Posted Jul 27th 2009 9:45AM by TMZ Staff
The idiot to the right is accused of making one of the stupidest mistakes ever this weekend -- he allegedly drove drunk to a trooper station and then tried checking in ... thinking it was a hotel.
The 25-year-old, Mitchell Deslatte, was booked on DWI in Louisiana after he went into the station and asked a trooper at the desk if it was a hotel.
It's unclear if his cell came with free HBO and a continental breakfast.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Drunks
Tags: drunk, drunk driver, DrunkDriver, dwi, hotel, louisiana, mitchell deslatte, MitchellDeslatte, police station, PoliceStation, state trooper, StateTrooper, station
Posted Oct 7th 2006 12:03AM by TMZ Staff

In the greatest fashion prat fall of Paris Fashion Week, we learn that fashion and watering buckets equal disaster and more importantly, hilarity. Of course those horrid shoes probably didn't help.

No one steals Moakler's man. Shanna Moakler got in a tussle with heiress Paris Hilton early Wednesday morning. Shanna alleges that Paris posse member Stavros Nairchos shoved her down some stairs. Watch the exclusive video of Shanna's conversation with the police.
Meanwhile, Paris contends that Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist after screaming profanities at her that night. After exiting Hyde, Paris and her publicist Elliot Mintz went to the police station and filed a police report against the "Dancing with the Stars" contestant.
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Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape
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