Barbara Bush -- Who's Crotchety Now?!

Posted Jun 9th 2009 3:50PM by TMZ Staff

What?! You think the birthday girl was just gonna miss the half-naked poolside activities!?



After President Bush got his lapful from a hot chick in a bikini, Barbara Bush enjoyed a view of her own, courtesy of speedo-packin' Justin Clynes -- another actor from a local production of "A Chorus Line."

All rise for the First Lady!

Filed under: Hot Bodies, Politix

Tags: barbara bush, BarbaraBush, chorus line, ChorusLine, president bush, PresidentBush, speedos

Fourth of July Gallery Sale!

Posted Jul 4th 2007 7:30AM by TMZ Staff

No money down! Drive away today! Visit two galleries, get two more -- absolutely free!

TMZ has put together a photo gallery extravaganza for your holiday pleasure! All burned up from the barbecue? Shopped out? Plop down and have a look at these spectacular spare parts!

Happy Birthday, America!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies

Tags: big boobs, BigBoobs, breeasts, butta, butts, crotch, junk, legs, long legs, LongLegs, penis, speedos, trunks

Trunks or Speedos?

Posted May 28th 2007 10:00AM by TMZ Staff

Summer's almost here, and Aussie Bum's new line of swimwear makes choosing between a skimpy skivvy and a comfy pair of board shorts a really difficult decision.

Aussie Bum's new classic nylon cozzie features the original WONDERJOCK pouch technology. Now those of you who don't feel too spunky about flaunting your junk can enhance your assets with this pouch-puffing marvel! Wonderbra, move over!

See the swimsuits the stars have chosen -- take a dip in TMZ's Beach Bods gallery!

Filed under: Hot Bodies

Tags: beach, men, ocean, speedos, swim, tight, trunks

Battle of the Beach Bods: The Dudes!

Posted Apr 22nd 2007 3:07AM by TMZ Staff

Here they are, the hot -- and not so hot under the sun!

Get your trunks on and swim on into our gallery of hunks with a view of their junk!

Still feel like a dip? Click on in to our "Hot Butts" and "Bad Asses" galleries!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Stars in Heat

Tags: beach, gary glitter, GaryGlitter, hugh grant, hugh jackman, HughGrant, HughJackman, jesse metcalfe, JesseMetcalfe, john lovitz, JohnLovitz, leonardo dicaprio, LeonardoDicaprio, matthew mcconaughey, MatthewMcconaughey, men, orlando bloom, OrlandoBloom, owen wilson, OwenWilson, prince harry, PrinceHarry, rod stewart, RodStewart, speedos, steve martin, SteveMartin, steven dorff, StevenDorff, swimming, trunks

Hulk-a-Mania!

Posted Aug 21st 2006 1:49PM by TMZ Staff

Hulk Hogan slipped into a neon yellow Speedo and snagged some rays (as if he needed any more) Saturday in Miami.

The champion of the ring slapped on a sleek pair of silver shades and took a dip in the pool. The recently turned 53-year-old deserves some credit for keeping up his body over the years

It's tough, but we admit we long for the days where he would sport his famous red-and-yellow stretch pants.

Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird

Tags: hulk hogan, HulkHogan, miami, speedos

Male Stars Feel the Need for Speedos

Posted Jul 28th 2006 7:17PM by TMZ Staff

Female celebs routinely sport bikinis but recently it's the men who are making a splash in spandex.

While board shorts have long been most men's swimwear of choice, lately everyone from musicians to movie stars and even athletes, have been throwing modesty to the wind and flaunting their stuff in variations of the classic banana hammock.

Click here... it's not over yet

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police

Tags: bathing suits, BathingSuits, beach, daniel craig, DanielCraig, david beckham, DavidBeckham, european, ricky martin, RickyMartin, speedos