which TMZ has obtained.
But according to Reggie, in April he had enough and took her out of his phone contact list. But Reggie says in May, Ali reconnected with him, wanting to know why he had closed the door. Reggie says the next day he got an angry call from Alex.
Nothing says I love you quite like watching two turtles going at it.
A Michigan zoo is offering lovers a special Valentine's Day tour with raw, rough animal sex guaranteed. Who needs chocolate?!
For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo's "Zoorotica" tour will take you through all the ins and outs of the sexual reproductive lives of animals. This is an OctoMom-free exhibit. While you must be 21 or over to watch Magilla or Ling Ling get their groove on, horny peeps can literally get a room at a special discounted "Zoorotica" rate at the local Holiday Inn.
So on February 14th, go ahead and come out of, or into, your shell.
The photos are in and now it's time for you to judge which sports bar has the hottest football-obsessed drunks in the land! Click through the bar blitzed pics and vote on who gets another round -- and who gets last call!
Tiffany Pollard, aka New York from VH1's "I Love New York," is speaking out about sex with Flav and with whom she would and wouldn't like to crawl into the sack. Do tell! New York told Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden that when it came to her and Flav's sex, she'd have to rate him a 9.5.
Tiff went on to comment on a shopping list of stars she would do, including just about about anything with a heartbeat, but she does have limits -- she draws the line at Brad Pitt. What? Pollard says that she's "not interested in Brad. He's too girly." Well, that's makes one person who feels that way.
From the makers of "Smell Gibson," we now present you with "Parass Hilton," Jailbird edition. This little slice of erotic heaven comes painted with white and black stripes, though Paris' pokey couture was orange. Still, you get the, er, gist.
Before you get all excited and ready to hop on this offer, the pokey poker is already sold out. Say it ain't so! You'll just have to settle for the pink colored original, or if you're feeling frisky, buy the assquake version! Guaranteed to stir s**t up!
Clad in a bright orange vest and designer footwear, Boy George wheeled a city-issued trashbin through the streets of New York Monday morning, in a highly publicized effort to repay his debt to society.
Dozens of onlookers stopped dead in their tracks as the former Culture Club frontman scooped up leaves and trash from sidewalks. But while the '80s icon, who sang "Karma Chameleon" and "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?", dragged his body through heaps of garbage, his mind was still in the gutter. TMZ caught George smiling and shaking his butt, as he jokingly proclaimed, "I'm going to go have sex with the guard!"
The singer, born George O'Dowd, was ordered to spend five days working for the Department of Sanitation after pleading guilty in March to falsely reporting a burglary at his lower Manhattan apartment. When officers responded, rather than a burglar, they found cocaine instead.
But wait, there's more....
After completing his waste management duties for the day, George remained laughing and playful (probably due to the fact that a documentary film crew he is working with was still following him around). The singer can also be heard firing off a quick verbal retaliation to a heckler, who was then overjoyed by the fact he was zinged by New York's most famous trash man.
Recently, O.J. Simpson has been reportedly traveling the country, hitting on women, making threats and bashing celebrities-- and it's all been caught on tape. A website called JudgeOJ.com claims it will soon release over 75 hours of raw and uncut footage, containing scenes that will expose "the intimate and revealing nature of O.J. Simpson."
None of what the site calls its most revealing clips are online yet, but the footage reportedly shows a trio of beautiful women on O.J.'s lap "tackling" the former Heisman trophy winner, while O.J. says, "Thank you, Jesus." Another clip reportedly features O.J. during a radio interview, confessing "If I read the tabloids and listened to talk radio people, I'd be in the nuthouse. I'd ready to jump somebody, hurt somebody." The host asks: "And do what to somebody?" "Hurt somebody," O.J. replies.
The controversial website also claims to have video of the Juice slamming Oprah Winfrey and offering up "real" opinions on stars like Howard Stern, Barbara Walters and Geraldo Rivera.